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(Celebitchy)   Lindsay Lohan: "After I win an Oscar, I can start thinking about love." In related news, subby's going to be a space pirate tonight and an undersea superhero tomorrow   (celebitchy.com) divider line 72
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2012-11-21 02:13:47 PM
Better grab a Snickers bar.
 
2012-11-21 02:19:57 PM
The Academy Awards did recently expand the list of nominees for Best Picture from five to ten, so I guess it is possible that someday they will give out Oscars for made for TV movies.
 
2012-11-21 02:26:31 PM
She could do a really poignant biopic about her fall from starletdom, but I don't think there are awards for best actor portraying themself in a documentary.
 
2012-11-21 02:27:02 PM
Wouldn't you rather be a
www.weeatfilms.com
?
 
2012-11-21 02:36:52 PM
the only chance she has of winning an Oscar is playing a carnival game at Sesame Place.
 
2012-11-21 02:50:30 PM
I would rather see her win an AVN award.
 
2012-11-21 03:02:17 PM
thumbs.anyclip.com

Subby: I'm a one armed, German space explorer
 
2012-11-21 03:08:29 PM
Don't sell yourself short Lindsay. Go for the full EGOT.
 
2012-11-21 03:21:11 PM
I want to join subby in saying that tomorrow I shall be a morel mushroom, then I shall be a pinball machine!

Yes! I've lost it
 
2012-11-21 05:07:19 PM
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2012-11-21 05:08:35 PM
Soooo....never.
 
2012-11-21 05:14:44 PM
Yeah, we'll I am going into space real estate tonight, sell land in Space Australia to space farmers, shoot a space dingo, and then tomorrow start a heavy metal band.
 
2012-11-21 05:17:07 PM
Here's a recent picture of LiLo. Wut? That's LiLo?!?! What else happened to her face?

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-11-21 05:17:20 PM
If Burt Reynolds can do it, Lindsey Lohan can.
 
2012-11-21 05:17:41 PM
Careful what you wish for, subby.
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2012-11-21 05:24:26 PM
Hey, Franklin, what do you want more than anything else in the world?

"I'd like to go to lunch."
 
2012-11-21 05:27:59 PM
I think that's code for a butt pirate anticipating being covered in semen...in which case LL has good odds.
 
2012-11-21 05:32:50 PM
Little known fact: "Winning an Oscar" is also drug-culture parlance for getting high quality crack from a Hispanic dealer and swallowing five Oxycodones while simultaneously holding in a drag of said crack.
 
2012-11-21 05:34:39 PM
I didn't know they gave Oscars for drug consumption.
 
2012-11-21 05:38:32 PM

PsyLord: Here's a recent picture of LiLo. Wut? That's LiLo?!?! What else happened to her face?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x498]


I think she looks hot...
 
2012-11-21 05:41:59 PM

Sultan Of Herf: PsyLord: Here's a recent picture of LiLo. Wut? That's LiLo?!?! What else happened to her face?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x498]

I think she looks hot...


A redhead with hair died red.

Oh, the humanity.

/ She still makes me feel funny down there
// I LIKE chicks without Oscars
/// Call me, Lindsay!
 
2012-11-21 05:48:09 PM
Something like that would take the benevolent hand of God...
fromoffshore.files.wordpress.com

...or something.
 
2012-11-21 05:48:39 PM
If Nic Cage can do it.
/just saying.
 
2012-11-21 05:49:41 PM

Sultan Of Herf: PsyLord: Here's a recent picture of LiLo. Wut? That's LiLo?!?! What else happened to her face?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x498]

I think she looks hot...


i775.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 05:51:33 PM
no bad subby no treat, you dont aspire to be aquaman, that is the equivalent of aspirations to be a waste disposal engineer, or a fluffer.
 
2012-11-21 05:51:36 PM

roc6783: I would rather see her win an AVN award.


I don't care if she wins an award for it or not, she just needs to get to making porn.
 
2012-11-21 05:54:19 PM
Absolutely she could win an Oscar.
There's all KINDS of stuff you can find on eBay!
 
2012-11-21 05:56:34 PM
I want to be a delusional, drugged-out trainwreck!
 
2012-11-21 06:01:52 PM
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She was hot and it's a damn shame.
 
2012-11-21 06:03:42 PM
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2012-11-21 06:08:00 PM
She said, when her dad asked her to marry him.
 
2012-11-21 06:13:28 PM

Automator: Little known fact: "Winning an Oscar" is also drug-culture parlance for getting high quality crack from a Hispanic dealer and swallowing five Oxycodones while simultaneously holding in a drag of said crack.


You forgot blowing the Oxy dealer in the bathroom.
 
2012-11-21 06:15:14 PM
And Lindsay Lohan is addicted to the knife

/Addicted to the knife?
//Addicted to the knife
 
2012-11-21 06:17:15 PM
I might still be in that group here that says "she's still hot!" But I have seen that close-up yuckmouth cavity creep pic. What has been seen...
 
2012-11-21 06:23:15 PM
My god what a great movie.
 
2012-11-21 06:30:50 PM
BTW has anybody read the tags for this thread? Nicely done Mods.
 
2012-11-21 06:32:28 PM

nharrisphoto: roc6783: I would rather see her win an AVN award.

I don't care if she wins an award for it or not, she just needs to get to making porn.


Yeah, those days passed about two or three years ago. I think I'd get a stronger boner watching the Octomom porno than anything Lindsay Lohan could muster.
 
2012-11-21 06:39:10 PM
She has a better chance at winning a Nobel Peace Prize.


/Hey OHHHH!
 
2012-11-21 06:39:58 PM
I always wanted to be a helicopter.
 
2012-11-21 06:45:15 PM
A post-mortem Oscar, maybe.
 
2012-11-21 06:53:11 PM

PsyLord: Here's a recent picture of LiLo. Wut? That's LiLo?!?! What else happened to her face?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x498]


Not that bad. She's just pursing her lips in a weird way. Probably trying to make some kind of Marylin Monroe pout. Definitely not looking bad, and glad to see her breasts are back and there's some meat on the bones. That said, she's nowhere close to as hot as she used to be and knowing where she's been, better safe than sorry.
 
2012-11-21 07:07:26 PM
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In related news, subby's going to be a space pirate tonight and an undersea superhero tomorrow 

Hairpiece or Herpes?
 
2012-11-21 07:12:03 PM

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Joins in your laughter.
 
2012-11-21 07:18:32 PM
Hey, Lindsay... we held our raffle here at the pet store and we drew your ticket. You've won the Oscar.
petcaregt.com
 
2012-11-21 07:19:01 PM
Maybe if goes into film editing or costume design.
 
2012-11-21 07:34:09 PM

roc6783: I would rather see her win an AVN award.


They test heavy for STD's now
 
2012-11-21 07:48:30 PM
When pigs fly, Lindsay. And I'm not talking CGI pigs either.
 
2012-11-21 07:52:39 PM
Don't care what anyone says - I'd go on a spree with that girl.
 
2012-11-21 07:54:38 PM

PsyLord: Here's a recent picture of LiLo. Wut? That's LiLo?!?! What else happened to her face?

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x498]


You know, minus the apparent collagen injection gone awry on her lips, she looks pretty hot.
 
2012-11-21 07:57:42 PM
My feelings about Lindsay:

i3.kym-cdn.com 

/ Seriously
 
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