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(NYPost)   According to new survey, more Americans would rather have Thanksgiving dinner with Tim Tebow than Big Bird or Lady Gaga. Oh and Mr. President, maybe next year   (nypost.com) divider line 143
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2012-11-21 02:19:25 PM
Great, you know he's gonna do that thing while saying grace.
 
2012-11-21 02:23:33 PM
This is an actual survey? Conducted by whom? The institute for potato questions?
 
2012-11-21 02:27:50 PM

BSABSVR: This is an actual survey? Conducted by whom? The institute for potato questions?


NY Post, so yes?
 
2012-11-21 02:29:28 PM
I plan to have a Big Bird over for dinner tomorrow

/Tebow can suck it
 
2012-11-21 02:30:08 PM
Thanksgiving with Tebow would be nigh intolerable. I barely have room in my heart for the annoyance at the 10-second hypocritical sham of a prayer I already endure from my family before Thanksgiving dinner.
 
2012-11-21 02:40:37 PM
I'd show Tebow how to stuff the turkey, and by stuff the turkey, I mean anal.
/I mean, it's not like I'd take his virginity or anything. That's just RUDE.
 
2012-11-21 02:41:10 PM
Shee-it. I'd rather have George Bush over for Thanksgiving than some sports star. It's bound to be more interesting.
 
2012-11-21 02:42:37 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I plan to have a Big Bird over for dinner tomorrow

/Tebow can suck it


Newsletter, good sir.
 
2012-11-21 02:42:41 PM

cryinoutloud: Shee-it. I'd rather have George Bush over for Thanksgiving than some sports star. It's bound to be more interesting.


I find myself remembering the scene with Dubya in the Harold and Kumar films.
 
2012-11-21 02:43:18 PM
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2012-11-21 02:43:41 PM
I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.
 
2012-11-21 02:44:17 PM

slackwater: [24.media.tumblr.com image 550x377]


Don't they know about the internet?.
 
2012-11-21 02:44:48 PM
Turkey day dinner with Lady Gaga would be... different.

/I think I'd enjoy it
//be worth it just to see how she dresses for the occasion
 
2012-11-21 02:45:23 PM
I will never, ever understand America's fascination with celebrities.
 
2012-11-21 02:45:26 PM
I'm pretty farking sure Carroll Spinney or Stefani Germanotta would have a lot more interesting things to say about life, the universe and everything than Mr. Attention Whore football player would.
 
2012-11-21 02:45:28 PM

slackwater: [24.media.tumblr.com image 550x377]


IF IT'S "BLACK FRIDAY" HOW COMS THERE ARE WHITE FOLKS IN TEH PIKCHUR?!?!
 
2012-11-21 02:45:48 PM
Between the three first listed, hell, I'd rather have Thanksgiving with my family.
 
2012-11-21 02:48:28 PM
Having Tebow over would be great. My family would mock him and dish out shiat the entire time. Way more entertaining then the others.
 
2012-11-21 02:50:03 PM

CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.


I wouldn't mind S.E. Cupp (with a ball gag) on my table.
 
2012-11-21 02:51:25 PM

CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.


Who the hell is Michelle Maddow?

\I'd like Richard Feynman to stop by for Thanksgiving, please.
\\if he was still alive, that is
 
2012-11-21 02:52:20 PM
Yeah, I always figured about 25% of Americans were complete idiots, so this doesn't surprise me.
 
2012-11-21 02:53:22 PM

CygnusDarius


I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.


Any relation to Rachel Maddow?
 
2012-11-21 02:53:23 PM

Your_Midnight_Man: CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.

I wouldn't mind S.E. Cupp (with a ball gag) on my table.


Call the gimp.
 
2012-11-21 02:54:02 PM

CheekyMonkey: CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.

Who the hell is Michelle Maddow?

\I'd like Richard Feynman to stop by for Thanksgiving, please.
\\if he was still alive, that is


Englebert Slaptyback: CygnusDarius

I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.


Any relation to Rachel Maddow?


It's Rachel Maddow's shorter, angrier sister.

/lol
 
2012-11-21 02:54:55 PM
Tebow would be a horrible Thanksgiving guest. For you see he is very bad at passing a football, and by extension he would be terrible at passing dishes around the table. Ha. Ha. Ha.
 
2012-11-21 02:54:56 PM
I'd fire up the blender and invite Stephen Hawking to thanksgiving.
 
2012-11-21 02:56:02 PM
I'd like to have Geeorge Strombolopolous over for thanksgiving. He's hot and has met loads of interesting people on his show. Plus he used to be a veejay for Much when it was still MuchMusic
 
2012-11-21 02:56:33 PM
What sick son-of-a-biatch would invite Big Bird to a turkey dinner?
 
2012-11-21 02:56:53 PM
I'd stuff Lady Gaga.
 
2012-11-21 02:56:59 PM
Another interesting guest at Thanksgiving would be -if we somehow manage to reanimate the corpse- George Carlin.
 
2012-11-21 02:57:03 PM
I'd rather have Jesus and George Carlin over, because honestly I think they'd get along really, really well.

And maybe Kirk Cameron, so Jesus and George could mock him the whole time, but in that way that Kirk would think they liked him and were agreeing, when really they were just giggling behind his back the whole time. And Jesus would turn Kirk's water into wine after he drank it, and suddenly Kirk would be fumbling around the living room, drunker than Lootie.

And of course, while Kirk is passed out on the sofa, Jesus would shave a strip down his head and Carlin would draw a giant p-nis on his face! And then we would play BattleShots and Balderdash. And Jesus would kick ass at both of them.
 
2012-11-21 02:57:18 PM

A Shambling Mound: I will never, ever understand America's fascination with celebrities.



Judging by their love of tabloids, I'd say the Brits are even worse.
 
2012-11-21 02:57:19 PM
Brought to you by the "Discovery Channel" and Neilson Ratings.

That explains SOOO MUCH. /sigh
 
2012-11-21 02:57:43 PM
Having Big Bird over for Thanksgiving dinner would just be cruel.
Lady Gaga would probably show up wearing the turkey, and that would get awkward fast.
I'd have no problem with having Obama over. The legion of screaming Tea Partiers following him around to berate him for "impositing on AMERICAN's hospitaly" (spelling, grammar, and capitalization theirs) are another matter entirely.
Tebow... well, I guess if said grace or something, that might be kind of cool. Otherwise, I can't say I feel one way or the other.
 
2012-11-21 02:58:02 PM

UtileDysfunktion: Turkey day dinner with Lady Gaga would be... different.

/I think I'd enjoy it
//be worth it just to see how she dresses for the occasion



You know, the more I think about this the more I'm liking the idea.

Hey Steffi! If you're not doing anything tomorrow, c'mon over!

/hell, I'll even rent a piano for the day
 
2012-11-21 02:58:15 PM

EyeballKid: What sick son-of-a-biatch would invite Big Bird to a turkey dinner?


The Swedish Chef...

/don't you remember the multi muppetverse holiday special?
 
2012-11-21 02:58:57 PM

UtileDysfunktion: Turkey day dinner with Lady Gaga would be... different.

/I think I'd enjoy it

//be worth it just to see how she dresses for the occasion


www.hojohnlee.com
 
2012-11-21 02:59:17 PM

CheekyMonkey: CygnusDarius: I'd rather have Henry Rollins, Ted Nugent, Michelle Maddow, and S.E Cupp in my table.

Should be fun.

Who the hell is Michelle Maddow?


The fanfic-baby of Michelle Malkin and Rachel Maddow?
 
2012-11-21 02:59:19 PM
Michael Bay with be... Interesting, just don't let him anywhere near the kitchen.
 
2012-11-21 02:59:23 PM
Well yeah. We already had President Obama over for a prior fantasy thanksgiving. Lady Gaga would wear the dinner, Big Bird would be the dinner, so that leaves Tebow. Hey, it's the one day when even most people who don't say grace say grace, and it would prevent him from contributing to the Jets' suckage later that day. I like it; Tebow it is.
 
2012-11-21 02:59:24 PM

CygnusDarius


It's Rachel Maddow's shorter, angrier sister.

/lol


You might be thinking of Janeane Garofalo.


:-)
 
2012-11-21 02:59:46 PM

Jackson Herring: Tebow would be a horrible Thanksgiving guest. For you see he is very bad at passing a football, and by extension he would be terrible at passing dishes around the table. Ha. Ha. Ha.


He would carve the turkey like he carves up defenses, which is to say, he wouldn't be able to do it well at all! Ha. Ha. Ha.
 
2012-11-21 03:00:46 PM
I'd like to invite the bass player from the Pixies. There are probably many better technical players, but she just seems cool, hubby can come to!
 
2012-11-21 03:00:55 PM

INeedAName: I'd rather have Jesus and George Carlin over, because honestly I think they'd get along really, really well.

And maybe Kirk Cameron, so Jesus and George could mock him the whole time, but in that way that Kirk would think they liked him and were agreeing, when really they were just giggling behind his back the whole time. And Jesus would turn Kirk's water into wine after he drank it, and suddenly Kirk would be fumbling around the living room, drunker than Lootie.

And of course, while Kirk is passed out on the sofa, Jesus would shave a strip down his head and Carlin would draw a giant p-nis on his face! And then we would play BattleShots and Balderdash. And Jesus would kick ass at both of them.


I think I love you :)
 
2012-11-21 03:01:04 PM

The_Sponge: A Shambling Mound: I will never, ever understand America's fascination with celebrities.


Judging by their love of tabloids, I'd say the Brits are even worse.


Yeah, I suppose using the word "American" really isn't fair to all of the other celebrity obsessed morons the world over.

My mistake.
 
2012-11-21 03:01:54 PM
too

FTFM

//Its the
//tryptophan
 
2012-11-21 03:03:13 PM
I hope Timmy is really enjoying those earthly rewards.
 
2012-11-21 03:04:32 PM
This would be epic...if most of these people could magically come back from the dead and they are in peak condition:

Frank Sinatra
Dean Martin
Sammy Davis Jr.
Elvis
Don Rickles
Rodney Dangerfield
Brian Johnson
Mike Ditka
 
2012-11-21 03:07:45 PM

L.D. Ablo: Having Tebow over would be great. My family would mock him and dish out shiat the entire time. Way more entertaining then the others.



note to self... never eat at L.D. Ablo's
 
2012-11-21 03:08:52 PM
Tim Tebow than Big Bird or Lady Gaga. Oh and Mr. President,

My order of that list:

President
Big Bird
Lady Gaga

Tebow can go fark himself and have dinner at McDonalds
 
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