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(Some Guy)   What can you make out of a used political sign, a tub of vaseline, PVC, duct tape, and a few dozen squirrels?   (emissourian.com) divider line 52
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2012-11-22 12:19:50 AM
A Republican sex toy?
 
2012-11-22 12:52:26 AM
Does the PVC pipe have a big enough diameter to insert a greased squirrel?

/this is important
 
2012-11-22 12:57:01 AM
daryl dixon?
 
2012-11-22 02:47:25 AM
seriously? no pictures?? what is wrong with these people
 
2012-11-22 03:47:16 AM
I can make a hat...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-22 03:54:31 AM
A lasting relationship?
 
2012-11-22 03:58:37 AM
Sweet, holy ratfark that was a boring article.
 
2012-11-22 04:00:20 AM
an "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator"?
 
2012-11-22 04:02:27 AM

namatad: seriously? no pictures?? what is wrong with these people


Came here to say this.

Also, it's now a tree wrapped in ratty old campaign signs and duct tape, with branches held up with greased poles? That must look really great. I think I'd rather just buy some pecans, and have a tree that doesn't look like multicolored, greased shiat.
 
2012-11-22 04:05:14 AM
a Romney-Go-Round?
 
2012-11-22 04:07:22 AM
How else is he gonna get the gerbil out?
 
2012-11-22 04:09:05 AM
A pretty good weekend in Dallas Vegas?
 
2012-11-22 04:12:25 AM
Bullets are just as cheap, and if you're worried about missing, just get a decent caliber pellet rifle...

Oh, and get some good squirrel recipies also...
 
2012-11-22 04:18:14 AM
I'm sure the inventive and witty minds here on Fark will come up with all kinds of things that Rule 34 never even imagined in its darkest nightmares.
 
2012-11-22 04:19:55 AM
DunwannaknowdunwannaknowdunwannaknowDUNwannaknow....

Hey wait, this is Fark.. the more innocent the headline the worse the outcome, therefore..

*clicks*

YES! Theory proven correct! The more sick and twisted the headline, the more innocuous the content!
 
2012-11-22 04:24:27 AM
I would've guessed Fark.com...
 
2012-11-22 04:43:39 AM
a porno?
 
2012-11-22 04:48:40 AM
Just get some hounds and some cats. The hounds won't catch them, but they will annoy them. The cats will kill them.
 
2012-11-22 05:15:54 AM
I could make a squirrel matrix. Whoa.
 
2012-11-22 06:08:34 AM
One of the last things I wanted to read about after being up all night cleaning was some old dudes nuts.

Eff you, Fark. Eff you.
 
2012-11-22 06:37:58 AM
Judging by the diameter of the PVC pipe I have out in the shop, I'm confident a greased squirrel could be easily inserted (after Macguyvering a simple canon from the used signage and duct tape).
 
2012-11-22 06:59:17 AM
Dammit! Stay outta my bedroom.
 
2012-11-22 06:59:44 AM
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all of that stuff
 
2012-11-22 07:05:16 AM

ambercricket: Judging by the diameter of the PVC pipe I have out in the shop, I'm confident a greased squirrel could be easily inserted (after Macguyvering a simple canon from the used signage and duct tape).


shiat, no coffee yet. accidentally hit the funny button when I wanted the quote button.

Is your canon in D Major like Pachelbel's?
 
2012-11-22 07:19:01 AM
Sweet, sweet love?
 
2012-11-22 08:28:30 AM
The PVC has to be just a little bigger...

www.moonbattery.com
 
2012-11-22 08:35:14 AM
FYI: Squirrels can not climb 4" PVC even without vaseline. Has to be 4" though, and you can't paint it. Just plain old PVC. I always put my birdfeeders on it, and they have never gotten into them since.
 
2012-11-22 08:41:56 AM
www.movieactors.com

"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this stuff."
 
2012-11-22 08:54:38 AM

ambercricket: Judging by the diameter of the PVC pipe I have out in the shop, I'm confident a greased squirrel could be easily inserted (after Macguyvering a simple canon from the used signage and duct tape).


Add some propane and you've got:

Squirrels in Space!!!
 
2012-11-22 09:16:13 AM
I woulda used KY...
 
2012-11-22 09:31:28 AM
a system of skirts and Vaseline-lathered poles

i.huffpost.com

"Go on..."
 
2012-11-22 09:31:38 AM
Around here, we call that "fun on a Friday night"
 
2012-11-22 09:33:46 AM
I dunno, but I bet Richard Gere is quivering in anticipation...

Oh wait...you said squirrels, not gerbils. Nevermind. Carry on.
 
2012-11-22 10:26:09 AM
squaids cannon?
 
2012-11-22 10:31:53 AM
All the signs, vaseline, and duct tape in the world won't make a fantastic squirrel stew.

Get a pellet gun instead, and you'll have dinner AND dessert, all from the same tree.
 
2012-11-22 10:42:16 AM
I don't know... but I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2012-11-22 11:22:00 AM
Throw in some ecstasy tabs, and I would have the most amazing party that would land me on PETA's most wanted list.

/And Romney would be none too pleased with some of the instagrams I would upload of the party

//throw in some clogs, a football helmet and kerosene, yeah. Good times.
 
2012-11-22 11:22:37 AM
image fail:

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-11-22 11:43:09 AM
All that work for $30 worth of pecans.

ECONOMICS FAIL!
 
2012-11-22 11:48:16 AM

cretinbob: A Republican sex toy?


Racist.
 
2012-11-22 11:52:16 AM

wildcardjack: All that work for $30 worth of pecans.

ECONOMICS FAIL!


A good pecan tree will yield up to 100 pounds of pecans. At $5 a pound for the meat. Call it what, $300 at 60% yield? Although I have no idea what one would do with 100 pounds of pecans. Probably crash the local pecan economy by giving them away to friends.
 
2012-11-22 12:01:29 PM

Marcus Aurelius: wildcardjack: All that work for $30 worth of pecans.

ECONOMICS FAIL!

A good pecan tree will yield up to 100 pounds of pecans. At $5 a pound for the meat. Call it what, $300 at 60% yield? Although I have no idea what one would do with 100 pounds of pecans. Probably crash the local pecan economy by giving them away to friends.


A good pecan tree, perhaps. This one yielded 5 gallons of pecans according to the article. Hardly 100 pounds. Maybe half that I'd estimate. So call it $250 worth of pecans. Less $100 for the PVC and duct tape, and $75 for time and effort spent plus another $75 on materials, time, and effort expected to be spent on maintenence in the future, and your net gain is $0.
 
2012-11-22 12:14:01 PM

Balchinian: Marcus Aurelius: wildcardjack: All that work for $30 worth of pecans.

ECONOMICS FAIL!

A good pecan tree will yield up to 100 pounds of pecans. At $5 a pound for the meat. Call it what, $300 at 60% yield? Although I have no idea what one would do with 100 pounds of pecans. Probably crash the local pecan economy by giving them away to friends.

A good pecan tree, perhaps. This one yielded 5 gallons of pecans according to the article. Hardly 100 pounds. Maybe half that I'd estimate. So call it $250 worth of pecans. Less $100 for the PVC and duct tape, and $75 for time and effort spent plus another $75 on materials, time, and effort expected to be spent on maintenence in the future, and your net gain is $0.


And you're still stuck with more pecans than I would eat in a year.
 
2012-11-22 01:03:17 PM

ka1axy: ambercricket: Judging by the diameter of the PVC pipe I have out in the shop, I'm confident a greased squirrel could be easily inserted (after Macguyvering a simple canon from the used signage and duct tape).

Add some propane and you've got:

Squirrels in Space!!!


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-NlDo
 
2012-11-22 01:06:59 PM
Let's try this again

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Ya6z-N lDo
 
2012-11-22 02:54:52 PM
With this article being in my local paper, I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-11-22 04:59:18 PM
Wait, wait, wait. Everyone's missing the most important point.

This guy found a woman in 21st Century America who bakes cookies. That's the headline right there.
 
2012-11-22 05:27:18 PM
megwood.files.wordpress.com

Give me a minute. I'm thinking.
 
2012-11-22 06:29:29 PM
Ann Coulter?

No, wait. Somebody already said "Republican Sex Toy".

Squirrels!
 
2012-11-22 07:06:31 PM
Amazing! I was right!
 
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