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(Zim Diaspora)   Doctors unable to figure out why a man's penis is being eaten from the inside by some mysterious creature   (zimdiaspora.com) divider line 61
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2012-11-21 04:06:09 PM
14 votes:
Maybe this could help..

hudsongoodsblog.com
2012-11-21 04:08:35 PM
6 votes:
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.
2012-11-21 04:19:03 PM
5 votes:

vudukungfu: My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.


"It's small, too."

/youngman
2012-11-21 04:06:58 PM
5 votes:
I had that once. Turned out to be my ex.
2012-11-21 01:01:50 PM
5 votes:
Oupa Shumeni of the African Traditional Health Practitioners Association said it is difficult to diagnose without throwing the bones.

No one is going to toss me!
i.imgur.com
2012-11-21 04:15:22 PM
4 votes:
www.nobodygoeshere.com
2012-11-21 11:19:37 PM
3 votes:
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Zey ... put creatures ... in our penises ... to control our botties!
2012-11-21 06:21:23 PM
3 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.


ano.lolcathost.org
2012-11-21 05:59:57 PM
3 votes:

LeroyBourne: Now when we go around the table and state what we're thankful for tomorrow, I have something totally appropriate to bring up.


That would be a good prayer for Thanksgiving:

"I'd like to give thanks to everyone here"
"I'd like to thank my wife, for being with me in good times and bad"
"I'd like to thank grandma, for giving me my dog, Snooky!"
"I'd like to thank that I don't have a worm eating my penis form the inside out"
*Awkward silence, little kid starts crying*
"Damn it, you made Stevie cry!"
"Fark Stevie, he called his dog Snooky"
2012-11-21 04:53:17 PM
3 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.

Can you turn sand into pearls?

Haven't tried that yet... I did try to vote with my vagina this year, but it proved pretty darned difficult.


I was wondering why my voting machine screen looked like a snail had slid down it.
2012-11-21 04:02:39 PM
3 votes:
I...I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight.

Unless it turns out that masturbation is the cure. Then I have nothing to fear.
2012-11-21 02:58:57 PM
3 votes:
t.qkme.me
2012-11-21 02:30:16 PM
3 votes:
It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.  

images.wikia.com
2012-11-21 06:47:08 PM
2 votes:
reelclub.files.wordpress.com

We have traced the movement and it is coming from inside the penis.
2012-11-21 05:55:17 PM
2 votes:
I just talked to the doctor. He said you're gonna die
2012-11-21 05:22:24 PM
2 votes:
img850.imageshack.us

Wanted for questioning.


dahmers love zombie:

That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.


I read the Wiki. Mother Nature is a mad scientist, Jerry.

/ Jeebus
2012-11-21 05:11:32 PM
2 votes:
Hey guys, what's going on in...
www.roxanegay.com
2012-11-21 04:47:31 PM
2 votes:

UsikFark: CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.

Can you turn sand into pearls?


Haven't tried that yet... I did try to vote with my vagina this year, but it proved pretty darned difficult.
2012-11-21 04:38:52 PM
2 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.


Can you turn sand into pearls?
2012-11-21 04:32:51 PM
2 votes:

SuperChuck: Somebody hold me


Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.
2012-11-21 04:07:06 PM
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

are on the case.
2012-11-21 04:04:20 PM
2 votes:
This is why one should never ever RTFA.
2012-11-21 04:02:15 PM
2 votes:
Wait? Kofi Annan is Mugabe?
2012-11-21 02:29:25 PM
2 votes:
parterre.com

THAT, MY FRIEND, IS THE DREADED CANDIRU FISH! A MYTHICAL CREATURE WITH A PERCHANCE FOR SWIMMING INTO A MAN'S URETHRA! MWUAHAHAHA
2012-11-21 01:03:32 PM
2 votes:
When you're searching for the Gato Diablo, do NOT pee while swimming

24.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-21 12:52:02 PM
2 votes:
Besides a suggestion that his balls should be cut off, he has also been told it may be cancer.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING!
2012-11-22 08:56:50 AM
1 votes:

martid4: CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.

Please squat down on a mirror and take a photo, we'll be the judge of this.

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-22 06:49:13 AM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.


Please squat down on a mirror and take a photo, we'll be the judge of this.
2012-11-21 11:43:37 PM
1 votes:

RedT: Arthur Jumbles: [twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]
[twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com image 466x565]

Maybe one of these guys swam up his penis thinking it was a fish?
First thing that came to mind....

[www.thetick.ws image 200x302] 
Thrakkonzog!


Your leave Susan out of this.
2012-11-21 09:16:57 PM
1 votes:

RockChalkH1N1: LittleSmitty: I just talked to the doctor. He said you're gonna die

What is that quote from?


It's a punch line.

Guy gets snake bit on his dick.
Buddy calls a doc. Doc says make two cuts and suck out the poison. And if I don't? He's going to die.

What did the doc say?

You gonna die.
2012-11-21 09:09:00 PM
1 votes:

tarheel07: CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.

There goes my Thanksgiving appetite.


Know what it is.

Just ate dinner.

Ain't gonna happen.
2012-11-21 09:05:04 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.


Oh holy God!!! I've never heard of that before! Why did you have to tell me about that??? i'll never sleep again...
2012-11-21 08:56:46 PM
1 votes:

Arthur Jumbles: [twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com image 640x480]
[twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com image 466x565]

Maybe one of these guys swam up his penis thinking it was a fish?

First thing that came to mind....

www.thetick.ws 
Thrakkonzog!
2012-11-21 07:41:08 PM
1 votes:

MassAsster: croesius: "Oh, that's nasty, I'll just keep readi...."

AIGH!

[i.neoseeker.com image 245x245]

This thread was already gay enough with all the penis talk, did you really need to add more?


i46.tinypic.com
2012-11-21 07:35:10 PM
1 votes:

wambu: A wonderful example of modern journalism.


I'm a journalist. It's now my career ambition to write a story using this complete sentence - Besides a suggestion that his balls should be cut off, he has also been told it may be cancer - or parts thereof.
2012-11-21 07:26:20 PM
1 votes:

biyaaatci: Angry Buddha: vudukungfu: My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.

That's Dr. Doctor, sir!

Gimme the news.


I've got a bad case of penis goo.
2012-11-21 07:04:17 PM
1 votes:
posterous.com
2012-11-21 06:55:04 PM
1 votes:

Handsome B. Wonderful: Blues Lounger: I had that once. Turned out to be my ex.

37. Your ex ate 37 dicks.


Does that include ME?!
2012-11-21 06:42:40 PM
1 votes:
At least he can look forward to a long and fulfilling life

www.lolwtfcomics.com

... never mind ...
2012-11-21 06:35:20 PM
1 votes:

Blues Lounger: I had that once. Turned out to be my ex.


37. Your ex ate 37 dicks.
2012-11-21 06:08:48 PM
1 votes:

gibbon1: nope.gif

Nope.


nope.gif

Nope.
2012-11-21 05:55:27 PM
1 votes:
Now when we go around the table and state what we're thankful for tomorrow, I have something totally appropriate to bring up.
2012-11-21 05:50:36 PM
1 votes:

oakleym82: CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.

Not the first time I fell for Blue Waffle.. should have remembered it from last time. *shakes tiny fist*

But I was wondering WTH could cause that, so I looked further. FYI it's totally fake: SFW Link

/pixels etc.


Wow...that was a lot more serious than I thought it would be.
2012-11-21 05:24:52 PM
1 votes:

thursdaypostal: freewill: dahmers love zombie: That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.

Inside my mind, I will be screaming for the rest of my life.

The best part about it is that once it eats the tongue, it stays there and either eats mucus or blood.

Also, the fish can keep on using it as a tongue.

/don't kiss fish


But how does the fish taste?
2012-11-21 05:19:22 PM
1 votes:
munch munch munch munch munch munch

Oh hai thar everybodee!

Whatcha starin' at?
2012-11-21 05:17:16 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad the headline specified that it was a man's penis and not the other kind of penis.
2012-11-21 05:14:11 PM
1 votes:

Ontos: Being that this is apparently happening to a penis in Zimbabwe, I think it would be more appropriate for the headline to read: People calling themselves "Doctors" unable to figure out why...


www.simpalife.com
2012-11-21 04:54:19 PM
1 votes:
www.mundogump.com.br 

Candiru'ed Penis.
2012-11-21 04:45:43 PM
1 votes:

CapeFearCadaver: SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.


I'm pretty sure my ex had a blue waffle. She'd never let me go down on her or see it in the daylight. Either a blue waffle, or she was a tranny.
2012-11-21 04:33:56 PM
1 votes:
You see what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass!
2012-11-21 04:31:05 PM
1 votes:
Please let it be Kayne West. Please let it be Kayne West.

(clicks link)

Dammit!
2012-11-21 04:21:24 PM
1 votes:
img12.imageshack.us
2012-11-21 04:21:13 PM
1 votes:

dahmers love zombie: He sits in his house watching as his manhood gets eaten up by a living creature which no one can explain. And the creature under the skin of his penis is growing. It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.

All I can tell you is that "Sperm Hosepipe" would be a great name for a GWAR cover band.

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.


"It extracts blood through the claws on its front, causing the tongue to atrophy from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish's tongue by attaching its own body to the muscles of the tongue stub. The fish is able to use the parasite just like a normal tongue. It appears that the parasite does not cause any other damage to the host fish"

How do fish use their tongues, anyhow? I never thought about it until now.
2012-11-21 04:16:06 PM
1 votes:
No sir. I don't like it.
2012-11-21 04:16:05 PM
1 votes:
My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.
2012-11-21 04:14:16 PM
1 votes:

Godscrack: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.


Man, that's so old I forget its origin off the top of my head.
2012-11-21 04:08:06 PM
1 votes:
Opens browsers clicks Fark sees headline turns off computer.
2012-11-21 04:07:49 PM
1 votes:
2012-11-21 04:04:23 PM
1 votes:
i don't what is omg wharararrrgggblblblb
2012-11-21 04:02:53 PM
1 votes:
Nightmare fuel...
2012-11-21 04:02:28 PM
1 votes:
He can feel it moving... I don't think antibiotics are going to do the trick... how about a little surgery and pull it out.
 
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