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(UPI)   We're lucky to have cranberries after icy season, but did you have to let them linger?   (upi.com ) divider line
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2012-11-21 07:06:20 PM  
2 votes:

Onkel Buck: phrawgh: Perhaps they were zombie cranberries.

Had a friend who called Zombie, The Orgasm Song


eE eE eE eE oOH oOH oOH oOH
2012-11-21 06:33:43 PM  
2 votes:
Does anyone care?
2012-11-21 05:07:51 PM  
2 votes:
Not bad, subs.
2012-11-21 10:44:38 PM  
1 vote:

WeenerGord: It's the time, of the season.
When the cranberries float high.
Out of the can, it won't come easy
So you must try, with stinkied hands


To take you in the sun to turkey lands
To feed you, every one
It's the time of the season for stuff-iiiiiiiing!
2012-11-21 10:35:55 PM  
1 vote:
Knew a guy who worked for a cranberry company. He would thaw some of the massive blocks of frozen berries they used to make juice in the off season. Said frequently they'd also find snakes and turtles frozen with them. So, I guess what I'm saying is that cranberry juice isn't vegan.
2012-11-21 09:41:50 PM  
1 vote:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: "Zombie" is just the song


It's the time, of the season.
When the cranberries float high.
Out of the can, it won't come easy
So you must try, with stinkied hands
2012-11-21 08:18:22 PM  
1 vote:

Jamdug!: [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x575]

I believe this is a picture of lead singer of that band. Set your phalluses to 'Meh'.


She's not into phalluses anyway
2012-11-21 07:41:12 PM  
1 vote:
cdn.ph.upi.com

Oh look, today we're serving the hopes and aspirations of Mitt Romney.
2012-11-21 07:10:00 PM  
1 vote:

Mentat: Damn you subby, now I'm going to have that damn song stuck in my head all weekend.


THIS.
2012-11-21 06:26:31 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, 1993 called...
 
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