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2012-11-22 12:33:32 AM

fusillade762: She's gone full Jew.


You never go full Jew.

/half Jew
 
2012-11-22 12:37:23 AM

PlasticMoby: DeaH: PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?



Tit.

No, bitty.



Ha!!


It's a running bit, too. It happens when he introduces his girlfriend to to parents. It also happens at his wedding.
 
2012-11-22 12:43:29 AM
Dude married a former child-actor turned PhD. When she went back into acting (in a perfect role for her) it had put a strain on things.
 
2012-11-22 12:44:09 AM
Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her
 
2012-11-22 12:44:41 AM

DeaH: PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?



Tit.

No, bitty.


Came for "Little Britain," leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-22 12:51:10 AM
Fark tmz and their shiatastic mobile site.
 
2012-11-22 01:00:59 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her


You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.
 
2012-11-22 01:01:58 AM

fusillade762: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

I like girls with big noses.

[www.conciergequestionnaire.com image 320x267] 

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Regina Spektor.
i817.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 01:07:07 AM

FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.


at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.
 
2012-11-22 01:12:36 AM

StopLurkListen: Regina Spektor


That counts as a big nose?
 
HBK
2012-11-22 01:28:57 AM

tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.


After reading that article... the fact that people may buy a book from that retarded, big-nosed nutjob terrifies me.
 
2012-11-22 02:03:21 AM

fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.


That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.
 
2012-11-22 02:20:20 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-22 02:35:20 AM

styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?


Yes?
 
2012-11-22 02:48:02 AM

fusillade762: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

I like girls with big noses.

[www.conciergequestionnaire.com image 320x267] 

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


I concur! The more likely their head is turned in a wind due to 'sail area', the more I am enamored!

/No foolin!
 
2012-11-22 03:06:06 AM

Captain Steroid: Sheldon's girlfriend on The Big Bang Theory was Blossom?! O_o

Wow. You really DO learn something new every day.


I only found out when she got in a car accident and mashed up her hand.
 
2012-11-22 03:41:39 AM
That picture of her screams "I support PBS!!"
 
2012-11-22 04:13:01 AM
Didn't know that she was married to Kevin Smith.

\You mean it isn't him in the photo, oh, ok.
 
2012-11-22 04:39:09 AM

tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.


So, who's going to link to the NSFW shots taken by her ex lesbo lover (NTTAWWT) and posted to the internet? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Either.
 
2012-11-22 04:40:04 AM

FastJeff: Captain Steroid: Sheldon's girlfriend on The Big Bang Theory was Blossom?! O_o

Wow. You really DO learn something new every day.

I only found out when she got in a car accident and mashed up her hand.


And here I was guessing the kids killed the sex life
 
2012-11-22 04:41:41 AM
pictures.platinum-celebs.com 

/nose
//nose
 
2012-11-22 05:17:25 AM

Smallberries: tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.

So, who's going to link to the NSFW shots taken by her ex lesbo lover (NTTAWWT) and posted to the internet? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Either.


now that is relevant to my interests...

also, poor roald dahl. that would suck more than I want to think about.
 
2012-11-22 06:24:04 AM
On one of my blogs, I stated that a threesome with Miyam and Kristen Schaal would probably be awesome.

A few days later, I started getting messages from the parents of young women and girls saying, "How dare you talk about my daughter Kristen like that!"

Thank Ghu, there's only one Miyam.
 
2012-11-22 07:42:32 AM
One day I hope to date a girl
 
2012-11-22 07:55:55 AM
Jenna Von Dayum!

i74.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 08:45:19 AM
Ach, back to the Loch with you, Nessie!
 
2012-11-22 09:07:50 AM

Smallberries: tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.

So, who's going to link to the NSFW shots taken by her ex lesbo lover (NTTAWWT) and posted to the internet? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Either.


Yes please.
 
2012-11-22 09:31:17 AM

fusillade762: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

I like girls with big noses.

[www.conciergequestionnaire.com image 320x267] 

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


I'm with you there. I don't know why, and I don't care.
 
2012-11-22 09:58:35 AM

MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.


Yeah, people with Ph.Ds can either be really cool or raving nutcases. It doesn't help that they almost always assume that their degree translates across the spectrum. And it's always in the hard sciences where they just end up going full-blown insane.
 
2012-11-22 11:17:27 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her


Somewhere, out there, she is probably not even shedding a tear about you.
 
2012-11-22 11:30:12 AM

Smallberries: tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.

So, who's going to link to the NSFW shots taken by her ex lesbo lover (NTTAWWT) and posted to the internet? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Either.


Who Blossom or McCarthy?
/probably going to GIS both either way.
 
2012-11-22 12:29:36 PM

TheJoe03: fusillade762: She's gone full Jew.

You never go full Jew.

/half Jew


i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 12:37:34 PM
If the child is old enough to ask for a cookie to go with his milk, KNOCK HIM OFF THE TIT!


/paraphrased (stolen) from CHris Rock
 
2012-11-22 12:42:30 PM
Maybe now that he's dropped a ton of weight he wants to sow his skinny oats.
 
Boe
2012-11-22 01:22:05 PM

DeaH: PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?



Tit.

No, bitty.


I was going to post that if no one else did

lol
 
2012-11-22 02:18:38 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.

Yeah, people with Ph.Ds can either be really cool or raving nutcases. It doesn't help that they almost always assume that their degree translates across the spectrum. And it's always in the hard sciences where they just end up going full-blown insane.


I call it smart persons disease. They are, or in many cases WERE, really smart about one tiny thing, so they think they must be really smart about all things. Which, obviously, is the opposite of true, if you spend all your time studying fruit fly genitalia you really don't know anything about car engines. Course arrogance makes it all the easier to con them....
 
2012-11-22 03:17:56 PM

StoPPeRmobile:  

/nose
//nose


She has a nose?

Just kidding, that flawless face fuels my fantasy that Helen Hunt had herself cloned for the sole purpose of pleasing me.
 
2012-11-22 03:29:48 PM

KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.


As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.
 
2012-11-22 04:17:05 PM

FunkOut: KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.

As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.


Boobs can swimg the balance back in the woman's favor though.
 
2012-11-22 06:30:57 PM

MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.


New a college science prof who once lit a match to look into a gas can because he didn't have a flashlight handy. Smart people can be very good at convincing themselves they can't possibly do something stupid.
 
2012-11-22 07:54:06 PM

FunkOut: KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.

As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.


You've got that hip nerd thing going for you, which increases attractiveness.
 
2012-11-22 09:49:19 PM

TheJoe03: StopLurkListen: Regina Spektor

That counts as a big nose?


She's also a crazy-hot Russian singer and pianist with a giant rack. She just never flaunts them.

/Would take Regina over Mayim any day.
 
2012-11-22 09:54:04 PM

FunkOut: KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.

As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.


Nah, you got it going on. Plus you list Deltron 3030 as on your listening habits. You're solid.
 
2012-11-22 10:08:24 PM

phedex: FunkOut: KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.

As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.

Nah, you got it going on. Plus you list Deltron 3030 as on your listening habits. You're solid.


Anyone that likes Deltron 3030 is alright in my book.
 
2012-11-22 10:36:25 PM

Smallberries: Guntram Shatterhand: MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.

Yeah, people with Ph.Ds can either be really cool or raving nutcases. It doesn't help that they almost always assume that their degree translates across the spectrum. And it's always in the hard sciences where they just end up going full-blown insane.

I call it smart persons disease. They are, or in many cases WERE, really smart about one tiny thing, so they think they must be really smart about all things. Which, obviously, is the opposite of true, if you spend all your time studying fruit fly genitalia you really don't know anything about car engines. Course arrogance makes it all the easier to con them....


There's nothing more insufferable than an asshole who doesn't know what he doesn't know.
 
2012-11-22 10:46:56 PM

KrispyKritter: at your age you don't know the difference between opinion

opinionation and fact. interesting.

FTFY
 
2012-11-23 04:07:33 AM

Son of Streak: StoPPeRmobile:  

/nose
//nose

She has a nose?

Just kidding, that flawless face fuels my fantasy that Helen Hunt had herself cloned for the sole purpose of pleasing me.


GET OUT OF MY HEAD

PARTICULARLY MY FANTASIES

I fell in lust with Helen Hunt when she did the Swiss Family thing for Disney, and now, I have a much younger, daddy issue replacement.

SHE's MINE I saw her first, and licked her photo.
 
2012-11-23 10:16:13 AM
farking TMZ.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-11-23 12:17:06 PM
The most obvious question is how does anyone concider her news worthy at all? Zoo worthy maybe..... Not news worthy......
 
2012-11-24 11:13:33 PM

bmfderek: Smallberries: Guntram Shatterhand: MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.

Yeah, people with Ph.Ds can either be really cool or raving nutcases. It doesn't help that they almost always assume that their degree translates across the spectrum. And it's always in the hard sciences where they just end up going full-blown insane.

I call it smart persons disease. They are, or in many cases WERE, really smart about one tiny thing, so they think they must be really smart about all things. Which, obviously, is the opposite of true, if you spend all your time studying fruit fly genitalia you really don't know anything about car engines. Course arrogance makes it all the easier to con them....

There's nothing more insufferable than an asshole who doesn't know what he doesn't know.


I once helped a lady who worked on campus in the writing center (yes, she had a PhD.) She was looking all confused in the parking lot by her car as I parked, so I asked if she needed some help. She had left her lights on, so I told her that her car needed a jump. I told her to pop the hood of her car.
She couldn't figure out how to do that.... because the lever had a graphical image of a hood being raised rather than the word "HOOD" printed on it.

She also had a terrible rat's nest of hair, as if it had been more than a few days since she washed/combed it.

/yuck
 
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