kwame: For the next hour, give me any questions you'd like about preparing turkey. After the hour is up, I will call the 1-800-Butterball hotline and ask the top five questions. Top questions will be selected by voting using the "Funny" button.I'll take notes and report their answers back as soon as I finish the call.
myschief: There is a welcome thread in TF Discussion for anyone that was just sponsored.
jadeblue: kwame: Turkey Expert (an older sounding lady - didn't give her name): "Hi, what's your question?"Me: "I caught my teenage son doing something inappropriate with the turkey after I thawed it out. I've rinsed out the cavity..."TE: "You're not calling with a serious turkey question, are you?"Me: "Well I just wanted to know if..."TE (in mom voice): "What state are you calling from?"Me: "uh. tennessee"TE: OK, well you have a nice holiday....that was a total letdownI wonder what state would have made that more plausible for her.
Texas Gabe: What is the best not-expensive wine to serve with a turkey dinner.
Balchinian: Someone explain to me how a prank telephone call equates to "fun" for someone over the age of 14.
MBK: "Can I stuff the turkey with a smaller turkey so I can enjoy turkey while I'm enjoying turkey?"
kwame: DVDave: "My ring came off inside the bird and I didn't realize it until it was in the oven. Should I take it out now and dig for the ring, or will that mess up the timing?"That's actually pretty hilarious.
whizbang: KingKauff: UN RED THIS THREAD! YOU CAN DO IT! MAKE IT GREEN!OK who do I have to fark
NickelP: Just register on the computer and add your cell number. Initiate the call on the computer and it will ring your phone i think.
EviLincoln: kwame: From their site:Over the years, the Butterball® Turkey Talk-Line experts have solved some puzzling turkey situations, like which pan to use, what to do when the turkey is on fire, and when to start roasting the turkey so it's ready by halftime.???????That seems like a question firemanbuck would best address.
kwame: NickelP: Can you record it on google voice or something? Awesome idea just trying to kick it up a notch.I'm not sure I know how to do that. I'll have to call on my mobile since I'm at work. Is that something I can do via iphone?
generalDisdain: Do I freeze the giblets before stuffing them up my ass?
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