Spoon over Marin: Is is safe to put one on your head like Mr. Bean?
Sofa King Smart: I'm new to this 'vegetarian' lifestyle... is there any part of the turkey that is acceptable for vegetarians?
myschief: Is it true that you can use a tazer to dethaw a turkey? How many shocks before it starts cooking it?
DVDave: kwame: DVDave: "My ring came off inside the bird and I didn't realize it until it was in the oven. Should I take it out now and dig for the ring, or will that mess up the timing?"That's actually pretty hilarious.Sorry I was late to the party. I got stuck doing actual work for 45 minutes.
Balchinian: Someone explain to me how a prank telephone call equates to "fun" for someone over the age of 14.
Tziva: I like that kwame can't record it because he's making the calls from work.
whizbang: Ras-Algethi: If you drop a 20 pound turkey from 500 feet up, barring any weather effects and given that terminal velocity is a constant, how long before it would hit the groundThat's terrible. THERE MIGHT BE A SMALL CHILD OR BABBY THERE !
ConConHead: Have you considered changing your name to Margerineball to market yourself to the more health-conscious?
I Can't BelieveIt's NotButterball!
Ras-Algethi: "My son hid his marijuana stash inside the turkey. I think I got it all. How much weed do you have to ingest before it starts to affect you?whoa... my hands..."
deansnose: Is there a safer way to eat a turkey? I keep getting drumstick burns behind my ears.
ubermensch: Why do you have to harass the call center workers on their second busiest day of the year? They don't come to your work and slap the dick out of your mouth, to use an overused phrase.
EviLincoln: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Do you think this turkey would make a suitable sacrifice to appease the creature that lives in the lake by my house? If not, how many would you recommend?You have one of those too?
Texas Gabe: What is the best not-expensive wine to serve with a turkey dinner.
kwame: Has everyone sufficiently beat up on the moron who doesn't think this is fun?
kwame: Tziva: I like that kwame can't record it because he's making the calls from work.I'm at a university the day before Thanksgiving, so it's dead in here.Has everyone sufficiently beat up on the moron who doesn't think this is fun?
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