Besides a suggestion that his balls should be cut off, he has also been told it may be cancer.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

When you're searching for the Gato Diablo, do NOT pee while swimming

Maybe one of these guys swam up his penis thinking it was a fish?

WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

He sits in his house watching as his manhood gets eaten up by a living creature which no one can explain. And the creature under the skin of his penis is growing. It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.

All I can tell you is that "Sperm Hosepipe" would be a great name for a GWAR cover band.

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.

It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.  

Adios vato.

He can feel it moving... I don't think antibiotics are going to do the trick... how about a little surgery and pull it out.

This is why one should never ever RTFA.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Maybe this could help..

are on the case.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.

dahmers love zombie: That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.

Inside my mind, I will be screaming for the rest of my life.

Oh this looks interesting, let me pull up the arti-

*re-reads headline*

NOPE.

Godscrack: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T WEAR A PENIS GOURD.

Man, that's so old I forget its origin off the top of my head.

No sir. I don't like it.

I sure there's already porn out there like this now.

vudukungfu: My penis is having issues.

We should cut off your balls.

I'd like a second opinion, mr doctor.

"It's small, too."

/youngman

dahmers love zombie: He sits in his house watching as his manhood gets eaten up by a living creature which no one can explain. And the creature under the skin of his penis is growing. It has already grown to the size of a human thumb and his 'sperm hosepipe' is very swollen.

All I can tell you is that "Sperm Hosepipe" would be a great name for a GWAR cover band.

BarkingUnicorn: WTF are those nightmares in the fishes' mouths???

That, my friend, is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse.

"It extracts blood through the claws on its front, causing the tongue to atrophy from lack of blood. The parasite then replaces the fish's tongue by attaching its own body to the muscles of the tongue stub. The fish is able to use the parasite just like a normal tongue. It appears that the parasite does not cause any other damage to the host fish"

How do fish use their tongues, anyhow? I never thought about it until now.

Isn't this the second 'bad penis' thread we had today? or was that yesterday?

SuperChuck: Somebody hold me

Ha Ha! I have a vagina... only have to worry about blue waffle syndrome. You should totally go google it if you haven't heard about it.