The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: I was told there would be no math.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Sounds like a story a fourteen year old would make up.
Qel: Wasn't this an episode of Law and Order with Whoopi Goldberg
StoPPeRmobile: San Antonio police said they also cut the teen on the left arm. The 14-year-old was treated at the scene by paramedics.Pretty sucky machete skillz.
ClavellBCMI: Qel: Wasn't this an episode of Law and Order with Whoopi GoldbergWait six weeks and it will be.
remus: This is why I have a ____ with _____ rounds loaded at all times in my house. a) .45, 15
KrispyKritter: split the take they couldn't get Taco Bell./plan ahead, morans
clyph: Sounds like a bad joke:How many hoodrats does it take to steal a playstation?Ten, apparently.Although I'll bet there was some other "property" that got stolen that didn't get reported to the police.
Begoggle: remus: This is why I have a ____ with _____ rounds loaded at all times in my house. a) .45, 15Great for when the home invaders give you a call beforehand to tell you what time they will be invading.
cannonman1863: That 's why I always keep a machete or two around me at all times
DrRatchet: cannonman1863: That 's why I always keep a machete or two around me at all timesThis.Well, not really because of this. But I do happen to have one within reach of my desk.Because of reasons zombies.
Loucifer: e. Mole, neuro whips.
Indubitably: Loucifer: e. Mole, neuro whips.*bow*?
ClavellBCMI: StoPPeRmobile: San Antonio police said they also cut the teen on the left arm. The 14-year-old was treated at the scene by paramedics.Pretty sucky machete skillz.Yes. If you are going to attack someone with a machete, the other guy should be nothing but shredded long pork.
SanjiSasuke: I'm sure many Dead-Eye Magoo Farkers on here would have coolly lit up the room and taken all 10 down without a single scratch. Being out numbered doesn't matter so long as you have enough bullets, amiright./a knife is more effective than a gun //10 big knives
vactech: I haven't been machete shopping recently, but wouldn't a large group of people amassing an arsenal of 10 machetes kind of stand out?I mean let's say they're planning this, and it turns out 5 of the 10 have machetes lying around. Do the other 5 go to the machete district down on east side of town and split up to the 3 or 4 stores that carry machetes (you know, so it doesn't seem suspicious)? Maybe, if they space out the purchases...?...
fusillade762: d) black, watermelons/runs
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