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(NYPost)   According to new survey, more Americans would rather have Thanksgiving dinner with Tim Tebow than Big Bird or Lady Gaga. Oh and Mr. President, maybe next year   (nypost.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-21 02:43:18 PM
6 votes:
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2012-11-21 02:59:23 PM
3 votes:
Well yeah. We already had President Obama over for a prior fantasy thanksgiving. Lady Gaga would wear the dinner, Big Bird would be the dinner, so that leaves Tebow. Hey, it's the one day when even most people who don't say grace say grace, and it would prevent him from contributing to the Jets' suckage later that day. I like it; Tebow it is.
2012-11-21 02:57:03 PM
3 votes:
I'd rather have Jesus and George Carlin over, because honestly I think they'd get along really, really well.

And maybe Kirk Cameron, so Jesus and George could mock him the whole time, but in that way that Kirk would think they liked him and were agreeing, when really they were just giggling behind his back the whole time. And Jesus would turn Kirk's water into wine after he drank it, and suddenly Kirk would be fumbling around the living room, drunker than Lootie.

And of course, while Kirk is passed out on the sofa, Jesus would shave a strip down his head and Carlin would draw a giant p-nis on his face! And then we would play BattleShots and Balderdash. And Jesus would kick ass at both of them.
2012-11-21 02:56:33 PM
3 votes:
What sick son-of-a-biatch would invite Big Bird to a turkey dinner?
2012-11-21 02:44:48 PM
3 votes:
Turkey day dinner with Lady Gaga would be... different.

/I think I'd enjoy it
//be worth it just to see how she dresses for the occasion
2012-11-21 02:30:08 PM
3 votes:
Thanksgiving with Tebow would be nigh intolerable. I barely have room in my heart for the annoyance at the 10-second hypocritical sham of a prayer I already endure from my family before Thanksgiving dinner.
2012-11-21 02:23:33 PM
3 votes:
This is an actual survey? Conducted by whom? The institute for potato questions?
2012-11-21 02:58:02 PM
2 votes:

UtileDysfunktion: Turkey day dinner with Lady Gaga would be... different.

/I think I'd enjoy it
//be worth it just to see how she dresses for the occasion



You know, the more I think about this the more I'm liking the idea.

Hey Steffi! If you're not doing anything tomorrow, c'mon over!

/hell, I'll even rent a piano for the day
2012-11-21 02:56:53 PM
2 votes:
I'd stuff Lady Gaga.
2012-11-21 02:54:56 PM
2 votes:
I'd fire up the blender and invite Stephen Hawking to thanksgiving.
2012-11-21 02:45:26 PM
2 votes:
I'm pretty farking sure Carroll Spinney or Stefani Germanotta would have a lot more interesting things to say about life, the universe and everything than Mr. Attention Whore football player would.
2012-11-21 02:41:10 PM
2 votes:
Shee-it. I'd rather have George Bush over for Thanksgiving than some sports star. It's bound to be more interesting.
2012-11-21 02:27:50 PM
2 votes:

BSABSVR: This is an actual survey? Conducted by whom? The institute for potato questions?


NY Post, so yes?
2012-11-21 05:56:50 PM
1 votes:
Tebow would try to pass the gravy, but he would get intercepted
2012-11-21 04:55:07 PM
1 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, I always figured about 25% of Americans were complete idiots, so this doesn't surprise me.


Ah yes, the "one-in-five (or close enough) Americans" rule.

20-25% of Americans:
- Can't find US on a map.
- Think the world is flat.
- Approved of President Bush in 2008.
- Think the sun revolves around Earth
- Would invite Tim Tebow over for Thanksgiving.

etc.
2012-11-21 04:48:13 PM
1 votes:
Yes, because if there is one thing I've learned in the past year, believe NY Post polls.
2012-11-21 03:48:00 PM
1 votes:
I would like to have dinner with the rapper behind the Friday and Thanksgiving youtube videos
/Would drug him, punch, kick, stick a rusty pipe up his arse, and cut his tongue out
2012-11-21 03:35:41 PM
1 votes:
The survey is obviously slanted.
Of the choices, Big Bird is the superior choice, though his attendance might dictate a veggie dinner. Tim Tebow is likely to recite one of those long-winded look-at-me prayers while the dinner gets cold. Lady Gaga seems like a nice enough person, but Big Bird has more humble charm. Really, who wouldn't prefer to converse with Big Bird?

The best Thanksgiving pie is sweet potato pie with pecan pie following as a close second.
2012-11-21 03:34:31 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I plan to have a Big Bird over for dinner tomorrow


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2012-11-21 03:17:19 PM
1 votes:
I'd invite Benito Mussolini and Vladimir Putin.

After dinner they could wrestle.
2012-11-21 03:14:54 PM
1 votes:
Rather have Obama. The guy would be able to hold up his end of the conversation.
Tebow would spend too much time on grace, when we all want to eat.

//and can you imagine watching the game with Tebow?
2012-11-21 03:12:45 PM
1 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: I'd like to have dinner with whoever (whomever?) knows the best restaurants.

/my desert island book? "How to Survive on a Desert Island"


Anthony Bourdain?.
2012-11-21 03:00:55 PM
1 votes:

INeedAName: I'd rather have Jesus and George Carlin over, because honestly I think they'd get along really, really well.

And maybe Kirk Cameron, so Jesus and George could mock him the whole time, but in that way that Kirk would think they liked him and were agreeing, when really they were just giggling behind his back the whole time. And Jesus would turn Kirk's water into wine after he drank it, and suddenly Kirk would be fumbling around the living room, drunker than Lootie.

And of course, while Kirk is passed out on the sofa, Jesus would shave a strip down his head and Carlin would draw a giant p-nis on his face! And then we would play BattleShots and Balderdash. And Jesus would kick ass at both of them.


I think I love you :)
2012-11-21 03:00:46 PM
1 votes:
I'd like to invite the bass player from the Pixies. There are probably many better technical players, but she just seems cool, hubby can come to!
2012-11-21 02:59:19 PM
1 votes:
Michael Bay with be... Interesting, just don't let him anywhere near the kitchen.
2012-11-21 02:58:15 PM
1 votes:

EyeballKid: What sick son-of-a-biatch would invite Big Bird to a turkey dinner?


The Swedish Chef...

/don't you remember the multi muppetverse holiday special?
2012-11-21 02:57:43 PM
1 votes:
Having Big Bird over for Thanksgiving dinner would just be cruel.
Lady Gaga would probably show up wearing the turkey, and that would get awkward fast.
I'd have no problem with having Obama over. The legion of screaming Tea Partiers following him around to berate him for "impositing on AMERICAN's hospitaly" (spelling, grammar, and capitalization theirs) are another matter entirely.
Tebow... well, I guess if said grace or something, that might be kind of cool. Otherwise, I can't say I feel one way or the other.
2012-11-21 02:57:19 PM
1 votes:
Brought to you by the "Discovery Channel" and Neilson Ratings.

That explains SOOO MUCH. /sigh
2012-11-21 02:57:18 PM
1 votes:

A Shambling Mound: I will never, ever understand America's fascination with celebrities.



Judging by their love of tabloids, I'd say the Brits are even worse.
2012-11-21 02:56:59 PM
1 votes:
Another interesting guest at Thanksgiving would be -if we somehow manage to reanimate the corpse- George Carlin.
2012-11-21 02:52:20 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, I always figured about 25% of Americans were complete idiots, so this doesn't surprise me.
2012-11-21 02:50:03 PM
1 votes:

CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.


I wouldn't mind S.E. Cupp (with a ball gag) on my table.
2012-11-21 02:48:28 PM
1 votes:
Having Tebow over would be great. My family would mock him and dish out shiat the entire time. Way more entertaining then the others.
2012-11-21 02:45:48 PM
1 votes:
Between the three first listed, hell, I'd rather have Thanksgiving with my family.
2012-11-21 02:45:28 PM
1 votes:

slackwater: [24.media.tumblr.com image 550x377]


IF IT'S "BLACK FRIDAY" HOW COMS THERE ARE WHITE FOLKS IN TEH PIKCHUR?!?!
2012-11-21 02:43:41 PM
1 votes:
I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.
2012-11-21 02:40:37 PM
1 votes:
I'd show Tebow how to stuff the turkey, and by stuff the turkey, I mean anal.
/I mean, it's not like I'd take his virginity or anything. That's just RUDE.
2012-11-21 02:19:25 PM
1 votes:
Great, you know he's gonna do that thing while saying grace.
 
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