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(Huffington Post)   If you marry a woman in prison who is on trial for killing and dismembering her first two husbands, maybe you should calculate the odds when the court psychologist notes that your new wife has a "one in three" chance in killing again   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 105
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2012-11-21 12:52:58 PM
Of course it's one in three, because she can't very well kill the other two again.
 
2012-11-21 02:36:55 PM
So you're saying there's a chance it could still work out?
 
2012-11-21 02:37:11 PM
So you're saying there's a chance?
 
2012-11-21 02:37:31 PM
"I'll take those odds!"
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2012-11-21 02:37:59 PM
crazyhotgraph.jpg?
 
2012-11-21 02:38:42 PM

titwrench: So you're saying there's a chance?


So what you're telling me is that if these two crazy kids can't make it how, is there hope for the rest of us?
 
2012-11-21 02:38:56 PM
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
Probability doesn't work that way!
 
2012-11-21 02:39:01 PM
Is Wuornos the maiden name of this "Black Widow", by any chance?
 
2012-11-21 02:39:10 PM
She's already killed 2 out of three. If 1/3 is her average then, statistically, it should be a while before she kills again. The next guy is probably relatively safe.
 
2012-11-21 02:39:42 PM
She'd be hot, if she didn't have such soulless, dead eyes

www.iol.co.za
 
2012-11-21 02:40:05 PM
Just keep telling yourself correlation does not imply causation.
 
2012-11-21 02:40:56 PM

Free Radical: "I'll take those odds!"



Nancy whats her name....oh my god how freaking hot she was. wonder how she looks now.

that movie largely holds up, also. the Alan Arkin dynamic with that cop guy is really funny.
 
2012-11-21 02:41:07 PM
Warning sign #1: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala.

That's her name.
 
2012-11-21 02:41:26 PM
someone was mean to me once so i have to be gay and be mean to other people repeatedly.
 
2012-11-21 02:41:54 PM
Is the first part of that headline ROT13 encrypted or something?
 
2012-11-21 02:42:20 PM
It would be the "three in three" chance that would worry me. She's already used up her one chance twice.

//not a statistician
/waiting for someone to bring up Bayesian statistics
 
2012-11-21 02:43:36 PM

DaMoGan: Is the first part of that headline ROT13 encrypted or something?


yes, it's actually
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2012-11-21 02:43:50 PM

whither_apophis: Warning sign #1: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala.

That's her name.


So she's Jewish???
 
2012-11-21 02:45:33 PM

scottydoesntknow: She'd be hot, if she didn't have such soulless, dead eyes

[www.iol.co.za image 300x225]


But I'm sure she's a tiger in the sack, blood-thirst included.
 
2012-11-21 02:45:40 PM
What a dumbass
 
2012-11-21 02:46:54 PM
Sultry full lips, big bambi eyes, a good indication she's got a pretty good body. I'd do it, I'd just censor myself, because you know there's a code word or phrase that her daddy said to her before crawling into bed with her as a child that will end with you waking up with your dick lopped off.
 
2012-11-21 02:47:47 PM

ChipNASA: whither_apophis: Warning sign #1: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala.

That's her name.

So she's Jewish???


Funny...she doesn't look Jewish...

people.rit.edu
 
2012-11-21 02:49:28 PM
What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

img.ibtimes.com

well, hello.
 
2012-11-21 02:50:22 PM
If there is one thing an ice cream parlor is not short of is freezer space.
 
2012-11-21 02:50:27 PM

WelldeadLink


Of course it's one in three, because she can't very well kill the other two again.


Exactly! Besides, she's already at TWO out of three which a) is WAY more than one in three, like almost twice as much, and b) ain't bad.
 
2012-11-21 02:51:11 PM
Don't stick your dick in will-chop-your-dick-off crazy
 
2012-11-21 02:51:16 PM

Cletus C.: What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

[img.ibtimes.com image 850x506]

well, hello.


My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-11-21 02:51:48 PM
She hid the body in the cellar of her ice cream parlor? I'm pretty sure I'd like to skip that 32nd flavor after all
 
2012-11-21 02:51:51 PM
Yea this thread would probably be different if the sexes were reversed.
 
2012-11-21 02:52:52 PM

Cletus C.: What kind of an idiot would hook up with a ...

[img.ibtimes.com image 850x506]

well, hello.


Kinda looks like Alyson Hannigan, except with dead-pan facial expression and haunting eyes.

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2012-11-21 02:56:04 PM
Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite
 
2012-11-21 02:57:02 PM
So, they're going to let her out after killing and dismembering two people?
 
2012-11-21 02:57:08 PM

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite


s1.static.gotsmile.net
 
2012-11-21 02:59:56 PM

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite


Awesome. Just awesome
 
2012-11-21 03:00:12 PM
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2012-11-21 03:01:38 PM

DeathCipris: BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite

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I'm just trolling. I know Fosters is fine, I've had it before. Never had vegemite before, but I've had Spam and I think it's about the same thing. And she is obviously not poisonous. I mean, she could be, who knows, but she probably didn't kill her husbands like that since she didn't eat them.
 
2012-11-21 03:03:10 PM

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite

POLAR BEARS. Penguins live down SOUTH, idiot.
 
2012-11-21 03:04:53 PM
Nevermind marrying her, why the hell would you let her out of prison?!?!?
 
2012-11-21 03:07:16 PM

SmackLT: She hid the body in the cellar of her ice cream parlor? I'm pretty sure I'd like to skip that 32nd flavor after all


Wasn't this an episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents?
 
2012-11-21 03:09:15 PM
She reminds me of the crazy chick from that sitcom "Coupling"...

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2012-11-21 03:09:50 PM
A woman dubbed the "Ice Cream Killer" and described as "singularly cold-blooded" by prosecutors has pleaded guilty to the murders of two lovers.

Double cold-blooded killing, waffle cones, and sprinkles extra.
 
2012-11-21 03:10:40 PM

uncleacid: If there is one thing an ice cream parlor is not short of is freezer space.


OK, so beware ice cream venders and pig farm owners.
 
2012-11-21 03:12:25 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Yea this thread would probably be different if the sexes were reversed.



I see nothing to suggest why you think that a bunch of guys on the internet might have feel different if this wasn't a doable chick who seems pretty available?
 
2012-11-21 03:13:46 PM

BigLuca: Goidsargi Estibaliz Carranza Zabala, 34, confessed in an Austrian court yesterday to killing her ex-husband and hiding his body

What they hell is up with that continent? It's like everything born there has to be poisonous ... I blame Fosters and Vegemite


i14.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-21 03:14:05 PM

Shrink: A woman dubbed the "Ice Cream Killer" and described as "singularly cold-blooded" by prosecutors has pleaded guilty to the murders of two lovers.

Double cold-blooded killing, waffle cones, and sprinkles extra.


Ice cream... they die....
 
2012-11-21 03:14:42 PM
There's a similarity in all of those faces in the slideshow. They're all soulless.
 
2012-11-21 03:16:53 PM
Wouldn't the sound of a chainsaw in an ice cream parlor be a little suspicious? Or, her house? Not to mention gun shots?
 
2012-11-21 03:18:32 PM
If you are going to kill and dismember 2 people (at separate times) never hide them in the same place.
 
2012-11-21 03:20:47 PM
www.enemyplanet.com
 
2012-11-21 03:21:42 PM
Ok someone who has a gun IN THEIR BED.not under it..beside it.. behind the headboard.. BUT IN THE BED---is premeditating to kill husband #2. Which means she has just gotten better at it. She has children. YEAY!
 
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