EviLincoln: The cate ate some of the turkey while it was sitting out de-thawing last night, is it still good to cook?
NickelP: Can you record it on google voice or something? Awesome idea just trying to kick it up a notch.
dhambrick: I have a lot of people coming over for dinner, and figure I need a 30lb bird. Do you have a database or something of stores that still have big birds left?
vegaswench: Can I brine my turkey in the washing machine?
NickelP: Do you have kids? Write out like 30 escalating questions and have them call. Ie the 'but why' thing
Adjective Bird Whiskey: My wife is a vegetarian and I want to trick her into eating this turkey.
coco ebert: I think Adjective Bird Whiskey's pretty much got this.
kwame: NickelP: Can you record it on google voice or something? Awesome idea just trying to kick it up a notch.I'm not sure I know how to do that. I'll have to call on my mobile since I'm at work. Is that something I can do via iphone?
kwame: I may have to make multiple calls. I'm not sure I could make it to question #3 without laughing.
themeaningoflifeisnot: Isn't turkey really the other white meat? Why is Butterball letting those pork guys get away with their scam?
firemanbuck: Can I put the stuffing in the side-hole?
myschief: I think this should be greened so we can see tons of ridiculous suggestions.
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Do you think this turkey would make a suitable sacrifice to appease the creature that lives in the lake by my house? If not, how many would you recommend?
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