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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Man charged with burning 12-year-old girl with iron. Victim revealed details of the abuse only after being pressed   (koco.com) divider line 64
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2012-11-21 09:52:08 PM
Is she hot?
 
2012-11-21 10:18:07 PM

bingethinker: Is she hot?


At the very least, steamed.
 
2012-11-22 12:29:52 AM
What a dick. He should have pleated guilty.
 
2012-11-22 01:10:51 AM
FTFA: The girl told a school counselor at Choctaw Middle School that Joyce clamped a flattening iron on her arm because he wanted to teach her lesson about leaving the iron on,


Ok, fair enough. Lets beat the shiat out of him to teach him a lesson about abuse.

/No Ironic tag? This isn't the Fark I remember.
 
2012-11-22 02:30:18 AM
How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.
 
2012-11-22 02:40:35 AM

Ed Finnerty: What a dick. He should have pleated guilty.


This sort of cruelty never creases to amaze me.
 
2012-11-22 02:42:16 AM
This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.
 
2012-11-22 02:43:31 AM
"The facts that will come out in this case will show that my client isn't a child abuser."

Right. It was just an accident. That's why the girl had to get her burns treated at school.
 
2012-11-22 02:45:39 AM
he wanted to teach her lesson about leaving the iron on

"He's a veteran of the Iraq War."


It's like that thing they do in boot camp where they shoot you to teach you a lesson about not getting in front of bullets.
 
2012-11-22 02:45:47 AM

Churchy LaFemme: This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.


Yeah, it should have at least got the Ironic tag.
 
2012-11-22 02:46:41 AM
iron
 
2012-11-22 02:49:04 AM

fusillade762: he wanted to teach her lesson about leaving the iron on

"He's a veteran of the Iraq War."

It's like that thing they do in boot camp where they shoot you to teach you a lesson about not getting in front of bullets.


Or when they rape you to teach you about STD's.

/Or was that summer camp?
 
2012-11-22 02:49:29 AM

fusillade762: he wanted to teach her lesson about leaving the iron on

"He's a veteran of the Iraq War."

It's like that thing they do in boot camp where they shoot you to teach you a lesson about not getting in front of bullets.


"And if you survive, we're going to teach you how to avoid tanks next week."
 
2012-11-22 02:50:26 AM
I was walking across the carpet in my living room the other day and at one particular spot I felt the shag get 'crispy'. Getting down on my hands and knees, I felt around the area and there seemed to be a small patch of this strangeness. I thought maybe my kid had spilled a milkshake or something on the rug, so I raised my voice at him when he denied spilling anything. He went to his room crying and grounded. We don't accept lying in this house.

Later when my wife got back from shopping, I told her about the carpet and she came clean that she had done that when she was ironing shirts earlier. The iron had fallen from its charging stand and briefly fell on the rug. This was enough to burn the rug. I yelled a little while about how this was going to cost us to have the carpet replaced.

After a while I stopped feeling angry and we all had dinner and they apologized for their behavior.
 
2012-11-22 02:52:32 AM
the 3rd-4th time this happened i left the iron out on the porch. somehow this got the point across to the Mrs.

i like how news articles mention someone is a veteran. voluntarily putting yourself in harms way to be an assassin for a government that will gladly let you starve homeless & unemployed if you make it home alive tells me you make poor decisions and are quite possible unstable.
 
2012-11-22 02:57:27 AM
Since when is 12 a teen? Oh wait, this is Oklahoma. Kid's probably got a litter of her own by now.
 
2012-11-22 03:09:18 AM

KrispyKritter: the 3rd-4th time this happened i left the iron out on the porch. somehow this got the point across to the Mrs.

i like how news articles mention someone is a veteran. voluntarily putting yourself in harms way to be an assassin for a government that will gladly let you starve homeless & unemployed if you make it home alive tells me you make poor decisions and are quite possible unstable.


I think the "veteran" tag here is more of a way to "excuse" his actions, or at least say something to the effect of: "This was probably a nice guy, but his experiences as a veteran are at least partly to blame for his later unacceptable behavior. While we certainly do not condone these actions, we can sympathize to some extent and don't feel that this is a completely horrible person."

AverageAmericanGuy: I was walking across the carpet in my living room the other day and at one particular spot I felt the shag get 'crispy'. Getting down on my hands and knees, I felt around the area and there seemed to be a small patch of this strangeness. I thought maybe my kid had spilled a milkshake or something on the rug, so I raised my voice at him when he denied spilling anything. He went to his room crying and grounded. We don't accept lying in this house.

Later when my wife got back from shopping, I told her about the carpet and she came clean that she had done that when she was ironing shirts earlier. The iron had fallen from its charging stand and briefly fell on the rug. This was enough to burn the rug. I yelled a little while about how this was going to cost us to have the carpet replaced.

After a while I stopped feeling angry and we all had dinner and they apologized for their behavior.


LOL!
 
2012-11-22 03:12:26 AM

L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.


How did she burn the other ear?
 
2012-11-22 03:16:24 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other ear?


When they called back.
 
2012-11-22 03:16:53 AM
Hey, Mr. Defendant there, if you "abuse a child" you are a "child abuser." Iron, burning, etc., seem to meet the definition.

Also see story about a man, a sheep and farking and what HE'S called.
 
2012-11-22 03:18:55 AM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Also see story about a man, a sheep and farking and what HE'S called.


A baaa' d man

/Daaa' ddy
 
2012-11-22 03:27:19 AM

Churchy LaFemme: This thread is bad and you should all feel bad.


Don't come unraveled now; don't get hung up with worrying about the frayed morals so many of the stuffed shirts here flaunt so openly. Unless you can Magically Size someone up just by their posts, realize that most of us, while we may not be Easy On the nerves (nor Faultless), are really good people at heart.
 
2012-11-22 03:36:43 AM
Is her name Brandi?
 
2012-11-22 03:57:36 AM
Keep us updated if there are any new wrinkles in the case.
 
2012-11-22 04:07:36 AM

L.D. Ablo: Feral_and_Preposterous: L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other ear?

When they called back.


How'd she burn her fingers?

She tried to read the waffle maker.
 
2012-11-22 04:18:14 AM
"He wanted me to come forward and at least, let everyone know that he's not a child abuser," he added. "The facts that will come out in this case will show that my client isn't a child abuser."


Dollars to donuts this guy was abused as a kid and that sort of thing is normal to him, and that he thinks that's a completely valid punishment.

/Or PTSD since he's a veteran....
 
2012-11-22 04:18:46 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I was walking across the carpet in my living room the other day and at one particular spot I felt the shag get 'crispy'. Getting down on my hands and knees, I felt around the area and there seemed to be a small patch of this strangeness. I thought maybe my kid had spilled a milkshake or something on the rug, so I raised my voice at him when he denied spilling anything. He went to his room crying and grounded. We don't accept lying in this house.

Later when my wife got back from shopping, I told her about the carpet and she came clean that she had done that when she was ironing shirts earlier. The iron had fallen from its charging stand and briefly fell on the rug. This was enough to burn the rug. I yelled a little while about how this was going to cost us to have the carpet replaced.

After a while I stopped feeling angry and we all had dinner and they apologized for their behavior.


Very nice, nice indeed, Lol
 
2012-11-22 04:22:56 AM

ExcaliburPrime111: I think the "veteran" tag here is more of a way to "excuse" his actions, or at least say something to the effect of: "This was probably a nice guy, but his experiences as a veteran are at least partly to blame for his later unacceptable behavior. While we certainly do not condone these actions, we can sympathize to some extent and don't feel that this is a completely horrible person."


Yeah, when what it really needs to be is: This guy was probably dangerously unstable long before he saw combat, and anything that happened over there only made things that much worse. We need to stop rationalizing psychotic behavior by "veterans" and admit that crazy people are crazy, and shellshock just rips off whatever scabs might have formed over their already festering wounds.

Then maybe all the REST of the combat veterans wouldn't have to live with the idea they're all like decades-old dynamite, just waiting for some kind of jolt when it's not true.
 
2012-11-22 04:30:17 AM
I'm pleasantly surprised no-one has tried to claim the girl deserved it.
 
2012-11-22 04:55:09 AM

bingethinker: Is she hot?


I already felt bad for giggling at the headline, and then you had to go and say that.

/LOL
 
2012-11-22 04:55:50 AM
Subby, if I believed in Heaven and Hell... I'd think you'd be needing some asbestos underwear for where you'd be headed... but I don't so, cheers! you sick bastard!
 
2012-11-22 04:56:55 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

She knows all about that :(


/that episode scarred me for life
 
2012-11-22 04:58:46 AM
Victim revealed details of the abuse only after being pressed

I can't believe she folded.
 
2012-11-22 05:33:28 AM

Gawdzila: bingethinker: Is she hot?

I already felt bad for giggling at the headline, and then you had to go and say that.

/LOL


Oh, it's more than the headline. Some of the comments have me giggling nearly non-stop.
 
2012-11-22 05:33:54 AM
I don't see anything funny about a 12 year old girl being burned with an iron. Do and say what you please. I just don't think it's funny.
 
2012-11-22 05:39:54 AM

bestie1: I don't see anything funny about a 12 year old girl being burned with an iron.


Too old?
 
2012-11-22 05:43:34 AM
I hope the judge will not go Easy-On him.
 
2012-11-22 05:53:27 AM

Metalithic: I'm pleasantly surprised no-one has tried to claim the girl deserved it.


That is ridiculous! why would they have to say that? The women of the household are property, you dont have to justify anything by them DESERVING it...sheesh,
 
2012-11-22 05:54:58 AM

bestie1: I don't see anything funny about a 12 year old girl being burned with an iron. Do and say what you please. I just don't think it's funny.


um, fark. welcome to it.

/ horrible things sometimes make people react in different ways than you might. its how some brains cope.
 
2012-11-22 06:29:07 AM
What a bunch of disgusting comments--starting with you subby. Is child abuse funny? Really?
 
2012-11-22 06:49:58 AM
"He's a veteran of the Iraq War. He served this country in the Air Force and had an honorable discharge," said Ryan Hearne.

He should be pressing for treatment for PTSS. That is much more plausible. He'd at least get some help that way.
 
2012-11-22 06:50:07 AM
Great. I had to go and read this right after reading the nipple-twisting story.

Humans suck.

I have to go hug my daughters now.
 
2012-11-22 07:07:04 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 240x320]

She knows all about that :(


/that episode scarred me for life


I thought of that when I read the story too.

Yes, Janet Jackson WAS at one time a very cute BLACK child.
 
2012-11-22 07:09:31 AM

bestie1: I don't see anything funny about a 12 year old girl being burned with an iron.


Neither do I.
Clever dark-humored puns are another matter, however.
 
2012-11-22 08:20:15 AM
Fark is a funny place. Last week, a bunch of videos on tv reporter meltdowns was NOT FUNNY, but this is (I lol'd at the puns too). Weird how things get decided around here.
 
2012-11-22 08:45:50 AM
Krispy Kritter: "After a while I stopped feeling angry and we all had dinner and they apologized for their behavior."

So, you made an ass-umption about what happened, wrongly accused your kid, and they had to apologize to you? How does that work?
 
2012-11-22 08:56:25 AM
www.american-buddha.com
 
2012-11-22 08:56:45 AM
tower of pisa, fuligin, LDM90
Looks like we have some n00bs here, so let me help:

imageshack.us
 
2012-11-22 09:02:01 AM

L.D. Ablo: How did Hellen Keller Anne Frank burn her ear?

She answered the iron.


FTFY
 
2012-11-22 09:09:03 AM

bestie1: I don't see anything funny about a 12 year old girl being burned with an iron. Do and say what you please. I just don't think it's funny.


Being on Fark... it's a lesson in being in fantasy land. Don't believe it for a second that any of these people would do in real life what they say they do here. Were all keyboard warriors - don't take it at face value. Ever.
 
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