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(Some Effing Crybaby)   Right-wing blogodome outrage du jour for Wednesday, November 21: Joe Biden is going to spend Thanksgiving in Nantucket with his family, something he has done every year for 36 years. Is there no end to this man's profligate monstrosity?   (whitehousedossier.com) divider line 162
    More: Asinine, Biden, Thanksgiving, Hyannis, Nantucket, moderation system, middle class, Barnstable  
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2012-11-21 02:34:44 PM  
I predict a number of awesome limericks in this thread.
 
2012-11-21 02:41:01 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: I predict a number of awesome limericks in this thread.


You are prophetic, I was trying to work "there once was a vice president who had thanksgiving in Nantucket"... then gave up because it's too hard.
 
2012-11-21 02:42:23 PM  

The Onion is prophetic: I predict a number of awesome limericks in this thread.


There Once was a Man in Nantucket.
Who threw shiat on the right wing with a bucket.
They raged so hard
And FARK laughed so much
While impotent rage cried on.
 
2012-11-21 02:44:29 PM  

BronyMedic: The Onion is prophetic: I predict a number of awesome limericks in this thread.

There Once was a Man in Nantucket.
Who threw shiat on the right wing with a bucket.
They raged so hard
And FARK laughed so much
While impotent rage cried on.


Boooooooo
 
2012-11-21 02:50:16 PM  
White House Dossier is dedicated to preserving freedom by holding the White House to account.

Doing a bang-up job there, douchebag.
 
2012-11-21 02:55:43 PM  
Joe Biden flew into Nantucket
His fresh turkey, he needed to pluck it
Righties saved him the trouble
The poor bird suffered double
Stripped bare from their efforts to f*ck it
 
2012-11-21 02:55:57 PM  
A holiday meal in Nantucket
caused the derpers to to puke in a bucket
While Joe ate some bird
the Right went absurd
And that chicken, boy did they fark it.
 
2012-11-21 02:59:17 PM  
Exclusive resort island?

You know how I know you've never been to Nantucket, shiatty blogger?
 
2012-11-21 03:00:51 PM  
Limericks are hard
So instead I do haiku
Tell them to suck it
 
2012-11-21 03:01:15 PM  
Biden, who along with his wife Jill earned $379,000 in 2011

That's it? In his third year as Vice President of the United farking States of America, he and his doctor wife earned $379k?

We dodged a bullet by not electing man-of-the-people Mitt.
 
2012-11-21 03:03:18 PM  
Joe Biden went down to Nantucket
YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!!
 
2012-11-21 03:07:07 PM  

propasaurus: Biden, who along with his wife Jill earned $379,000 in 2011

That's it? In his third year as Vice President of the United farking States of America, he and his doctor wife earned $379k?

We dodged a bullet by not electing man-of-the-people Mitt.



Must have been embarrassing to be "that poor guy" in the senate.
 
2012-11-21 03:09:56 PM  

propasaurus: Biden, who along with his wife Jill earned $379,000 in 2011

That's it? In his third year as Vice President of the United farking States of America, he and his doctor wife earned $379k?

We dodged a bullet by not electing man-of-the-people Mitt.


His wife has a doctorate in education, and if I'm not mistaken, she still teaches at a local community college.
 
2012-11-21 03:18:25 PM  

Mentat: A holiday meal in Nantucket
caused the derpers to to puke in a bucket
While Joe ate some bird
the Right went absurd
And that chicken, boy did they fark it.

 

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You, Sir, are awesome.
 
2012-11-21 03:20:43 PM  
The Veep took a train to Nantucket
The wingnuts whined - Joe just said 'f*ck it!'"
The right cried their tears
Ol' Joe bought them beers
And said "I'm running in four, biatches - SUCK IT"
 
2012-11-21 03:24:37 PM  

Mentat: A holiday meal in Nantucket
caused the derpers to to puke in a bucket
While Joe ate some bird
the Right went absurd
And that chicken, boy did they fark it.


[Funny]
 
2012-11-21 03:30:39 PM  
I know, I just wish we could harken back to the good old days when Dick Cheney drove his 77 Vega down to his aunt's house for a Thanksgiving of Turkey roll and stove top stuffing.
 
2012-11-21 03:35:01 PM  
In writing an ode to Nantucket,
the author on words he mucked it.
Yanking his hair
he screamed in despair
"I can find no rhyme 'cept 'fark it'!"
 
2012-11-21 03:42:20 PM  
Super Challenge - work in a double (triple?) entendre about Joe and giving of a bird.
 
2012-11-21 03:42:57 PM  
You know who else had a house in Nantucket?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-21 03:44:07 PM  
Joe Biden goes to
Nantucket for Thanksgiving.
Cry moar GOP.
 
2012-11-21 03:53:14 PM  
It's well-established that you can't be concerned with issues of poverty unless you're homeless, dumpster diving and living in a cardboard box.
 
2012-11-21 03:55:29 PM  

gilgigamesh: Joe Biden flew into Nantucket
His fresh turkey, he needed to pluck it
Righties saved him the trouble
The poor bird suffered double
Stripped bare from their efforts to f*ck it


Too bad there is no voting on this thread.

/+1
 
2012-11-21 04:11:01 PM  

Diogenes: It's well-established that you can't be concerned with issues of poverty unless you're homeless, dumpster diving and living in a cardboard box.


I heard that Algore-bear-pig once traveled by a means that released more carbon dioxide than if he had just walked.

So, I can't take him seriously when he suggests that I shouldn't use styrofoam to kindle my tire fires.
 
2012-11-21 04:23:21 PM  
Your web site containing the writer's or group of writers' own experiences, observations, opinions, etc., and often having images and links to other Web sites, is producing a partial vacuum by action of the lips and tongue.
 
2012-11-21 05:17:05 PM  

what_now: Exclusive resort island?

You know how I know you've never been to Nantucket, shiatty blogger?


I used to go camping on Nantucket. Sure there are some very expensive homes on Nantucket, but there are year rounder homes there too. Much less expensive, but no view.
 
2012-11-21 05:30:07 PM  
There once was a Veep from Nantucket
Who told Paul Ryan to suck it
He debated him hard
Kicked him out of his yard
And gave back his ass in a bucket
 
2012-11-21 05:36:56 PM  
Say it ain't so, Joe.
 
2012-11-21 05:38:39 PM  
The Veep liked to spend his Thanksgiving
In a place known for fancy-ass living
The Republicans freaked
And they screamed and they shrieked
But who cares because they're all a bunch of loser assholes anyway
 
2012-11-21 05:39:37 PM  
Joe and Jill Biden also had an early Thanksgiving dinner with wounded troops in DC.

That's right -- TWO Thanksgiving dinners!

So much for an "average Joe," that farking monster!
 
2012-11-21 05:40:59 PM  
eatingcrackerslikesheownstheplace.jpg
 
2012-11-21 05:41:37 PM  

gilgigamesh: Joe Biden flew into Nantucket
His fresh turkey, he needed to pluck it
Righties saved him the trouble
The poor bird suffered double
Stripped bare from their efforts to f*ck it


SIMULPOST
 
2012-11-21 05:42:12 PM  

Mentat: A holiday meal in Nantucket
caused the derpers to to puke in a bucket
While Joe ate some bird
the Right went absurd
And that chicken, boy did they fark it.


ORGASM
 
2012-11-21 05:43:15 PM  
Speaking of Joe and birds, only 7 more days to raise 25k.

Buy Vice President Biden a Trans Am
 
2012-11-21 05:43:29 PM  

Mentat: A holiday meal in Nantucket
caused the derpers to to puke in a bucket
While Joe ate some bird
the Right went absurd
And that chicken, boy did they fark it.


I love you.
 
2012-11-21 05:43:48 PM  
I really don't care where Biden spends his Thanksgiving. The point is, he constantly talks about his middle class roots, but then lives the life of a high roller. How's the irony working for you, dems? LOL. Yeah, he's really in touch with the little people...when they serve him Thanksgiving dinner and hang out in the servant's quarters.
 
2012-11-21 05:47:21 PM  

what_now: Exclusive resort island?

You know how I know you've never been to Nantucket, shiatty blogger?


Well, is there a Wal-Mart on there?
 
2012-11-21 05:49:01 PM  

Arkanaut: what_now: Exclusive resort island?

You know how I know you've never been to Nantucket, shiatty blogger?

Well, is there a Wal-Mart on there?


No, Target. And they sell a whole variety of highfalutin pizza cheese.
 
2012-11-21 05:55:48 PM  
There was once a guy named Joe
Who the GOP labelled a foe
They scarfed down more cheetoes
And washed them down with a burrito
While their chair sank to a new low
 
2012-11-21 05:56:33 PM  

odinsposse: Arkanaut: what_now: Exclusive resort island?

You know how I know you've never been to Nantucket, shiatty blogger?

Well, is there a Wal-Mart on there?

No, Target. And they sell a whole variety of highfalutin pizza cheese.


To that blogger Tarzhay is probably high class.
 
2012-11-21 05:57:20 PM  

k1j2b3: I really don't care where Biden spends his Thanksgiving. The point is, he constantly talks about his middle class roots, but then lives the life of a high roller. How's the irony working for you, dems? LOL. Yeah, he's really in touch with the little people...when they serve him Thanksgiving dinner and hang out in the servant's quarters.


He's made something of his life.
But enough about successful people, how YOU doin?
 
2012-11-21 05:58:06 PM  
Biden, who along with his wife Jill earned $379,000 in 2011...

You know where the blogger got that info? The tax return Biden disclosed. Still waiting for Romney to do the same.

Biden's wife continues to work as an associate professor, teaching classes, holding office hours, etc. I think that's pretty freaking cool she does that. As a result, she probably lives more outside the bubble than anyone else in the Administration.
 
2012-11-21 05:59:20 PM  
cdn.theatlantic.com

/Approves
//History's greatest monster
 
2012-11-21 06:00:19 PM  

k1j2b3: I really don't care where Biden spends his Thanksgiving. The point is, he constantly talks about his middle class roots, but then lives the life of a high roller. How's the irony working for you, dems? LOL. Yeah, he's really in touch with the little people...when they serve him Thanksgiving dinner and hang out in the servant's quarters.


You're right. I'm definitely going to vote for Romney/Ryan now.
 
2012-11-21 06:03:52 PM  
Nantucket's getting all the attention, here.

There once was a blogger named Keith,
Whose blurbs never really had teeth.
he was down on his luck,
when along came a truck,
which he mercifully dove underneath.
 
2012-11-21 06:05:39 PM  

k1j2b3: I really don't care where Biden spends his Thanksgiving. The point is, he constantly talks about his middle class roots, but then lives the life of a high roller. How's the irony working for you, dems? LOL. Yeah, he's really in touch with the little people...when they serve him Thanksgiving dinner and hang out in the servant's quarters.


$380k a year is a 'high roller'? I thought $250k a year and up was 'middle class'?
 
2012-11-21 06:06:05 PM  
Limericks for the Irish VP Joe O'Biden
From rationality the right are Hidin'
They make up some sh*t
To simply throw a fit
Shut the f*ck up and have some pie then
 
2012-11-21 06:06:21 PM  
Joe Biden: History's greatest monster.
 
2012-11-21 06:08:37 PM  
Republicans are just jealous of his success.
 
2012-11-21 06:10:03 PM  

what_now: propasaurus: Biden, who along with his wife Jill earned $379,000 in 2011

That's it? In his third year as Vice President of the United farking States of America, he and his doctor wife earned $379k?

We dodged a bullet by not electing man-of-the-people Mitt.

His wife has a doctorate in education, and if I'm not mistaken, she still teaches at a local community college.


Lets see, VP salary is $230,700, wife is an English professor at a community college with a doctorate - lets lowball it and say 50K there; she's got another 31K from a Delaware pension fund. I'm only coming up short 67 grand or so a year, a large part of which I'm sure comes from investments.

Well over half his income is set by federal law, and will go to zero in another four years. Clearly this is a man who has been bought by the special interests.

Your blog, verily does it suck with impotent rage and jealousy.
 
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