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(NYPost)   According to new survey, more Americans would rather have Thanksgiving dinner with Tim Tebow than Big Bird or Lady Gaga. Oh and Mr. President, maybe next year   (nypost.com) divider line 45
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2012-11-21 02:43:18 PM
8 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-21 02:40:37 PM
8 votes:
I'd show Tebow how to stuff the turkey, and by stuff the turkey, I mean anal.
/I mean, it's not like I'd take his virginity or anything. That's just RUDE.
2012-11-21 02:57:03 PM
7 votes:
I'd rather have Jesus and George Carlin over, because honestly I think they'd get along really, really well.

And maybe Kirk Cameron, so Jesus and George could mock him the whole time, but in that way that Kirk would think they liked him and were agreeing, when really they were just giggling behind his back the whole time. And Jesus would turn Kirk's water into wine after he drank it, and suddenly Kirk would be fumbling around the living room, drunker than Lootie.

And of course, while Kirk is passed out on the sofa, Jesus would shave a strip down his head and Carlin would draw a giant p-nis on his face! And then we would play BattleShots and Balderdash. And Jesus would kick ass at both of them.
2012-11-21 02:56:33 PM
7 votes:
What sick son-of-a-biatch would invite Big Bird to a turkey dinner?
2012-11-21 02:23:33 PM
7 votes:
This is an actual survey? Conducted by whom? The institute for potato questions?
2012-11-21 02:29:28 PM
5 votes:
I plan to have a Big Bird over for dinner tomorrow

/Tebow can suck it
2012-11-21 02:19:25 PM
5 votes:
Great, you know he's gonna do that thing while saying grace.
2012-11-21 02:58:57 PM
3 votes:

UtileDysfunktion: Turkey day dinner with Lady Gaga would be... different.

/I think I'd enjoy it

//be worth it just to see how she dresses for the occasion


www.hojohnlee.com
2012-11-21 02:45:28 PM
3 votes:

slackwater: [24.media.tumblr.com image 550x377]


IF IT'S "BLACK FRIDAY" HOW COMS THERE ARE WHITE FOLKS IN TEH PIKCHUR?!?!
2012-11-21 02:59:46 PM
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: Tebow would be a horrible Thanksgiving guest. For you see he is very bad at passing a football, and by extension he would be terrible at passing dishes around the table. Ha. Ha. Ha.


He would carve the turkey like he carves up defenses, which is to say, he wouldn't be able to do it well at all! Ha. Ha. Ha.
2012-11-21 02:59:23 PM
2 votes:
Well yeah. We already had President Obama over for a prior fantasy thanksgiving. Lady Gaga would wear the dinner, Big Bird would be the dinner, so that leaves Tebow. Hey, it's the one day when even most people who don't say grace say grace, and it would prevent him from contributing to the Jets' suckage later that day. I like it; Tebow it is.
2012-11-21 02:59:17 PM
2 votes:

CheekyMonkey: CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.

Who the hell is Michelle Maddow?


The fanfic-baby of Michelle Malkin and Rachel Maddow?
2012-11-21 02:43:41 PM
2 votes:
I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.
2012-11-21 05:56:50 PM
1 votes:
Tebow would try to pass the gravy, but he would get intercepted
2012-11-21 04:55:07 PM
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, I always figured about 25% of Americans were complete idiots, so this doesn't surprise me.


Ah yes, the "one-in-five (or close enough) Americans" rule.

20-25% of Americans:
- Can't find US on a map.
- Think the world is flat.
- Approved of President Bush in 2008.
- Think the sun revolves around Earth
- Would invite Tim Tebow over for Thanksgiving.

etc.
2012-11-21 04:48:13 PM
1 votes:
Yes, because if there is one thing I've learned in the past year, believe NY Post polls.
2012-11-21 04:45:05 PM
1 votes:
Well, of course they want Big Bird for Thanksgiving dinner . . .

vinelifedt.files.wordpress.com



/ obvious
2012-11-21 03:52:19 PM
1 votes:

uncleacid: I'd stuff Lady Gaga.


i would like to work the camera while you stuff the Gaga, then maybe have a go at her myself if she was okay with wit that.
2012-11-21 03:47:09 PM
1 votes:
Having Lady Bird over for dinner? Eh, why not.
2012-11-21 03:46:53 PM
1 votes:
I'd invite John Madden and his turducken chef.
2012-11-21 03:43:23 PM
1 votes:

Sticky Hands: I'd invite Benito Mussolini and Vladimir Putin.

After dinner they could wrestle.


Invite Putin and Berlusconni. They will wrestle instead of dinner
2012-11-21 03:37:09 PM
1 votes:
Only if he takes his shirt off.
2012-11-21 03:36:59 PM
1 votes:
"Tim, will you pass....uh...actually, will you please gently hand the salt to me?"
2012-11-21 03:35:41 PM
1 votes:
The survey is obviously slanted.
Of the choices, Big Bird is the superior choice, though his attendance might dictate a veggie dinner. Tim Tebow is likely to recite one of those long-winded look-at-me prayers while the dinner gets cold. Lady Gaga seems like a nice enough person, but Big Bird has more humble charm. Really, who wouldn't prefer to converse with Big Bird?

The best Thanksgiving pie is sweet potato pie with pecan pie following as a close second.
2012-11-21 03:34:31 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I plan to have a Big Bird over for dinner tomorrow


farm6.static.flickr.com
2012-11-21 03:33:53 PM
1 votes:
Thanksgiving dinner with Obama and Biden would be a farking riot, especially if we could loosen Joe up with a couple of those Presidential beers.

That being said, here's the person I'd most want to have Thanksgiving dinner with. She's cute, talented, quirky, and I have a huge fanboy crush on her:

static.tvguide.com

/I'm sure someone will point out sharp knees and all, but this video made me totally fall in love with her.
2012-11-21 03:22:06 PM
1 votes:

UtileDysfunktion: Turkey day dinner with Lady Gaga would be... different.

/I think I'd enjoy it
//be worth it just to see how she dresses for the occasion


He'd probably rock out with his cawk out.
2012-11-21 03:17:29 PM
1 votes:
Tebow would be okay.

I could thank him for booting the Steelers from the playoffs last season, and then he can give me judgmental looks as I get hammered on pumpkin ales and red wine.
2012-11-21 03:17:19 PM
1 votes:
I'd invite Benito Mussolini and Vladimir Putin.

After dinner they could wrestle.
2012-11-21 03:14:07 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: Shee-it. I'd rather have George Bush over for Thanksgiving than some sports star. It's bound to be more interesting.


Hitler.
2012-11-21 03:11:23 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to have dinner with whoever (whomever?) knows the best restaurants.

/my desert island book? "How to Survive on a Desert Island"
2012-11-21 03:04:32 PM
1 votes:
This would be epic...if most of these people could magically come back from the dead and they are in peak condition:

Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Sammy Davis Jr.
Elvis
Don Rickles
Rodney Dangerfield
Brian Johnson
Mike Ditka
2012-11-21 02:59:24 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius


It's Rachel Maddow's shorter, angrier sister.

/lol


You might be thinking of Janeane Garofalo.


:-)
2012-11-21 02:57:19 PM
1 votes:
Brought to you by the "Discovery Channel" and Neilson Ratings.

That explains SOOO MUCH. /sigh
2012-11-21 02:56:53 PM
1 votes:
I'd stuff Lady Gaga.
2012-11-21 02:56:02 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to have Geeorge Strombolopolous over for thanksgiving. He's hot and has met loads of interesting people on his show. Plus he used to be a veejay for Much when it was still MuchMusic
2012-11-21 02:54:56 PM
1 votes:
I'd fire up the blender and invite Stephen Hawking to thanksgiving.
2012-11-21 02:54:55 PM
1 votes:
Tebow would be a horrible Thanksgiving guest. For you see he is very bad at passing a football, and by extension he would be terrible at passing dishes around the table. Ha. Ha. Ha.
2012-11-21 02:54:02 PM
1 votes:

CheekyMonkey: CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.

Who the hell is Michelle Maddow?

\I'd like Richard Feynman to stop by for Thanksgiving, please.
\\if he was still alive, that is


Englebert Slaptyback: CygnusDarius

I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.


Any relation to Rachel Maddow?


It's Rachel Maddow's shorter, angrier sister.

/lol
2012-11-21 02:53:23 PM
1 votes:

Your_Midnight_Man: CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.

I wouldn't mind S.E. Cupp (with a ball gag) on my table.


Call the gimp.
2012-11-21 02:52:20 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, I always figured about 25% of Americans were complete idiots, so this doesn't surprise me.
2012-11-21 02:50:03 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.


I wouldn't mind S.E. Cupp (with a ball gag) on my table.
2012-11-21 02:45:48 PM
1 votes:
Between the three first listed, hell, I'd rather have Thanksgiving with my family.
2012-11-21 02:42:37 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I plan to have a Big Bird over for dinner tomorrow

/Tebow can suck it


Newsletter, good sir.
2012-11-21 02:30:08 PM
1 votes:
Thanksgiving with Tebow would be nigh intolerable. I barely have room in my heart for the annoyance at the 10-second hypocritical sham of a prayer I already endure from my family before Thanksgiving dinner.
 
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