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(Some Guy)   What can you make out of a used political sign, a tub of vaseline, PVC, duct tape, and a few dozen squirrels?   ( divider line
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10889 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Nov 2012 at 3:39 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-22 04:02:27 AM  
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namatad: seriously? no pictures?? what is wrong with these people

Came here to say this.

Also, it's now a tree wrapped in ratty old campaign signs and duct tape, with branches held up with greased poles? That must look really great. I think I'd rather just buy some pecans, and have a tree that doesn't look like multicolored, greased shiat.
2012-11-22 02:47:25 AM  
2 votes:
seriously? no pictures?? what is wrong with these people
2012-11-22 12:52:26 AM  
2 votes:
Does the PVC pipe have a big enough diameter to insert a greased squirrel?

/this is important
2012-11-22 10:31:53 AM  
1 vote:
All the signs, vaseline, and duct tape in the world won't make a fantastic squirrel stew.

Get a pellet gun instead, and you'll have dinner AND dessert, all from the same tree.
2012-11-22 09:31:28 AM  
1 vote:
a system of skirts and Vaseline-lathered poles

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2012-11-22 06:59:44 AM  
1 vote:
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all of that stuff
2012-11-22 06:59:17 AM  
1 vote:
Dammit! Stay outta my bedroom.
2012-11-22 04:18:14 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sure the inventive and witty minds here on Fark will come up with all kinds of things that Rule 34 never even imagined in its darkest nightmares.
2012-11-22 03:58:37 AM  
1 vote:
Sweet, holy ratfark that was a boring article.
2012-11-22 12:19:50 AM  
1 vote:
A Republican sex toy?
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