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(Celebitchy)   Lindsay Lohan: "After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love." In related news, subby's going to be a space pirate tonight and an undersea superhero tomorrow   (celebitchy.com ) divider line
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2012-11-21 07:59:30 PM  

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In related news, subby's going to be a space pirate tonight and an undersea superhero tomorrow 

Hairpiece or Herpes?


All this talk about space herpes and you referenced the wrong space show!

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2012-11-21 08:05:39 PM  
It could happen. Probably the same week I win the lottery three times, offer definitive proof that beer cures cancer, and have a 3-day marathon of full-on carnie sex with Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, and Kate Upton.
 
2012-11-21 08:10:23 PM  
That's a very mean-spirited website. I don't care for it.
 
2012-11-21 08:33:51 PM  
That's too bad. She was hot and sweet like a good Thai dish. Now she's like a good Thai dish that has been left out on the porch for 3 weeks.
 
2012-11-21 08:35:48 PM  

Onkel Buck: She has a better chance at winning a Nobel Peace Prize.

/Hey OHHHH!


Well, they do give them out to teleprompters, so anything is possible.
 
2012-11-21 08:36:53 PM  

stoli n coke: It could happen. Probably the same week I win the lottery three times, offer definitive proof that beer cures cancer, and have a 3-day marathon of full-on carnie sex with Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, and Kate Upton.


Really? Katy Perry? I don't think, nor have I seen anyone who does think, that Katy Perry is hot enough to include in a fantasy orgy.
 
2012-11-21 08:39:23 PM  

stoli n coke: It could happen. Probably the same week I win the lottery three times, offer definitive proof that beer cures cancer, and have a 3-day marathon of full-on carnie sex with Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, and Kate Upton.


I'm curios, would you try to do the ring toss with their boobs? And if so wouldn't Mila feel let out?
 
2012-11-21 09:15:02 PM  
I think Emma Stone has a better chance of winning an Oscar playing Lindsey in a melodrama.
 
2012-11-21 09:38:19 PM  
It's said that by the age of 40 you have the face you deserve. Going by her current mugshot she's going to have the face of a war criminal.
 
2012-11-21 09:39:54 PM  

Sergeant Grumbles: stoli n coke: It could happen. Probably the same week I win the lottery three times, offer definitive proof that beer cures cancer, and have a 3-day marathon of full-on carnie sex with Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, and Kate Upton.

Really? Katy Perry? I don't think, nor have I seen anyone who does think, that Katy Perry is hot enough to include in a fantasy orgy.


I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the gay.
 
2012-11-21 10:08:01 PM  

Sergeant Grumbles: Really? Katy Perry? I don't think, nor have I seen anyone who does think, that Katy Perry is hot enough to include in a fantasy orgy.


Hmm... After examining the evidence...

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i295.photobucket.com



... I will politely disagree with you. 

I will include the other two women listed for the sake of inclusiveness:
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25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-21 10:21:54 PM  
I see one problem with your plan, you were a bad actress before your problems. Where as Robert Downey Jr. was a good actor before and after his problems.
 
2012-11-21 10:42:10 PM  

kmaywfec: I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the gay.


LonMead: Hmm... After examining the evidence...


Hey now, don't hear me complaining about the others. I just really don't like Katy Perry's face, and while her body looks good, it isn't nice enough to rank her for the sex orgy fantasy.
I dunno, I've just never met anyone who was on about Katy Perry's looks.
 
2012-11-21 10:51:13 PM  

Sergeant Grumbles: kmaywfec: I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the gay.

LonMead: Hmm... After examining the evidence...

Hey now, don't hear me complaining about the others. I just really don't like Katy Perry's face, and while her body looks good, it isn't nice enough to rank her for the sex orgy fantasy.
I dunno, I've just never met anyone who was on about Katy Perry's looks.


I don't fark her face...everyone is hot in the dark.
 
2012-11-21 10:51:56 PM  

JacksonBryan:

I don't fark her face...everyone's face is hot in the dark.


FTFM...I'm still fat in the dark
 
2012-11-21 11:00:47 PM  

JacksonBryan: I don't fark her face...everyone is hot in the dark.


I thought the whole point of the fantasy orgy was that you could pick people you'd fark with the lights on, whether or not you chose to do so. I didn't think the choice was "Katy Perry or no one."
I was just genuinely curious, why Katy Perry?
 
2012-11-21 11:17:41 PM  

LonMead: Sergeant Grumbles: Really? Katy Perry? I don't think, nor have I seen anyone who does think, that Katy Perry is hot enough to include in a fantasy orgy.

Hmm... After examining the evidence...
[data.touchpuppet.com image 600x796]
[youneed2wear.com image 300x509][1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]
[i295.photobucket.com image 500x701]

... I will politely disagree with you. 

I will include the other two women listed for the sake of inclusiveness:
[images.wallpaperloft.com image 850x531]
[25.media.tumblr.com image 850x1123]



My hand hurts, but you should see all this
 
2012-11-22 12:30:30 AM  

Ooba Tooba: I might still be in that group here that says "she's still hot!" But I have seen that close-up yuckmouth cavity creep pic. What has been seen...


No shiat. If she can't be bothered to take care of her teeth...
 
2012-11-22 12:32:11 AM  

Sergeant Grumbles: kmaywfec: I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the gay.

LonMead: Hmm... After examining the evidence...

Hey now, don't hear me complaining about the others. I just really don't like Katy Perry's face, and while her body looks good, it isn't nice enough to rank her for the sex orgy fantasy.
I dunno, I've just never met anyone who was on about Katy Perry's looks.


Now you've met 2.......I think she's gorgeous.
 
2012-11-22 01:46:46 AM  
Well she's got a pretty nice pair of DSLs. She'd better find each male member of the Academy and get to work. It's possible.

\Females too since she probably plays for both teams
 
2012-11-22 05:32:29 AM  

PsyLord: StrikitRich: [images.cheezburger.com image 498x382][i.chzbgr.com image 360x512][i.chzbgr.com image 500x382][images.cheezburger.com image 492x460][i.chzbgr.com image 500x264][i.chzbgr.com image 500x375][i.chzbgr.com image 500x378]

In related news, subby's going to be a space pirate tonight and an undersea superhero tomorrow 

Hairpiece or Herpes?

All this talk about space herpes and you referenced the wrong space show!

[25.media.tumblr.com image 250x167]


No, I had an Ice Pirates picture in at the end but it didn't link.
 
2012-11-22 09:00:33 PM  

LonMead: Something like that would take the benevolent hand of God...
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...or something.


You just treated me to a quick childhood flashback. Well done and thank you!

/always liked Oliver
//wanted to slap the shiat out of Binkley
 
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