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(KSAT San Antonio)   Home invasion involves ____ people with ______. a) two, rifles. b) three, pistols. c) ten, machetes   ( divider line
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2012-11-21 10:02:35 PM  
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SanjiSasuke: I'm sure many Dead-Eye Magoo Farkers on here would have coolly lit up the room and taken all 10 down without a single scratch. Being out numbered doesn't matter so long as you have enough bullets, amiright.

/a knife is more effective than a gun //10 big knives

7 yards. Run and turn drills.

Though 1st rule of a knife fight, you're gonna get cut.
2012-11-21 09:30:28 PM  
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Machetes are effective, makes the other guy think you're a crazy motherfarker.

Guy flew around a corner as I pulled out of an alley, I laid on the horn. Fella stops, gets out of his car as he grabs a tire iron from behind his seat screaming about how he was "gonna fark you up!"

Get out of truck, grab machete from under the seat and turn around. Guy about shiats himself as he screams about how crazy of a motherfarker I am as he runs back to his car and how "I'll be ready fo youz next time!"
2012-11-21 09:23:35 PM  
1 vote:
e. Mole, neuro whips.
2012-11-21 09:19:58 PM  
1 vote:

DrRatchet: cannonman1863: That 's why I always keep a machete or two around me at all times


Well, not really because of this. But I do happen to have one within reach of my desk.

Because of reasons zombies.


/Me too
2012-11-21 09:12:02 PM  
1 vote:
As I long as I've got fido and rover loaded with bees I think I'll be ok.
2012-11-21 09:06:39 PM  
1 vote:
d) black, watermelons

2012-11-21 09:00:17 PM  
1 vote:
I need detail were there 10 machetes or did the ten guys pass one around?
2012-11-21 08:54:04 PM  
1 vote:
I haven't been machete shopping recently, but wouldn't a large group of people amassing an arsenal of 10 machetes kind of stand out?

I mean let's say they're planning this, and it turns out 5 of the 10 have machetes lying around. Do the other 5 go to the machete district down on east side of town and split up to the 3 or 4 stores that carry machetes (you know, so it doesn't seem suspicious)? Maybe, if they space out the purchases...?...
2012-11-21 08:44:47 PM  
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StoPPeRmobile: San Antonio police said they also cut the teen on the left arm. The 14-year-old was treated at the scene by paramedics.

Pretty sucky machete skillz.

Yes. If you are going to attack someone with a machete, the other guy should be nothing but shredded long pork.
2012-11-21 08:38:37 PM  
1 vote:
This is why I have a ____ with _____ rounds loaded at all times in my house. a) .45, 15
2012-11-21 08:29:47 PM  
1 vote:
Danny Trejo seen fleeing the scene.
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