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2012-11-21 09:27:08 PM
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but it doesn't look to me like she's groping her at all. She's reaching for her arm as a greeting (in the same way Jessica Biel is with her arm on the other side). I bet the next photo in the series shows them touching or patting each other's upper arms.

However, Ms. Biel, if you are in need of a surprise mammogram, my services are available.
 
2012-11-21 09:33:57 PM
i'll be in my bunk.
 
2012-11-21 09:38:10 PM
I thought Jessica Biel was hotter than that. Maybe I'm thinking of a different Jessica.

/don't get me wrong, Biel is very hot, but not as hot as whomever I picture when I hear that name.
 
2012-11-21 09:49:19 PM

jaylectricity: I thought Jessica Biel was hotter than that. Maybe I'm thinking of a different Jessica.

/don't get me wrong, Biel is very hot, but not as hot as whomever I picture when I hear that name.


Not her best picture. Bit she is the hottest Jessica
 
2012-11-21 09:56:37 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: jaylectricity: I thought Jessica Biel was hotter than that. Maybe I'm thinking of a different Jessica.

/don't get me wrong, Biel is very hot, but not as hot as whomever I picture when I hear that name.

Not her best picture. Bit she is the hottest Jessica


It's the hair and lack of ass hugging dress.
 
2012-11-21 10:02:36 PM
Hey women of Fark.

www.usmagazine.com

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..
 
2012-11-21 10:07:39 PM

Flappyhead: The Stealth Hippopotamus: jaylectricity: I thought Jessica Biel was hotter than that. Maybe I'm thinking of a different Jessica.

/don't get me wrong, Biel is very hot, but not as hot as whomever I picture when I hear that name.

Not her best picture. Bit she is the hottest Jessica

It's the hair and lack of ass hugging dress.


I'm more appalled by the dress's lack of front hugging.

And this is obligatory:

img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2012-11-21 10:10:38 PM
i181.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 10:11:59 PM

styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..


Because some men like things you don't?
 
2012-11-21 10:12:42 PM
*scans headline*

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-11-21 10:12:58 PM

Sargun: styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..

Because some men like things you don't?


No man likes that haircut.. Ever..
 
2012-11-21 10:17:39 PM
HEY SUBBY:

i3.kym-cdn.com

MAMMOGRAMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

A mammogram is an ultrasound. What you're thinking of is just a regular ol' breast exam and...

eh, why the fark am I even bothering to argue on technicalities again? I should just be fapping to the fact that a chick is groping Jessica's Biel's boobies.

/Sorry, I'm drunk
//fap fap fap
 
2012-11-21 10:20:29 PM
Who wouldn't?
 
2012-11-21 10:21:45 PM
that's a breast exam but not a mammogram.
 
2012-11-21 10:26:09 PM

styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..


Because they can.
 
2012-11-21 10:26:47 PM
I think Jessica needs a second opinion... Any volunteers?
unoriginalobservations.files.wordpress.com

www.horror-asylum.com *bing* "your lights are on..."
 
2012-11-21 10:34:05 PM

styckx: Sargun: styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..

Because some men like things you don't?

No man likes that haircut.. Ever..


chitownstarconnections.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-21 10:42:12 PM
i1125.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 10:51:44 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: HEY SUBBY:

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 320x240]

MAMMOGRAMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

A mammogram is an ultrasound. What you're thinking of is just a regular ol' breast exam and...

eh, why the fark am I even bothering to argue on technicalities again? I should just be fapping to the fact that a chick is groping Jessica's Biel's boobies.

/Sorry, I'm drunk
//fap fap fap


Sorry, but a mammogram is not an US - its a X-ray technique.
 
2012-11-21 11:01:05 PM

RelentlesslyChocolaty: the_vegetarian_cannibal: HEY SUBBY:

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 320x240]

MAMMOGRAMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

A mammogram is an ultrasound. What you're thinking of is just a regular ol' breast exam and...

eh, why the fark am I even bothering to argue on technicalities again? I should just be fapping to the fact that a chick is groping Jessica's Biel's boobies.

/Sorry, I'm drunk
//fap fap fap

Sorry, but a mammogram is not an US - its a X-ray technique.


This is a thread about 1 woman grabbing another woman's boobie. Just stop it.
 
2012-11-21 11:10:09 PM

titwrench: RelentlesslyChocolaty: the_vegetarian_cannibal: HEY SUBBY:

[i3.kym-cdn.com image 320x240]

MAMMOGRAMS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

A mammogram is an ultrasound. What you're thinking of is just a regular ol' breast exam and...

eh, why the fark am I even bothering to argue on technicalities again? I should just be fapping to the fact that a chick is groping Jessica's Biel's boobies.

/Sorry, I'm drunk
//fap fap fap

Sorry, but a mammogram is not an US - its a X-ray technique.

This is a thread about 1 woman grabbing another woman's boobie. Just stop it.


Oh I agree. But if we are going to correct people we might as well be correct.

Biel is the hot.
 
2012-11-21 11:16:54 PM

styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..


I'll never say that people can't do whatever they want with their hair, but I'll agree with you on this one. Whenever someone gets this haircut I think they make themselves look significantly less attractive. To me it's only slightly better than short hair (depending on the cut). But hey, personal preference and all... I'm sure someone will be here to argue adamantly that it's the hottest hairstyle ever...
 
2012-11-21 11:23:35 PM
Why does Helen Mirren carry an x-ray device around anyway? Is she not worried about all the radiation she's being exposed to?
 
2012-11-21 11:24:26 PM

PillsHere: styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..

I'll never say that people can't do whatever they want with their hair, but I'll agree with you on this one. Whenever someone gets this haircut I think they make themselves look significantly less attractive. To me it's only slightly better than short hair (depending on the cut). But hey, personal preference and all... I'm sure someone will be here to argue adamantly that it's the hottest hairstyle ever...


Because i.imgur.com, that's why
 
2012-11-21 11:34:14 PM

PillsHere: styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..

I'll never say that people can't do whatever they want with their hair, but I'll agree with you on this one. Whenever someone gets this haircut I think they make themselves look significantly less attractive. To me it's only slightly better than short hair (depending on the cut). But hey, personal preference and all... I'm sure someone will be here to argue adamantly that it's the hottest hairstyle ever...


With the exception of the few years I had a pixie cut and resulting growing back hair, I've always had long hair with bangs. But it did not matter, because I've always been really unattractive. So, I did not care.
 
2012-11-21 11:36:23 PM

StopLurkListen: PillsHere: styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..

I'll never say that people can't do whatever they want with their hair, but I'll agree with you on this one. Whenever someone gets this haircut I think they make themselves look significantly less attractive. To me it's only slightly better than short hair (depending on the cut). But hey, personal preference and all... I'm sure someone will be here to argue adamantly that it's the hottest hairstyle ever...

Because [i.imgur.com image 296x447], that's why


Alright look, here's the thing. The two examples given for people looking good with the same style haircut Biel has in that one pic? What do you notice about them that's different than the Biel pic? Go on, I'll give you a few seconds... That's right they did something with the rest of the hair that's not the bangs. Tied it back, or otherwise did something with the rest. Biel's look just has it all hanging there framing her face and that particular style with the bangs cut is hideous. Go on, find me a picture of a chick with the same exact cut and style Biel is wearing, with the bangs and the rest of the hair down framing her face and she still looks good, and I can almost guarantee you that in your search you'll find other pictures of the same person with a different haircut and she looks worlds better.
 
2012-11-21 11:38:27 PM
img.bollywoodsargam.com

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.celebs09.com
 
2012-11-21 11:41:55 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: StopLurkListen: PillsHere: styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..

I'll never say that people can't do whatever they want with their hair, but I'll agree with you on this one. Whenever someone gets this haircut I think they make themselves look significantly less attractive. To me it's only slightly better than short hair (depending on the cut). But hey, personal preference and all... I'm sure someone will be here to argue adamantly that it's the hottest hairstyle ever...

Because [i.imgur.com image 296x447], that's why

Alright look, here's the thing. The two examples given for people looking good with the same style haircut Biel has in that one pic? What do you notice about them that's different than the Biel pic? Go on, I'll give you a few seconds... That's right they did something with the rest of the hair that's not the bangs. Tied it back, or otherwise did something with the rest. Biel's look just has it all hanging there framing her face and that particular style with the bangs cut is hideous. Go on, find me a picture of a chick with the same exact cut and style Biel is wearing, with the bangs and the rest of the hair down framing her face and she still looks good, and I can almost guarantee you that in your search you'll find other pictures of the same person with a different haircut and she looks worlds better.


Exactly. The haircut is just plain awful.. I'd much rather a pixie cut attempt because there is a chance higher than 60% it'll be attractive on the girl still.. Some notable exceptions where the pixie cuts makes women look awful are ones with man faces.. See Miley Cyrus.

Back to the awful haircut. Another example. Beyonce is generally accepted as hot.

But give her the tard cut and.. No.. It's retarded

www.iamrochelle.com
 
2012-11-21 11:45:25 PM

zarberg: [img.bollywoodsargam.com image 424x326]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 638x360]

[www.celebs09.com image 640x480]



bfolder.ru
 
2012-11-21 11:56:12 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
Wait...wife is asleep? 
leviathyn.com
 
2012-11-21 11:57:45 PM
This thread is the gayest thing since gay came to Gaytown. It's a thread about a Jessica Biel's boobies, for chrissake. You guys shouldn't even be noticing her hair.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your souls.
 
2012-11-22 12:01:08 AM

susansto-helit: This thread is the gayest thing since gay came to Gaytown. It's a thread about a Jessica Biel's boobies, for chrissake. You guys shouldn't even be noticing her hair.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your souls.


She has hair?

/hair covers wrinkles
 
2012-11-22 12:17:55 AM

FunkOut: growing back hair


That's a lot of information to process.
 
2012-11-22 12:20:39 AM

HotWingAgenda: FunkOut: growing back hair

That's a lot of information to process.


*snicker*
 
2012-11-22 12:27:56 AM

HotWingAgenda: FunkOut: growing back hair

That's a lot of information to process.


I just assume every one is a dude. So, no problems.
 
2012-11-22 12:28:10 AM

styckx: Back to the awful haircut. Another example. Beyonce is generally accepted as hot.

But give her the tard cut and.. No.. It's retarded


thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2012-11-22 12:38:28 AM
She should have gone on Oprah.
 
2012-11-22 12:44:40 AM
Morganna is impressed with what she sees, reaches for it.
 
2012-11-22 01:00:05 AM
Why is Craig Ferguson at the event in drag?

img801.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-22 02:02:29 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-22 02:14:46 AM
I've always liked Helen. I bet you all the money in my wallet (approximately $4) that she'd be one wild fark.

also, caligula

NSFW
 
2012-11-22 02:43:21 AM

fusillade762: styckx: Back to the awful haircut. Another example. Beyonce is generally accepted as hot.

But give her the tard cut and.. No.. It's retarded

[thumbnails.hulu.com image 512x288]

 

www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com


susansto-helit: This thread is the gayest thing since gay came to Gaytown. It's a thread about a Jessica Biel's boobies, for chrissake. You guys shouldn't even be noticing her hair.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your souls.



oh, back on topic then.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-22 02:59:07 AM

styckx: Sargun: styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..

Because some men like things you don't?

No man likes that haircut.. Ever..


I do, so you are wrong. Nyah!

Actually, I'm not aware of anything that could turn Biel into a "butterface".
 
mhd
2012-11-22 03:56:14 AM
What's it with Helen Mirren and breasts? From a recent Patton Oswald interview:

"I met Helen Mirren and told her that the first R-rated movie my dad took me to was Excalibur, and she was like, "Did you enjoy my breasts?" I was like, "Yes, yes I did." She is amazing."
 
2012-11-22 04:06:04 AM

mhd: What's it with Helen Mirren and breasts? From a recent Patton Oswald interview:

"I met Helen Mirren and told her that the first R-rated movie my dad took me to was Excalibur, and she was like, "Did you enjoy my breasts?" I was like, "Yes, yes I did." She is amazing."


It's like that guy on Coupling who called her the Most Naked Woman in England.. 'it's like her breasts are scared of the dark.'
 
2012-11-22 05:04:01 AM
I really do admire great actresses who like to show off their boobs. I'm talking about you too, bev d'angelo. i could always count on you

ironicalchronicle.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-22 05:27:16 AM
Where's THE FOOTAGE!!?!11
 
2012-11-22 06:07:15 AM
Anal nathrak, uthvas bethud, do che-ol di-enve.

Anal nathrak, uthvas bethud, do che-ol di-enve.

Anal nathrak, uthvas bethud, do che-ol di-enve.
 
2012-11-22 06:27:23 AM
Wrestler April Hunter gives wrestler Annie Social a mammogram Link
 
2012-11-22 06:36:24 AM

styckx: Hey women of Fark.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x393]

Why do women ruin themselves with this haircut? I'm sure other men can attest and have similar stories.. I've seen and known countless hot women with beautiful long hair who out of the clear farking blue go out and chop off their bangs only and instantly turns a hot chick into butter face..


No woman gives a shiat what men think.
 
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