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(UPI)   We're lucky to have cranberries after icy season, but did you have to let them linger?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, growing seasons, bogs, manganese, anti-inflammatory, icing  
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2012-11-21 05:02:45 PM  
7 votes:
Did you have to pull my finger?
2012-11-21 07:41:12 PM  
3 votes:

Oh look, today we're serving the hopes and aspirations of Mitt Romney.
2012-11-21 07:08:38 PM  
3 votes:
In England, "Fresh from the bog" has an entirely different meaning.
2012-11-21 06:59:49 PM  
2 votes:

Karma Curmudgeon: Does anyone care?

I want more impossible to ignore, impossible to ignore.
2012-11-21 06:31:50 PM  
2 votes:

Skr: Some where down the line, the word Linger was inextricably attached with the passing of gas. Have never been able to appreciate that song due to that. On the other hand the word Moist has it's own specific connotation. Mmmm moist bread.

Never cared for the cranberry gel, I like cranberry juice a lot though.
2012-11-21 06:27:35 PM  
2 votes:
2012-11-21 06:26:31 PM  
2 votes:
Wow, 1993 called...
2012-11-21 06:25:42 PM  
2 votes:
It was just your imagination, subby.
2012-11-22 12:13:55 AM  
1 vote:
What's in your he-ad? in your he-e-e-a-d, Subby, Subby Sub-by by by by Oh Oh Oh It Hur-ur-urrts

/Slow clap for subs
2012-11-21 10:55:03 PM  
1 vote:

sunbyrne: Wow, 1993 called...

OMG! Did you warn them about the World Trade Center?
2012-11-21 10:35:55 PM  
1 vote:
Knew a guy who worked for a cranberry company. He would thaw some of the massive blocks of frozen berries they used to make juice in the off season. Said frequently they'd also find snakes and turtles frozen with them. So, I guess what I'm saying is that cranberry juice isn't vegan.
2012-11-21 09:38:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'm Moist. At my most badass, I make people want to take a shower.
2012-11-21 09:14:35 PM  
1 vote:
With their dogs and their cats and their fish and their bats
In your nose, in your nose they are farting
2012-11-21 07:23:28 PM  
1 vote:
Cranberries are so good, served..

♪ In every possible way ♫
2012-11-21 07:18:31 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, I thought the world of you, submitter.
I thought nothing could go wrong, but I was wrong.
2012-11-21 07:17:07 PM  
1 vote:
I'll care if the price of cranberry juice goes up.
/hard boston accent* what, are ya on yur per-re-ed?
2012-11-21 07:06:20 PM  
1 vote:

Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song

eE eE eE eE oOH oOH oOH oOH
2012-11-21 06:57:06 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-21 06:50:12 PM  
1 vote:
2012-11-21 06:47:25 PM  
1 vote:
Damn you subby, now I'm going to have that damn song stuck in my head all weekend.
2012-11-21 06:44:43 PM  
1 vote:

meat0918: Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song

I will never listen to that song the same way again.

I said the same thing in 1994.
2012-11-21 06:33:43 PM  
1 vote:
Does anyone care?
2012-11-21 06:32:32 PM  
1 vote:

gerbilpox: Doc Daneeka: It was just your imagination, subby.

There's no need to argue anymore.

I'm free to decide that for myself.
2012-11-21 06:29:48 PM  
1 vote:

Doc Daneeka: It was just your imagination, subby.

There's no need to argue anymore.
2012-11-21 06:29:41 PM  
1 vote:
♫ Did you have to-- Did you have to-- Did you have to sniff your finger?
2012-11-21 06:29:24 PM  
1 vote:
I love the sucking sound that the sauce makes as it comes out of the can. It's reminiscent of something...I just can't place it.
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