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(Huffington Post)   If you marry a woman in prison who is on trial for killing and dismembering her first two husbands, maybe you should calculate the odds when the court psychologist notes that your new wife has a "one in three" chance in killing again   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2012-11-21 02:39:10 PM  
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She's already killed 2 out of three. If 1/3 is her average then, statistically, it should be a while before she kills again. The next guy is probably relatively safe.
2012-11-21 06:48:10 PM  
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SoxSweepAgain: Bondith: Gentlemen, if your only relationship options are Forever Alone or Hot 'n Stabby, Alone has a better life expectancy.

Hot n' Stabby might make that life worth living, though. Hmmmm. I bet I! could manage/placate her craziness!


Yep, that's what the second guy thought.
2012-11-21 06:19:04 PM  
1 vote:
Gentlemen, if your only relationship options are Forever Alone or Hot 'n Stabby, Alone has a better life expectancy.
2012-11-21 03:57:20 PM  
1 vote:
I always end up dating the really crazy ones like her. The key to a successful relationship is being able to use her record as a defense.
2012-11-21 03:13:46 PM  
1 vote:

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite


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2012-11-21 03:00:12 PM  
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2012-11-21 02:56:04 PM  
1 vote:
Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite
2012-11-21 02:52:52 PM  
1 vote:

Cletus C.: What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

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well, hello.


Kinda looks like Alyson Hannigan, except with dead-pan facial expression and haunting eyes.

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2012-11-21 02:51:51 PM  
1 vote:
Yea this thread would probably be different if the sexes were reversed.
2012-11-21 02:50:27 PM  
1 vote:

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Of course it's one in three, because she can't very well kill the other two again.


Exactly! Besides, she's already at TWO out of three which a) is WAY more than one in three, like almost twice as much, and b) ain't bad.
2012-11-21 02:49:28 PM  
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What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

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well, hello.
2012-11-21 12:52:58 PM  
1 vote:
Of course it's one in three, because she can't very well kill the other two again.
 
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