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(The Week)   Well played, America: Romney's final vote tally projected to be 47%   (theweek.com) divider line 104
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2012-11-22 07:51:25 PM
Why do you suppose I've been calling them 47-percenters for the last month?

Because they are lazy, stupid, greedy and sucking the life blood out of America? Well, yes. That too.

They're so deep in denial they don't realize that those social security cheques and Medicare cheques that they've been Tea Partying to protect qualify them for membership in Romney's 47%. In fact, all of them are far more expensive that the Democratic 47%.

I say means-test their fat white asses like the termite queens they are*.

WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND He IS US.

*Not literally. But you could claw back money from the households with more than enough money to retire without medicare and social security and give to those who worked all their lives and then lost it all to an outsourcing or an off-shoring or simply an M&A or bankruptcy.
 
2012-11-22 08:00:48 PM
God may not be a Democrat, but he is DEFINITELY not a Republican.

As he told the Prophet Ezekiel:

Ezekiel 16:48-50
King James Version (KJV)

48 As I live, saith the Lord God, Sodom thy sister hath not done, she nor her daughters, as thou hast done, thou and thy daughters.
49 Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.
50 And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good.


Word. Red Letter, baby! The Republican Party platform is worse than the Sins of Sodom. God told me so. In the first person, through his second greatest prophet after Isaiah.

I'm guessing that God is an Independent voter who leans Democratic when they stand up for the liberal democratic values that once guided the Republic and have been abandoned by the Equestrian classes.

Bite me, God-Botherers. You're bothering the Wrong God.

Go on a diet, get down to work and help the poor get out of the poverty you pushed them into and maybe, just maybe, Michelle Obama can find you some sackcloth and ashes to wear while you get down to injustice fighing weight.
 
2012-11-22 08:35:30 PM

brantgoose:
Go on a diet, get down to work and help the poor get out of the poverty you pushed them into and maybe, just maybe, Michelle Obama can find you some sackcloth and ashes to wear while you get down to injustice fighing weight.


The cities were destroyed because they were inhospitable to strangers.

The strangers to whom Abraham had shown hospitality just three days after circumcising himself.


/Of course, the Deity is not very happy with the "deport-all-the-Messicans"-type Republicans, either.
 
2012-11-25 01:33:03 AM
The Book of Ecclesiastes
 
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