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2003-12-05 12:59:12 AM
Someone hit the "approved" button by mistake.
 
2003-12-05 01:10:21 AM
For people so pretentious about humor, they sure relied a lot on fellatio references and fat jokes.

If Cliff Yablonski were real, he'd be a Farker.
 
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2003-12-05 01:10:26 AM
No, I don't think it was a mistake. That's really fscking funny...
 
2003-12-05 01:33:43 AM
Personally I think this is the coolest thing I've seen on SA in a long time. The chooseth thy own adventure one is the one that got me laughing.
 
2003-12-05 01:42:10 AM
the images on that site are pretty much NSFW :)
 
2003-12-05 02:00:37 AM
That animated thing in the corner: GOLD
 
2003-12-05 03:08:12 AM
Rumor brewing about LORD OF THE RINGS DVD set so major that we may have to turn to science to develop a LARGER FONT!!!!!!!

Well, that one got a laugh out of me.
 
2003-12-05 04:02:20 AM
The fake sites are one of the things SA does well. My favorite is BriceBeckham.net.
 
2003-12-05 04:32:02 AM
If an animated gif of gay fellatio isn't nsfw, I must just work in a really conservative company.
 
2003-12-05 05:24:44 AM
Anybody else read that as 'Something Awful tampons'.

Another branding fiasco.
 
2003-12-05 06:18:23 AM
The flash animation is truly priceless.
 
2003-12-05 08:02:41 AM
That site truly is something awful.
 
2003-12-05 08:07:41 AM
Hilarious!!! I hope Knowles see this!!!
 
2003-12-05 08:10:16 AM
Thank goodness for the stop button...
 
2003-12-05 08:10:35 AM
News!!!!!!! Three of our writers are prepared to propose marriage to the film EXTREME OPS it is so unbelievably good!

I know this is a joke and that everybody here knows it's a joke. But in the ultra-small chance that somebody took this seriously, let me add a warning: do not ever watch "Extreme Ops." It's a real turd.
 
2003-12-05 08:10:54 AM
Michael Bay's Explosion 2: The Detonation
 
2003-12-05 08:15:35 AM
Never did like that big, fat bastard. And, yes, it's because he's a big, fat bastard.
 
2003-12-05 08:17:42 AM
Come on people. Even gay guys like me consider animations of Harry Knowles giving head to be NSFW not to mention Not Safe For Anyone, Not Safe For Sanity, and most certainly Not Safe For Hardons. I am so glad I was alone at work when I spotted that one, so there was no hardon to traumatize, or coworkers to wonder what the hell I'm on to look at that.

At least it wasn't a composite pic using real images of him. Then I'd want the SA crew shot.
 
2003-12-05 08:21:06 AM
Damn you, Aaron Spelling!
 
2003-12-05 08:21:48 AM
Shaddup whinging biatches, Somethingawful rocks.
 
2003-12-05 08:22:19 AM
thats was hilarious and so true.
 
2003-12-05 08:30:46 AM
How long do you think it will be before cliff gets a letter from harry hairshirt complaining?
 
2003-12-05 08:36:07 AM
I like SA.
 
2003-12-05 08:39:45 AM
Take that Gary Knowles. You Fat f*ck.
 
2003-12-05 08:40:48 AM
God, I hate AICN layout...
 
2003-12-05 08:44:26 AM
The larger font thing slayed me.. to quote Not-a-girl, "Take that Gary Knowles. You Fat f*ck."
 
2003-12-05 08:52:03 AM
Can anyone explain to me why the film industry thinks that tub of lard has any credibility at all?
 
2003-12-05 08:53:41 AM
Ha ha! The animation is especially deserving of praise. I used to enjoy AICN a while back, but now it's hella lame. The talkbacks had way too many arseholes, and I couldn't read reviews without cringing at the grammatical errors and lack of flow.
 
2003-12-05 08:56:20 AM
Jessica Alba has sebacious cyst near anus drained

Inspired.
 
2003-12-05 08:57:12 AM
Reminds me of when OldManMurray became "SalaryManMurray" for one million yen courtesy of a Japanese whaling firm.

It's a shame Chet and Erik don't update the site anymore.
 
2003-12-05 08:58:35 AM
Personally I think this is the coolest thing I've seen on SA in a long time. The chooseth thy own adventure one is the one that got me laughing.

What Manner Of Faggotry Is This?


SA is gods gift to sarcastic geeks
 
2003-12-05 09:02:15 AM
ooooh cat fight!

or cock fight... whatever.
 
2003-12-05 09:02:17 AM
This is like horse shiat telling dog shiat it stinks.
 
2003-12-05 09:04:13 AM
That the image on the top left is NSFW.
 
2003-12-05 09:04:30 AM
thumbs up
 
2003-12-05 09:06:07 AM
Wow, pick between AICN (which sucks) and SA (which sucks). SA gets marks for ambition in this case, but given their penchant for vulgarity and poopy jokes, I think I'll leave this at a draw.
 
2003-12-05 09:07:20 AM
Attention MODS!
This link needs a NSFW designation, pronto.
 
2003-12-05 09:08:33 AM
CappyGoat, I also miss old man murray.
 
2003-12-05 09:10:24 AM
I will admit to never really reading Something Awful and especially not AICN, but this did get a chuckle out of me.
 
2003-12-05 09:11:27 AM
Haiku: Yeah, that one's good...

The Vnfortvnate Drivebye of Lord Tvpac Shakvr
 
2003-12-05 09:12:15 AM
I thought this was hilarious and I LIKE AICN.

-although Dark Horizons beats it any day of the week.
 
2003-12-05 09:22:49 AM
Ooo.. look, a mean nerd making fun of a fat geek.

/got nothing
 
2003-12-05 09:29:15 AM
AND RIGHT BEFORE BNAT5...YOU BASTARDS. OH WELL, I'LL BE THERE AND YOU WON'T!!! HAHAHAHA!
 
2003-12-05 09:30:30 AM
Well done... It's everything I hate about the site.

Harry doesn't know he's become a toy for the studios... Dangle a virtual donut before him: give him some "exclusive" access, intentionally leak some "insider" goodies, convince him he's pulling one over on Hollywood and truly effecting change... and you've got yourself a key to the wallets of drooling fanboys across the land.

Harry and followers are blind to the fact that they are part of a herd of sheep that is so easily pandered to.

I like the majority of media discussed on the site but somehow I don't pitch a tent at every tidbit that floats Harry's way or sound the klaxons when a Warchowski brother or Chris Carter farts.

The films and shows all come out eventually... what's the rush to disect and opine?
 
2003-12-05 09:39:54 AM
JAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
2003-12-05 09:42:18 AM
That is excellent. fark all you SA haters.

It's too bad they didn't lampoon the AICN talkback sections;

"Larry, you fat farking-fark, how much did the W-farking-B farking pay you to write a positive farking review of Matr-farking-ix Reblowed? You fat-fark."
 
2003-12-05 09:45:18 AM
Close, but they need an unreadable font/background combination combined with a 50-50 chance of a blue screen of death after looking at the site.

Plus this loaded too fast.
 
2003-12-05 09:48:37 AM
Ew. I didn't need to see that animated gif, deeply appropriate though it may be.

Right on, Kevbo
 
2003-12-05 09:51:58 AM
I dunno. I think something awful is chock full of shiatty goodness too, so I could give less than two farks about what they think about AICN.
 
2003-12-05 09:53:45 AM
"sebacious cyst"... did that develop during the filming of "HONEY"?
 
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