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(Huffington Post)   If you marry a woman in prison who is on trial for killing and dismembering her first two husbands, maybe you should calculate the odds when the court psychologist notes that your new wife has a "one in three" chance in killing again   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 105
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2012-11-21 03:21:55 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: If you are going to kill and dismember 2 people (at separate times) never hide them in the same place.


Why not? If they haven't found the first one yet then it seems like a it's a pretty good spot.
 
2012-11-21 03:23:44 PM

BuckTurgidson: BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite

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I heard back when it was founded in the 60's it would take months to get there by ship. Months. The Danube must be a slow farking river is all I got to say.
 
2012-11-21 03:25:49 PM
With a name like Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala it's got to be good!

If you add in the two dead guy's names she would be Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala-Holz-Hinterberger.

Add in this third moron's name and it gets as long as the trail of bodies in her wake.

/Good luck you crazy kids!
 
2012-11-21 03:27:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: She'd be hot, if she didn't have such soulless, dead eyes

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Wow, I just did a GIS for her and damn, you're right, she is completely dead in the eyes. It's scary.
 
2012-11-21 03:32:57 PM
The dismemberment makes it extra cold
 
2012-11-21 03:34:14 PM
Don't stick your detatched dick in crazy.
 
2012-11-21 03:36:41 PM
They had it coming.
 
2012-11-21 03:37:54 PM
I thought only women married imprisoned murderers. Guys, equality is all well and good, but don't carry it this far.
 
2012-11-21 03:38:40 PM
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2012-11-21 03:43:27 PM
As long as she was triple input.
 
2012-11-21 03:51:46 PM

Notabunny: [img.photobucket.com image 640x640]


That preacher is the spittin' image of New Gingrich.
 
2012-11-21 03:52:04 PM
I'd hit it, hard fast & long
wouldn't fall asleep afterwards though
strictly cuddle and GTG

(cuddle is so she won't shoot me when I come back for seconds)
 
2012-11-21 03:53:31 PM
fap
 
2012-11-21 03:57:20 PM
I always end up dating the really crazy ones like her. The key to a successful relationship is being able to use her record as a defense.
 
2012-11-21 03:57:49 PM
Sure there's the chance she might kill you, but think about the make-up sex afterwards.
 
2012-11-21 03:58:21 PM
*wonders if she hummed tunes from her childhood whilest she dismembered her lovers*

/fap
 
2012-11-21 04:00:07 PM
she's sooo serious when having sex with u
 
2012-11-21 04:10:35 PM
When I move to Europe I will only date Austrian women. If you want crazy awesome sex in the U.S. just date a girl from Louisiana, apparently it's the Austria of the U.S.
 
2012-11-21 04:11:36 PM
Hubby Chunk Ice Cream!
 
2012-11-21 04:14:54 PM
Knows a thing or two about ice cream:

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-21 04:17:12 PM

metal_gear: Nevermind marrying her, why the hell would you let her out of prison?!?!?


European problems.
 
2012-11-21 04:26:42 PM
A Praying mantis has been whispering in her ear while she sleeps
 
2012-11-21 04:26:54 PM
"Is this a love story, or a ghoulish bedtime tale? - A male praying mantis approaches a female. Excited, he flaps his wings and sways his abdomen. Once he is on her back, he begins to mate. Then, she bites off his head.

The praying mantis, black widow spider, and jumping spider are among a number of species that devour their mates. Sexual cannibalism is also found in other invertebrates, including a relative of the praying mantis, the Chinese mantis, and scorpions. Cannibalism has also been noted among South American green anacondas - the largest snakes in the world.

Female black widows are perhaps the most notorious "mate munchers." Males have to place themselves between the female's fangs to get in the right position for mating, and are sometimes devoured upon completing their assignment. Clearly this eight-legged femme fatale has earned the name "black widow."

-- "Meet the Mate Munchers" - PBS Nature
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/episodes/what-males-will-do/meet-the-m a te-munchers/953/
 
2012-11-21 04:27:42 PM
Oh, come on. She's obviously remorseful.

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2012-11-21 04:28:47 PM

Alpo 3000: When I move to Europe I will only date Austrian women. If you want crazy awesome sex in the U.S. just date a girl from Louisiana, apparently it's the Austria of the U.S.


I see you've met my ex-wife. Take my advice--be careful Dude.
 
2012-11-21 04:56:10 PM

Cletus C.: What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

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well, hello.


Oh come on man... I'm not saying she's ugly, but she's not even CLOSE to hot enough to risk dismemberment for.
I'd need like Brooklyn Decker or Bar Rafaeli levels of hotness for that to sound like a good idea.
Or, hell, at least that chick from Castle.
And even then it's a hit-it-and-quit-it situation.


DeathCipris: Kinda looks like Alyson Hannigan, except with dead-pan facial expression and haunting eyes.

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Honestly... I don't see the resemblance.
I might risk it for Alyson.
 
2012-11-21 05:01:14 PM
When will they make the Lifetime movie about her?
 
2012-11-21 05:02:58 PM

Perducci: She's already killed 2 out of three. If 1/3 is her average then, statistically, it should be a while before she kills again. The next guy is probably relatively safe.


That's not how statistics works.
 
2012-11-21 05:20:55 PM

protectyourlimbs: She reminds me of the crazy chick from that sitcom "Coupling"...

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Yummy,!

I like crazy.
 
2012-11-21 05:48:29 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: WelldeadLink

Of course it's one in three, because she can't very well kill the other two again.


Exactly! Besides, she's already at TWO out of three which a) is WAY more than one in three, like almost twice as much, and b) ain't bad.


Came for this. Thank you and +1.
 
2012-11-21 06:04:46 PM
I wondered why my ice cream tasted a little corpsey.

Seriously farkers, run. Run the hell away.
 
2012-11-21 06:06:06 PM

LeroyBourne: Sultry full lips, big bambi eyes, a good indication she's got a pretty good body. I'd do it, I'd just censor myself, because you know there's a code word or phrase that her daddy said to her before crawling into bed with her as a child that will end with you waking up with your dick lopped off.


because only the best men pursue sex with mentally ill homicidal incest rape victims. your Mom must be so proud.
 
2012-11-21 06:12:52 PM

bikerbob59: So, they're going to let her out after killing and dismembering two people?


When the next guy disappears, they'll know right where to look.
 
2012-11-21 06:19:04 PM
Gentlemen, if your only relationship options are Forever Alone or Hot 'n Stabby, Alone has a better life expectancy.
 
2012-11-21 06:43:23 PM

Bondith: Gentlemen, if your only relationship options are Forever Alone or Hot 'n Stabby, Alone has a better life expectancy.


Hot n' Stabby might make that life worth living, though. Hmmmm. I bet I! could manage/placate her craziness!
 
2012-11-21 06:48:10 PM

SoxSweepAgain: Bondith: Gentlemen, if your only relationship options are Forever Alone or Hot 'n Stabby, Alone has a better life expectancy.

Hot n' Stabby might make that life worth living, though. Hmmmm. I bet I! could manage/placate her craziness!


Yep, that's what the second guy thought.
 
2012-11-21 06:53:48 PM

KrispyKritter: LeroyBourne: Sultry full lips, big bambi eyes, a good indication she's got a pretty good body. I'd do it, I'd just censor myself, because you know there's a code word or phrase that her daddy said to her before crawling into bed with her as a child that will end with you waking up with your dick lopped off.

because only the best men pursue sex with mentally ill homicidal incest rape victims. your Mom must be so proud.


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2012-11-21 07:00:40 PM

Gyrfalcon: SoxSweepAgain: Bondith: Gentlemen, if your only relationship options are Forever Alone or Hot 'n Stabby, Alone has a better life expectancy.

Hot n' Stabby might make that life worth living, though. Hmmmm. I bet I! could manage/placate her craziness!

Yep, that's what the second guy thought.


I'm going to say he didn't know about guy #1 when he started dating her, just a hunch she probably didn't bring that up during the "baggage" conversation.

"Baggage no I don't have any relationship baggage...want to go get an ice cream cone?"
 
2012-11-21 07:03:25 PM
Excuse me, I'll be back later. I'm going to go choke an anagram generator.
 
2012-11-21 07:13:24 PM

KrispyKritter: LeroyBourne: Sultry full lips, big bambi eyes, a good indication she's got a pretty good body. I'd do it, I'd just censor myself, because you know there's a code word or phrase that her daddy said to her before crawling into bed with her as a child that will end with you waking up with your dick lopped off.

because only the best men pursue sex with mentally ill homicidal incest rape victims. your Mom must be so proud.


Hey now, I only read the first few paragraphs of tfa. I just added the incest rape victim for flare. If she really was raped by her father, I guess I'll have to own up to what I typed and somehow move on in life.
/and i was being snarky
//lighten up
 
2012-11-21 07:19:38 PM
Maths are hard.
 
2012-11-21 07:20:21 PM
I'm not sure what the issue is here. The first guy wouldn't leave and the second one turned his face away and started snoring. What woman is supposed to put up with this sh*t? F*ckin' really guys, you don't expect it?
 
2012-11-21 07:28:06 PM
This is why you don't get married
 
2012-11-21 07:28:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 08:08:54 PM
She hacked his body apart with a chain saw and embedded the parts in cement chunks, according the AFP.

Definitely hard core to the bone.
 
2012-11-21 08:10:19 PM
May the odds be ever in your favor.
 
2012-11-21 08:24:14 PM
Monty Hall has really raised the stakes of his little deal, hasn't he...
 
2012-11-21 08:49:24 PM
For minute I thought they were talking about a woman from my town.
She got away with killing her first husband by claiming self defense during a domestic abuse situation.
While she was being investigated in regards to using a bomb collar on a pizza delivery man in order to rob a bank, they found the body of her former boyfriend in a freezer at her current boyfriend's home.She went to prison and while awaiting trial, the current boyfriend died of natural causes. But she kept busy while awaiting trial. She sued the courts to gain her inheritance. One problem, her father was still alive.
She was finally convicted of something I'm not sure what because there was so much going on and hopefully she won't be out anytime soon.

The wacko in question.
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2012-11-21 08:54:11 PM

Medusa's Daughter: May the odds be ever in your favor.

May the wind be ever at yer back

 
2012-11-21 09:53:24 PM

trippdogg: Sure there's the chance she might kill you, but think about the make-up sex afterwards.


What's with you guys and the need to have sex with makeup? That's sick, man.
 
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