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(Bay News 9)   It's all fun and games until somebody loses a nipple   ( divider line
    More: Florida, New Port Richey, Pasco County Sheriff's Office  
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10046 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Nov 2012 at 4:27 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-22 02:15:47 AM  
3 votes:
Purple nurple, stage 5 - worse than even the dreaded Rear Admiral.
2012-11-22 05:59:11 AM  
2 votes: 

2012-11-22 01:46:21 AM  
2 votes:
I didn't know they were making them twist-off now. In the old days you needed a tool.
2012-11-22 03:05:32 PM  
1 vote:

Aulus: When I was in college at Florida State, there was a co-ed at FAMU I dated a few times. Once, she told me about ne of her friends who had a worse experience. The friend was dating a guy who had a reputation for very rough sex and Cheryl, my date, had warned her about the guy, but the friend refused to believe her. He finally got her to have sex one night and she found out Cheryl had been right to warn her. As part of "foreplay", he bit off one of her nipples.

You call that "worse?" This two year-old lost BOTH nipples and didn't even cum!
2012-11-22 10:58:40 AM  
1 vote:
I know where we can send this guy.

/Does Turkey owe us a favor?
2012-11-22 05:18:59 AM  
1 vote:
Matheson was charged with child abuse and is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail without bail.

That should make a nice lube for him.
2012-11-22 04:36:59 AM  
1 vote:
Insert Jeff Foxworthy joke here.
2012-11-22 03:27:55 AM  
1 vote:
"Doctors say it is unlikely the nipples will grow back."

I want to know if this is simply a hypothesis, or there have been some incredibly sick experiments and test cases to determine that it's not possible.
2012-11-22 02:34:22 AM  
1 vote:

Matheson was charged with child abuse and is being held at the Land O' Lakes Jail without bail.

If the other inmates fold him up, will his knees look like boobs?
2012-11-22 12:59:59 AM  
1 vote:
I've been reading Fark for almost 9 years now, and this is it.

This right here is the article that made me go, "Jesus, what the ever-loving F*CK?!!"

/Not surprised it's Florida, of course...
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