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(Impact Wrestling)   Will a tryptophan overdose force Jeff Hardy's match to be cut down to 30 seconds? Is Rob Van Dam in charge of smoking the turkey? Did Hulk Hogan bring a savory custard in his orange thermos? All this and the TNA Turkey on Impact, 8 PM on Spike   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 43
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2012-11-22 09:21:45 AM  
T paraphrase Garrett Morrison from an old SNL skit: "Do you broil the turkey? No no no! Do you grill the turkey? No no no! Do you SMOKE the turkey? YES YES YES!".

I would eat a marijuana-infused turkey. Just replace sage with MJ - should be tasty!
 
2012-11-22 09:31:17 AM  
I'm betting RVD has had marijuana-infused everything.

He probably has a cow he feeds weed so he can have weed milk and weed steak.
 
2012-11-22 11:07:34 AM  

Happy Thanksgiving, stateside FARKers! :-)

Tonight, we make this special occasion even specialer with a defense of the Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

i6.photobucket.com
We CAN hear your "internal" monologue, FirstNationalBastard. >:-(


Since it's a holiday, we'll change things up tonight with the first-annual TURKEY DAY CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE!

The rules are simple: whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for EVERY 50th POST will be interim, or unofficial, champion. If there's a miss or botch on the 50th post, FNB will be interim champion until the 100th post, but we WILL keep going until approximately 10pm EST / 9pm CST, when Impact Wrestling ends. Whoever is interim champion by that point will be OFFICIALLY crowned as Global Legendary Television Championship of the World.

Good luck, and Happy Thanksgiving fWc FARKers! :-)
 
2012-11-22 11:12:34 AM  
Sounds interesting Steroid!

He just wants to get my belt away from me. He's jealous of the grandeur of the Rarity belt. Why, the only thing that tops it is the lovely ensemble Rarity put together to get her one major scene in Too Many Pinkie Pies. Hey, what is this shiat on the Macy's Day Parade? Did I take drugs? Squeak with Chica? Latino birds? Shouldn't it be Squeak with El Pollo, then? Eh, fark it, I'll register my disbelief in the Macy's Day Parade thread I submitted. HEY, KOOL-AID!
 
2012-11-22 07:11:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting RVD has had marijuana-infused everything.

He probably has a cow he feeds weed so he can have weed milk and weed steak.


mmmmmm.... weed milksteak
 
2012-11-22 07:25:35 PM  
Subby hasn't heard that tryptophan does not actually do that.
 
2012-11-22 07:26:37 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Subby hasn't heard that tryptophan does not actually do that.


Actually, it's more of a stoned Jeff Hardy joke than anything.
 
2012-11-22 07:27:12 PM  
Gryphon Sil has entered the impact zone
 
2012-11-22 07:32:29 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 07:42:35 PM  
Got family Turkey Day activities to attend, so I'll probably miss Impact.

Probably. >.>

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 08:00:59 PM  
Bah gawd it's time
 
2012-11-22 08:02:43 PM  
There's the pyro budget for the week
 
2012-11-22 08:05:02 PM  
It's so lonesome in here
 
2012-11-22 08:08:31 PM  

silgryphon: It's so lonesome in here


Skins/Cowboys hasn't ended yet.
 
2012-11-22 08:59:33 PM  

my lip balm addiction: T paraphrase Garrett Morrison from an old SNL skit: "Do you broil the turkey? No no no! Do you grill the turkey? No no no! Do you SMOKE the turkey? YES YES YES!".

I would eat a marijuana-infused turkey. Just replace sage with MJ - should be tasty!


Darrow Igus as Nat E. Dred on "Fridays", not Garrett Morris.

/pedant
//gimme ganja!
 
2012-11-22 09:02:12 PM  

silgryphon: It's so lonesome in here


They say the same thing at TNA house shows.
 
2012-11-22 09:15:42 PM  
the thread, she is dead
 
2012-11-22 09:16:24 PM  
Farking relatives taking me away from The Greatest Man That Ever Lived and whatever Christy's got on today.
 
2012-11-22 09:19:23 PM  
Seeing EY use the turkey suit to peck at ODB's tits was lol-worthy
 
2012-11-22 09:35:49 PM  
Damn I don't know what's worse, FirstNationalBastards shiatastic headlines, or the retarded administrators who keep handing him the greens. Your headlines are terrible FNB, and the piece of shiat who greens your garbage should be rounded up and flogged with bullwhips.

/Really though admin who keeps greening his tired shiat, your life is worthless and your mom is a cheap prostitute with scurvy
 
2012-11-22 09:42:40 PM  
Sorry guys. I totally forgot about TNA.

I'm having too much fun watching the train wreck that is the Jets/Patriots game.
 
2012-11-22 09:57:59 PM  
Bully Ray is Brooke's loverman? Oh geez
 
2012-11-22 09:58:38 PM  
"If you were that starved for affection, Brooke, you didn't need to settle for the turkey - A-Double would've given you all the stuffing you could handle."
 
2012-11-22 09:59:53 PM  
And the show ends with the crowd chanting HOGAN. Of course.
 
2012-11-22 10:26:31 PM  

robsul82: Bully Ray is Brooke's loverman? Oh geez


Well, have you seem him typing on the Twittah Machine? I'm sure he's got magic fingers...
 
2012-11-22 10:27:16 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Sorry guys. I totally forgot about TNA.

I'm having too much fun watching the train wreck that is the Jets/Patriots game.


This..wow...what a dead thread.
 
2012-11-22 10:30:27 PM  
Comma, but logging on to job up the post Count.....ZZZZZZ
 
2012-11-22 10:32:02 PM  
Coma, wtf Siri, Seriously!
 
2012-11-22 10:35:53 PM  
Wow, dead thread!
 
2012-11-22 10:38:48 PM  
You gotta be f**king kidding me. :-(

How... You... What... 28 F**KING COMMENTS?!

i1182.photobucket.com

STILL Global Legendary Tele... aw, who gives a f**k. -_-
 
2012-11-22 10:43:55 PM  
I give A Flying Fark, why, because I am the Inspector. The rookie sensation, across the nation. I fought hard for my One Time Raw LMS championship, but damn it I know, I know we can defeat the evil Turkey Day Na.........zzzzzzzzzzz
 
2012-11-22 11:10:36 PM  
@Christian4Peeps
The Patriots are making the 2012 Jets look like the 2012 Jets
2 minutes ago
 
2012-11-23 04:40:34 AM  
Behold your rawesome thread LMS champion!

RESPECT!!!
 
2012-11-23 04:55:49 AM  

D_Evans45: Damn I don't know what's worse, FirstNationalBastards shiatastic headlines, or the retarded administrators who keep handing him the greens. Your headlines are terrible FNB, and the piece of shiat who greens your garbage should be rounded up and flogged with bullwhips.

/Really though admin who keeps greening his tired shiat, your life is worthless and your mom is a cheap prostitute with scurvy


Actually, my real headlines are generally beloved. Sure, there's a clunker every now and then, but no one bats a thousand.

Now, these? These aren't the "real" headlines. These are like the popular singles I put out to keep in practice while composing the pretentious wanky stuff that is good.

/sorry, not even you could get us to the 50th post.
 
2012-11-23 09:55:19 AM  
i549.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-23 10:04:06 AM  

Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]


I RETAIN!

i6.photobucket.com

/Of course, the Godfather retained the IC Title at Over the Edge 1999.
 
2012-11-23 06:18:56 PM  
Grahhhh Wargarble!
 
2012-11-23 08:42:32 PM  
Sorry guys. Went to sleep early to be at work at 7 for some time and half overtime pay plus holiday pay
 
2012-11-23 11:09:29 PM  
This thread was BAD. Never seen one so small. I hope they continue greenlighting them in the future despite it. I love these threads and look forward to them every month.
 
2012-11-23 11:11:08 PM  
Damnit, I meant to say every WEEK. fark.
 
2012-11-24 01:03:40 AM  

lucasorvis: Damnit, I meant to say every WEEK. fark.


Sure sure...
 
2012-11-24 05:25:57 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]

I RETAIN!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]


Not something to be proud of this week, dude. >:-(
 
2012-11-25 07:35:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]

I RETAIN!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

/Of course, the Godfather retained the IC Title at Over the Edge 1999.


That's horrible. +1
 
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