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2012-11-21 08:18:08 PM
We'll just get this out of the way:

2.bp.blogspot.com

/you know it was bound to happen sooner or later.
 
2012-11-21 09:03:50 PM

Lionel Mandrake: 2.bp.blogspot.com


does she beep when she backs up? Has she gotten rid of that schnoz yet? i see a little muscle in there... i know what that's from
 
2012-11-21 10:17:23 PM
It was probably caused by jealousy of all that beefcake she was around on Big Bang Theory.
 
2012-11-21 10:18:16 PM

Lionel Mandrake: We'll just get this out of the way:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 305x400]

/you know it was bound to happen sooner or later.


Damn Six would make most black women pissed off'd with that thing
 
2012-11-21 10:18:17 PM
Woooooooaaaaahhhh!
 
2012-11-21 10:18:47 PM

Lionel Mandrake: We'll just get this out of the way:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 305x400]

/you know it was bound to happen sooner or later.


She just popped out a kid not long ago

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-11-21 10:21:40 PM
So Mayim is available now?
Whoa.
 
2012-11-21 10:21:43 PM
assets.openmuseum.org
 
2012-11-21 10:25:45 PM
She should give him the finger.
 
2012-11-21 10:25:56 PM

urban.derelict: Lionel Mandrake: 2.bp.blogspot.com

does she beep when she backs up? Has she gotten rid of that schnoz yet? i see a little muscle in there... i know what that's from


Really, Studman...REALLY?!
 
2012-11-21 10:30:56 PM
I'm not proud to say that I once had a sex dream about Amy Farrah Fowler.
 
2012-11-21 10:33:45 PM
Danica too!
 
2012-11-21 10:35:20 PM

styckx: Lionel Mandrake: We'll just get this out of the way:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 305x400]

/you know it was bound to happen sooner or later.

She just popped out a kid not long ago

[img2.timeinc.net image 440x330]


my second son is 3 1/2 and still breast-feeds

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/mar/04/entertainment/la-ca-conversa ti on-20120304
 
2012-11-21 10:58:57 PM

Lionel Mandrake: We'll just get this out of the way:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 305x400]

/you know it was bound to happen sooner or later.


Holly tap dancing Christ is that woman hot.
 
2012-11-21 11:06:53 PM

quinnchan: Danica too!


Trifecta in play. So which tab? Geek? Poli?
 
2012-11-21 11:07:38 PM
I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.
 
2012-11-21 11:09:52 PM

PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.


Tit?
 
2012-11-21 11:15:58 PM
Sheldon's girlfriend on The Big Bang Theory was Blossom?! O_o

Wow. You really DO learn something new every day.
 
2012-11-21 11:17:21 PM

styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?




Tit.
 
2012-11-21 11:21:57 PM
I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.
 
2012-11-21 11:28:04 PM

PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.


They used to have the kids sleep with them every night too. That can't be good for a marriage, either.
 
2012-11-21 11:28:40 PM
I want to think it's the husband that pushed for it. Think about it: she's breastfeeding her toddler and sharing a bed with them? Mommy is pulling a lot of influence over her children's lives, and that is either to deny having an equal adult relationship, or because she has some serious control issues.

Either way, that speaks to Crazy biatch Syndrome, and nobody in their right mind wants that.
 
2012-11-21 11:29:36 PM

FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.


She's always reminded me of a baboon.
 
2012-11-21 11:31:40 PM

FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.


Well, you know what they say about a woman with a big nose.
 
2012-11-21 11:34:54 PM
There are times she looks really really good, and then there are times where she looks awful.. She also has one of those smiles that exposes every inch of her entire gum line.
 
2012-11-21 11:35:47 PM

LonMead: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

Well, you know what they say about a woman with a big nose.


She's really ugly and no self respecting person who have sex with her?
 
2012-11-21 11:36:40 PM

PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?



Tit.


No, bitty.
 
2012-11-21 11:37:37 PM

Fade2black: urban.derelict: Lionel Mandrake: 2.bp.blogspot.com

does she beep when she backs up? Has she gotten rid of that schnoz yet? i see a little muscle in there... i know what that's from

Really, Studman...REALLY?!


I'm going to have to back him up on this one. You're too easily impressed. You can find hotter chicks.... pretty much everywhere.
 
2012-11-21 11:38:58 PM

FunkOut: LonMead: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

Well, you know what they say about a woman with a big nose.

She's really ugly and no self respecting person who have sex with her?


No. Guess again.
 
2012-11-21 11:41:27 PM

LonMead: FunkOut: LonMead: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

Well, you know what they say about a woman with a big nose.

She's really ugly and no self respecting person who have sex with her?

No. Guess again.


She can smell when I fart 6 miles away at work and text me what I had for lunch?
 
2012-11-21 11:41:46 PM

styckx: There are times she looks really really good


I'll admit to being that drunk before.
 
2012-11-21 11:43:32 PM

LonMead: FunkOut: LonMead: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

Well, you know what they say about a woman with a big nose.

She's really ugly and no self respecting person who have sex with her?

No. Guess again.


The only thing uglier is a woman with toe thumbs?
 
2012-11-21 11:49:06 PM
Wait, she was married?

I thought she was one of them lesbian ex-kid's show personalities.
 
2012-11-21 11:50:17 PM

PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?


Tit.

 

susansbirdgardens.com
 
2012-11-21 11:50:18 PM

FunkOut: LonMead: FunkOut: LonMead: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

Well, you know what they say about a woman with a big nose.

She's really ugly and no self respecting person who have sex with her?

No. Guess again.

The only thing uglier is a woman with toe thumbs?


If that's an issue for you...
thatdarkkidkevin.files.wordpress.com

... we may not be able to help.
 
2012-11-21 11:53:23 PM
I was about to say I'd hit it and brag about it afterwards, she's pretty hot.

But breastfeeding the 3 1/2 year old? That's farking creepy as hell man.
 
2012-11-21 11:53:32 PM

FunkOut: LonMead: FunkOut: LonMead: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

Well, you know what they say about a woman with a big nose.

She's really ugly and no self respecting person who have sex with her?

No. Guess again.

The only thing uglier is a woman with toe thumbs?


ladiesleathergloves.net
 
2012-11-21 11:56:20 PM

FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.


I like girls with big noses.

www.conciergequestionnaire.com 

img2.timeinc.net
 
2012-11-22 12:12:35 AM
So I wonder if anybody has sang soft kitty to her yet.
 
2012-11-22 12:14:29 AM

fusillade762: I like girls with big noses.


I do too, in a sense, but Blossom's nose is just too much.
 
2012-11-22 12:14:34 AM
woodstockwardrobe.files.wordpress.com

Bialystock und Bloom.....
 
2012-11-22 12:19:44 AM

Lionel Mandrake: We'll just get this out of the way:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 305x400]

/you know it was bound to happen sooner or later.


www.wallpaperpimper.com

www.bestcelebwallpapers.com

wallcrow.com 

You really wanted to put an end to THIS !?!
 
2012-11-22 12:21:04 AM

DeaH: PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?



Tit.

No, bitty.




Ha!!
 
2012-11-22 12:23:28 AM

fusillade762: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

I like girls with big noses.

[www.conciergequestionnaire.com image 320x267] 

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


Lea Michele isn't too bad. It's like 'obviously Mediterranean' but not Jimmy Durante terrible. Franka Potente has the same kinda deal. Or Lady Gaga. The things I would do to that woman. :P

Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'. Having a former background in science, I know too many of these strange people. The whole "breastfeeding a 5 year old" thing is farking insane. Was food too expensive or something?
 
2012-11-22 12:26:09 AM

fusillade762: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

I like girls with big noses.

[www.conciergequestionnaire.com image 320x267] 

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


Her name was Candy. I remember her well. Lord was she hot.
 
2012-11-22 12:26:33 AM
9 years ago she had long faded in to obscurity, she gets on a popular show and bang she is a hot item and back on the market for a bigger better deal.

what makes her different from most women? not a damn thing.

if the hubby was loaded, she'd find a way to make it work.

/to whores
 
2012-11-22 12:27:24 AM

MadSkillz: The whole "breastfeeding a 5 year old" thing is farking insane. Was food too expensive or something?


I suspect some of them, having read that their child's IQ will be higher if they are breastfed and that substances in it are great for the brain and immune system, think they will make their child as smart as possible by giving them breastmilk for as long as possible. Actually, they could switch to feeding their kid coconut oil if they're so desperate for brain boosting medium chain fatty acids.
 
2012-11-22 12:29:02 AM
One More.
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-22 12:32:38 AM

MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.


She's gone full Jew.
 
2012-11-22 12:33:30 AM
On a very special episode of TMZ
 
2012-11-22 12:33:32 AM

fusillade762: She's gone full Jew.


You never go full Jew.

/half Jew
 
2012-11-22 12:37:23 AM

PlasticMoby: DeaH: PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?



Tit.

No, bitty.



Ha!!


It's a running bit, too. It happens when he introduces his girlfriend to to parents. It also happens at his wedding.
 
2012-11-22 12:43:29 AM
Dude married a former child-actor turned PhD. When she went back into acting (in a perfect role for her) it had put a strain on things.
 
2012-11-22 12:44:09 AM
Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her
 
2012-11-22 12:44:41 AM

DeaH: PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?



Tit.

No, bitty.


Came for "Little Britain," leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-22 12:51:10 AM
Fark tmz and their shiatastic mobile site.
 
2012-11-22 01:00:59 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her


You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.
 
2012-11-22 01:01:58 AM

fusillade762: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

I like girls with big noses.

[www.conciergequestionnaire.com image 320x267] 

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]



Regina Spektor.
i817.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 01:07:07 AM

FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.


at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.
 
2012-11-22 01:12:36 AM

StopLurkListen: Regina Spektor


That counts as a big nose?
 
HBK
2012-11-22 01:28:57 AM

tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.


After reading that article... the fact that people may buy a book from that retarded, big-nosed nutjob terrifies me.
 
2012-11-22 02:03:21 AM

fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.


That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.
 
2012-11-22 02:20:20 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-22 02:35:20 AM

styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?


Yes?
 
2012-11-22 02:48:02 AM

fusillade762: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

I like girls with big noses.

[www.conciergequestionnaire.com image 320x267] 

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


I concur! The more likely their head is turned in a wind due to 'sail area', the more I am enamored!

/No foolin!
 
2012-11-22 03:06:06 AM

Captain Steroid: Sheldon's girlfriend on The Big Bang Theory was Blossom?! O_o

Wow. You really DO learn something new every day.


I only found out when she got in a car accident and mashed up her hand.
 
2012-11-22 03:41:39 AM
That picture of her screams "I support PBS!!"
 
2012-11-22 04:13:01 AM
Didn't know that she was married to Kevin Smith.

\You mean it isn't him in the photo, oh, ok.
 
2012-11-22 04:39:09 AM

tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.


So, who's going to link to the NSFW shots taken by her ex lesbo lover (NTTAWWT) and posted to the internet? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Either.
 
2012-11-22 04:40:04 AM

FastJeff: Captain Steroid: Sheldon's girlfriend on The Big Bang Theory was Blossom?! O_o

Wow. You really DO learn something new every day.

I only found out when she got in a car accident and mashed up her hand.


And here I was guessing the kids killed the sex life
 
2012-11-22 04:41:41 AM
pictures.platinum-celebs.com 

/nose
//nose
 
2012-11-22 05:17:25 AM

Smallberries: tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.

So, who's going to link to the NSFW shots taken by her ex lesbo lover (NTTAWWT) and posted to the internet? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Either.


now that is relevant to my interests...

also, poor roald dahl. that would suck more than I want to think about.
 
2012-11-22 06:24:04 AM
On one of my blogs, I stated that a threesome with Miyam and Kristen Schaal would probably be awesome.

A few days later, I started getting messages from the parents of young women and girls saying, "How dare you talk about my daughter Kristen like that!"

Thank Ghu, there's only one Miyam.
 
2012-11-22 07:42:32 AM
One day I hope to date a girl
 
2012-11-22 07:55:55 AM
Jenna Von Dayum!

i74.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 08:45:19 AM
Ach, back to the Loch with you, Nessie!
 
2012-11-22 09:07:50 AM

Smallberries: tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.

So, who's going to link to the NSFW shots taken by her ex lesbo lover (NTTAWWT) and posted to the internet? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Either.


Yes please.
 
2012-11-22 09:31:17 AM

fusillade762: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

I like girls with big noses.

[www.conciergequestionnaire.com image 320x267] 

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


I'm with you there. I don't know why, and I don't care.
 
2012-11-22 09:58:35 AM

MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.


Yeah, people with Ph.Ds can either be really cool or raving nutcases. It doesn't help that they almost always assume that their degree translates across the spectrum. And it's always in the hard sciences where they just end up going full-blown insane.
 
2012-11-22 11:17:27 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her


Somewhere, out there, she is probably not even shedding a tear about you.
 
2012-11-22 11:30:12 AM

Smallberries: tzzhc4: Mid_mo_mad_man: Unless I'm mistaken she's an anti-vaccine nutjob. So fark her

You are correct. Apparently she shares pediatricans with Jenny McCarthy. So yes Blossom is that crazy.

So, who's going to link to the NSFW shots taken by her ex lesbo lover (NTTAWWT) and posted to the internet? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That Either.


Who Blossom or McCarthy?
/probably going to GIS both either way.
 
2012-11-22 12:29:36 PM

TheJoe03: fusillade762: She's gone full Jew.

You never go full Jew.

/half Jew


i172.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-22 12:37:34 PM
If the child is old enough to ask for a cookie to go with his milk, KNOCK HIM OFF THE TIT!


/paraphrased (stolen) from CHris Rock
 
2012-11-22 12:42:30 PM
Maybe now that he's dropped a ton of weight he wants to sow his skinny oats.
 
Boe
2012-11-22 01:22:05 PM

DeaH: PlasticMoby: styckx: PlasticMoby: I'd imagine it's hard to have a functional marriage when one party won't take the kids off the tit until they're teenagers.


/if your kid can ask for the tit then it's too old for the tit.
//make all the excuses you want it's still creepy
///Tit.

Tit?



Tit.

No, bitty.


I was going to post that if no one else did

lol
 
2012-11-22 02:18:38 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.

Yeah, people with Ph.Ds can either be really cool or raving nutcases. It doesn't help that they almost always assume that their degree translates across the spectrum. And it's always in the hard sciences where they just end up going full-blown insane.


I call it smart persons disease. They are, or in many cases WERE, really smart about one tiny thing, so they think they must be really smart about all things. Which, obviously, is the opposite of true, if you spend all your time studying fruit fly genitalia you really don't know anything about car engines. Course arrogance makes it all the easier to con them....
 
2012-11-22 03:17:56 PM

StoPPeRmobile:  

/nose
//nose


She has a nose?

Just kidding, that flawless face fuels my fantasy that Helen Hunt had herself cloned for the sole purpose of pleasing me.
 
2012-11-22 03:29:48 PM

KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.


As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.
 
2012-11-22 04:17:05 PM

FunkOut: KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.

As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.


Boobs can swimg the balance back in the woman's favor though.
 
2012-11-22 06:30:57 PM

MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.


New a college science prof who once lit a match to look into a gas can because he didn't have a flashlight handy. Smart people can be very good at convincing themselves they can't possibly do something stupid.
 
2012-11-22 07:54:06 PM

FunkOut: KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.

As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.


You've got that hip nerd thing going for you, which increases attractiveness.
 
2012-11-22 09:49:19 PM

TheJoe03: StopLurkListen: Regina Spektor

That counts as a big nose?


She's also a crazy-hot Russian singer and pianist with a giant rack. She just never flaunts them.

/Would take Regina over Mayim any day.
 
2012-11-22 09:54:04 PM

FunkOut: KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.

As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.


Nah, you got it going on. Plus you list Deltron 3030 as on your listening habits. You're solid.
 
2012-11-22 10:08:24 PM

phedex: FunkOut: KrispyKritter: FunkOut: I'm surprised anyone married her in the first place. Women with big noses are hideous.

at your age you don't know the difference between opinion and fact. interesting.

As a woman with a big nose, I'm just going with the main opinion told to me by males for many years since I hit puberty and grew the damn nose in the first place. Doesn't matter what the rest of you looks like, big nose cancels it all out.

Nah, you got it going on. Plus you list Deltron 3030 as on your listening habits. You're solid.


Anyone that likes Deltron 3030 is alright in my book.
 
2012-11-22 10:36:25 PM

Smallberries: Guntram Shatterhand: MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.

Yeah, people with Ph.Ds can either be really cool or raving nutcases. It doesn't help that they almost always assume that their degree translates across the spectrum. And it's always in the hard sciences where they just end up going full-blown insane.

I call it smart persons disease. They are, or in many cases WERE, really smart about one tiny thing, so they think they must be really smart about all things. Which, obviously, is the opposite of true, if you spend all your time studying fruit fly genitalia you really don't know anything about car engines. Course arrogance makes it all the easier to con them....


There's nothing more insufferable than an asshole who doesn't know what he doesn't know.
 
2012-11-22 10:46:56 PM

KrispyKritter: at your age you don't know the difference between opinion

opinionation and fact. interesting.

FTFY
 
2012-11-23 04:07:33 AM

Son of Streak: StoPPeRmobile:  

/nose
//nose

She has a nose?

Just kidding, that flawless face fuels my fantasy that Helen Hunt had herself cloned for the sole purpose of pleasing me.


GET OUT OF MY HEAD

PARTICULARLY MY FANTASIES

I fell in lust with Helen Hunt when she did the Swiss Family thing for Disney, and now, I have a much younger, daddy issue replacement.

SHE's MINE I saw her first, and licked her photo.
 
2012-11-23 10:16:13 AM
farking TMZ.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-11-23 12:17:06 PM
The most obvious question is how does anyone concider her news worthy at all? Zoo worthy maybe..... Not news worthy......
 
2012-11-24 11:13:33 PM

bmfderek: Smallberries: Guntram Shatterhand: MadSkillz: fusillade762: MadSkillz: Maiyim is like many other PhDs out there. Head up her ass, because she fell in vogue with some strange idea and 'well, I'm a PhD so everything i think is smart'.

She's gone full Jew.

That has nothing to do with being jewish and you know it. Have you never had to work with a bunch of post-docs and professors? My god. these people are farking strange. Like the one chemistry grad in an old article posted here that felt that her hair would be healthier if she never washed it, which means everyone gets to smell her skanky musky hair.

Or my old professor, who was a giant douche who wore socks and sandals in the lab.

I still remember how the people in the lab next to us every friday would just bring out bottles of alcohol (drinking kind, not the lab kind) that they stored in their desks and would just get shiat faced on the lawn next to the building. I guess that's what you do when you're miserable and strange and live in Northern California.

Yeah, people with Ph.Ds can either be really cool or raving nutcases. It doesn't help that they almost always assume that their degree translates across the spectrum. And it's always in the hard sciences where they just end up going full-blown insane.

I call it smart persons disease. They are, or in many cases WERE, really smart about one tiny thing, so they think they must be really smart about all things. Which, obviously, is the opposite of true, if you spend all your time studying fruit fly genitalia you really don't know anything about car engines. Course arrogance makes it all the easier to con them....

There's nothing more insufferable than an asshole who doesn't know what he doesn't know.


I once helped a lady who worked on campus in the writing center (yes, she had a PhD.) She was looking all confused in the parking lot by her car as I parked, so I asked if she needed some help. She had left her lights on, so I told her that her car needed a jump. I told her to pop the hood of her car.
She couldn't figure out how to do that.... because the lever had a graphical image of a hood being raised rather than the word "HOOD" printed on it.

She also had a terrible rat's nest of hair, as if it had been more than a few days since she washed/combed it.

/yuck
 
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