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2012-11-22 02:43:46 AM
How psychotic girls fall asleep
 
2012-11-22 03:10:16 AM

gopher321: How psychotic girls fall asleep


IMHO, a much more apt description.
 
2012-11-22 03:12:59 AM
when their husbands ask them for sex?
 
2012-11-22 04:45:57 AM
Oh Marbles, you crazy woman, you.
 
2012-11-22 05:47:46 AM
In that vein, sort of, from 2010, but discovered by me today, Harvard Sailing Team - Boys Will Be Girls

There's a series of 3 or 4 videos but the one above is the start and it links to the next in the series.

Somewhat amusing.

Might be more interesting if I knew the girls wrote solely for their episodes and the boys wrote solely for theirs.

Also, Harvard Sailing Team - Hipster Thanksgiving (redlight)
 
2012-11-22 06:58:07 AM
i had a feeling of dread it would be her. watched anyway...now i hate myself.
 
2012-11-22 09:58:50 AM
Why do I have the urge to poke her in the butt...
 
2012-11-22 04:47:57 PM
wrong subreddit.
 
2012-11-22 04:50:12 PM

PreMortem: Why do I have the urge to poke her in the butt...


Because she's hot?
 
2012-11-22 05:30:45 PM
Sometimes, when people can't sleep they rub one out, I was hoping that maybe...but no.
 
2012-11-22 07:28:06 PM
That girl makes me gigglesnort.
 
2012-11-22 07:57:39 PM
i.imgur.com

Best Part is the Face Fart
 
2012-11-22 08:30:17 PM

basemetal: That girl makes me gigglesnort.


Pretty much. She is mebbee a wee bit crazy, but it's not a bad kind of crazy.
 
2012-11-22 08:35:50 PM
Most women I know have a hard time sleeping with a tight bra on. Maybe that's her problem.
 
2012-11-22 08:48:20 PM
This is her best video:
Link

/you're welcome
 
2012-11-22 08:54:02 PM
for attention whorery, it's got some staying power. i felt the same way about stephen colbert early on, but he's since hit his stride.
 
2012-11-22 09:01:49 PM
Meh, I'd pee in her butt.

/just saying
 
2012-11-22 09:13:35 PM
"i'll buy her a total fark account, she will be so impressed. what could possibly go wrong"
 
2012-11-22 09:13:48 PM

zvoidx: This is her best video:
Link

/you're welcome


that definitely is her best video.
 
2012-11-22 09:14:25 PM

sithon: when their husbands ask them for sex?


you need a different wife.
 
2012-11-22 09:29:41 PM
I love that the admins tagged this video with fist and full house.
 
2012-11-22 09:37:10 PM
That made me nervous.
 
2012-11-22 09:39:36 PM

zvoidx: This is her best video:
Link

/you're welcome


Thank you.
 
2012-11-22 09:43:39 PM

zvoidx: This is her best video:
Link

/you're welcome


aaaannnddd... I'm done.

off to bed. thanks.
 
2012-11-22 09:47:49 PM

zvoidx: This is her best video:
Link

/you're welcome


www.majhost.com
 
2012-11-22 09:48:25 PM
I love you crazy, funny interweb girl.
 
2012-11-22 09:49:13 PM

zvoidx: This is her best video:
Link

/you're welcome


Thanksgiving, indeed.
 
2012-11-22 09:49:15 PM
So she's laying in bed, has a jar of peanut butter with her, and also has her dog with her in bed. I am puzzled as to why there appears to be a scene missing from this video.
 
2012-11-22 09:55:36 PM

SkittleBrau: So she's laying in bed, has a jar of peanut butter with her, and also has her dog with her in bed. I am puzzled as to why there appears to be a scene missing from this video.


I suggest you watch zvoidx's video, then. There's a relevant scene.
 
2012-11-22 09:58:09 PM

HotWingAgenda: Most women I know have a hard time sleeping with a tight bra on. Maybe that's her problem.


Probably did it just for the vid. I'm pretty sure no woman on earth sleeps with a bra on. Purposely, of course.
 
2012-11-22 10:08:29 PM
Can I get a refund on the time I spent watching that?
 
2012-11-22 10:42:33 PM

HotWingAgenda: SkittleBrau: So she's laying in bed, has a jar of peanut butter with her, and also has her dog with her in bed. I am puzzled as to why there appears to be a scene missing from this video.

I suggest you watch zvoidx's video, then. There's a relevant scene.


Yeah there is.
 
2012-11-22 11:18:08 PM
Roofies? Chloroform? Blunt objects?
 
2012-11-22 11:33:45 PM
How I fall asleep, and I'm a dude.

/Minus cats and food
//Technically minus dogs, too, but probably would if I had dogs.
 
2012-11-22 11:46:28 PM
What an annoying coont.
 
2012-11-23 12:04:18 AM
She's the poor man's iJustine.
 
2012-11-23 12:18:59 AM
zvoidx




2012-11-22 08:48:20 PM

This is her best video:
Link

/you're welcome


you are a god among men in this thread.
 
2012-11-23 12:26:10 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: Meh, I'd pee in her butt.

/just saying


That definitely wouldn't help her get to sleep. Probably wouldn't do anything for you, unless you're into that, and then it might just get you all worked up and really not able to sleep... I think the posters upthread had the answer and didn't know it. Poking women in the butt makes 'em nice and tired when all is said and done. Just don't sleep in THAT wet spot...
 
2012-11-23 12:48:07 AM
 
2012-11-23 01:49:42 AM
My girlfriend suffers from narcolepsy. The sex is amazing.
 
2012-11-23 04:22:28 AM
I made it to 0:09.
 
2012-11-23 04:56:39 AM
What's "amusing" about this crap?
 
2012-11-23 05:20:02 AM
22 seconds, that's when I bailed.
 
2012-11-23 09:20:25 AM

Hetfield: I made it to 0:09.


Kurmudgeon: 22 seconds, that's when I bailed.


I didn't make it past the squeaky toy noise.

Sometimes, no matter how hot she is, this shiat is simply not worth it.

She's the chick you take out hoping to fark her, then spend half the night debating if you should bail, or try and get through it for the reward... then realizing as you are farking her, that she's turned out to be a dead lay in bed, instead of the crazy fark you were hoping for.
 
2012-11-23 09:21:24 AM

HotWingAgenda: Most women I know have a hard time sleeping with a tight bra on. Maybe that's her problem.


I can help solve her problem.
 
2012-11-23 09:23:29 AM

Ishkur: she's a young girl talking about herself


That was pretty funny - I liked the bridge (if a 60-second song can have a bridge).

I've got a soft spot for JMarb, though, especially when she does stuff like this (chronicled here):

t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-23 10:10:02 AM
 
2012-11-23 10:11:41 AM

Bit'O'Gristle: Meh, I'd pee in her butt.

/just saying


I lol'd so hard.
 
2012-11-23 10:25:46 AM

LesserEvil: Hetfield: I made it to 0:09.

Kurmudgeon: 22 seconds, that's when I bailed.

I didn't make it past the squeaky toy noise.

Sometimes, no matter how hot she is, this shiat is simply not worth it.

She's the chick you take out hoping to fark her, then spend half the night debating if you should bail, or try and get through it for the reward... then realizing as you are farking her, that she's turned out to be a dead lay in bed, instead of the crazy fark you were hoping for.


Eh, I'd say her hot to crazy ratio still means I'd put up with her shiat.
 
2012-11-23 11:11:07 AM

SoothinglyDeranged: Oh Marbles, you crazy woman, you.


You know "Mr. Marbles" is the name of her dog, right?
 
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