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We CAN hear your "internal" monologue, FirstNationalBastard. >:-(
FirstNationalBastard: I'm betting RVD has had marijuana-infused everything.He probably has a cow he feeds weed so he can have weed milk and weed steak.
PC LOAD LETTER: Subby hasn't heard that tryptophan does not actually do that.
silgryphon: It's so lonesome in here
my lip balm addiction: T paraphrase Garrett Morrison from an old SNL skit: "Do you broil the turkey? No no no! Do you grill the turkey? No no no! Do you SMOKE the turkey? YES YES YES!".I would eat a marijuana-infused turkey. Just replace sage with MJ - should be tasty!
robsul82: Bully Ray is Brooke's loverman? Oh geez
The_Y2P_Problem: Sorry guys. I totally forgot about TNA.I'm having too much fun watching the train wreck that is the Jets/Patriots game.
D_Evans45: Damn I don't know what's worse, FirstNationalBastards shiatastic headlines, or the retarded administrators who keep handing him the greens. Your headlines are terrible FNB, and the piece of shiat who greens your garbage should be rounded up and flogged with bullwhips./Really though admin who keeps greening his tired shiat, your life is worthless and your mom is a cheap prostitute with scurvy
Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]
lucasorvis: Damnit, I meant to say every WEEK. fark.
FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]I RETAIN![i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]
FirstNationalBastard: Captain Steroid: [i549.photobucket.com image 396x349]I RETAIN![i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]/Of course, the Godfather retained the IC Title at Over the Edge 1999.
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