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(Clarion-Ledger)   Your Fark-ready headline of the day - Caught on camera: Picayune man charged with stealing three pens at Slidell sheriff's office   (clarionledger.com) divider line 57
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2012-11-21 10:34:52 AM  
About 3 people here will get that headline.
 
2012-11-21 10:36:26 AM  
Um...ok
 
2012-11-21 10:55:21 AM  
That is pretty picayune of him.
 
2012-11-21 11:45:25 AM  
cleptopenia
 
2012-11-21 12:00:30 PM  

Sybarite: cleptopenia


Plastic or flesh?
 
2012-11-21 12:25:03 PM  
This is worth more than ten seconds of anybody's time?
 
2012-11-21 12:36:50 PM  

flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.


enlighten us then
 
2012-11-21 12:36:59 PM  
Why the long face.
 
2012-11-21 12:37:38 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-21 12:39:56 PM  

reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then


one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"
 
2012-11-21 12:42:24 PM  

suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 12:42:32 PM  
I want my country back.
 
2012-11-21 12:42:58 PM  
i125.photobucket.com

?

/got nothin
 
2012-11-21 12:43:24 PM  
Wow, that's like $3. It probably cost several hundred dollars to investigate this.

Well as long as justice is served.... HA HA
 
2012-11-21 12:43:27 PM  
For Fark purposes I would have gone with "Man Arrested for Picayune Crime
 
2012-11-21 12:44:38 PM  

ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]


is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es
 
2012-11-21 12:45:34 PM  
A perfect example about what is wrong with the legal system. Make a big deal about small crap and then ignore completely the serious problems.
 
2012-11-21 12:47:08 PM  
www.luminomagazine.com

He left the stapler, though.
 
2012-11-21 12:48:32 PM  

BigNumber12: [i125.photobucket.com image 652x352]

?

/got nothin


damn you!
 
2012-11-21 12:48:33 PM  

suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es


Oblig


i0.kym-cdn.com

AND

farm3.staticflickr.com


then to top it all off......


serenity.stfu-noob.net
 
2012-11-21 12:49:33 PM  
This guy was no Sharpie.
 
2012-11-21 12:50:20 PM  

suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"


one other is "half a real"
 
2012-11-21 12:51:25 PM  

Arnprior Joe: BigNumber12: [i125.photobucket.com image 652x352]

?

/got nothin

damn you!



I typically lose those races, so I refuse to apologize for my victory.
 
2012-11-21 12:53:56 PM  

ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]


awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)
 
2012-11-21 01:00:15 PM  
If they were Zebra pens, then I'd be pissed. If I borrow you my Zebra pen, you bet your ass I'm gonna tax you as you instinctively put it in your pocket when your done using it.
 
2012-11-21 01:00:57 PM  
Part of the Pen 15 club?
 
2012-11-21 01:05:19 PM  
It was just a prank.
 
2012-11-21 01:05:24 PM  

flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.


Lol I would have thought less

I've never heard anyone actually use the word in speech

/only knew the definition because I was born there and looked it up
 
2012-11-21 01:06:37 PM  
Slidell's wiki page has no reference to a town motto. Let it be: "Steal a pen, go to jail."
 
2012-11-21 01:10:13 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-21 01:20:34 PM  
Well, I got it.
 
2012-11-21 01:27:44 PM  
He probably just took them so he could draw in the rest of his beard.
 
2012-11-21 01:27:51 PM  

buckler: Well, I got it.


Good thing or suthrnrunt would be all up your ass.
 
2012-11-21 01:31:13 PM  

flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.


You're so meta....
 
2012-11-21 01:32:43 PM  
hang'm!
 
2012-11-21 01:32:53 PM  

ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]


You're always one step ahead of me, Space Boy.
 
2012-11-21 01:35:27 PM  
arrested after being caught on surveillance video detaching pens from metal chains and putting them into his pocket

Why the fark would you do that anyway? Are they really nice pens or something?
 
2012-11-21 01:38:28 PM  

ChipNASA: buckler: Well, I got it.

Good thing or suthrnrunt would be all up your ass.


suthrnrunt butthurt?

/Buttchugger?
 
2012-11-21 01:39:22 PM  

suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]

awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)


Ya know. It started out and I was all "I like this thread. Thanks to Suthrn, people will get over the headline joke and proceed with the references!"

Then you got all serious like this was the politics tab and now I want to leave. So ... thanks. You're great.
 
2012-11-21 01:40:02 PM  

abhorrent1: arrested after being caught on surveillance video detaching pens from metal chains and putting them into his pocket

Why the fark would you do that anyway? Are they really nice pens or something?


Just because...

www.theage.com.au
 
2012-11-21 01:49:44 PM  

BeesNuts: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]

awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)

Ya know. It started out and I was all "I like this thread. Thanks to Suthrn, people will get over the headline joke and proceed with the references!"

Then you got all serious like this was the politics tab and now I want to leave. So ... thanks. You're great.


I Feel Ya BeesNuts

fc03.deviantart.net 

/maybe *someone* will crack a smile from that one.
 
2012-11-21 01:54:05 PM  

Godscrack: I want my country back.


Pokey Poke
 
2012-11-21 01:59:42 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: For Fark purposes I would have gone with "Man Arrested for Picayune Crime


But it happened in Slidell.
 
2012-11-21 02:07:48 PM  
How petty.
 
2012-11-21 02:10:57 PM  

BeesNuts: et image 674x483]

awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)

Ya know. It started out and I was all "I like this thread. Thanks to Suthrn, people will get over the headline joke and proceed with the references!"

Then you got all serious like this was the politics tab and now I want to leave. So ... thanks. You're great.


bye. don't let the door hit you on your @$$ on the way out.
 
2012-11-21 02:11:33 PM  

jigger


But it happened in Slidell.


Yes, I know. The words in my example headline were capitalized so the adjective and the name of the place would look the same (since they are somewhat related).
 
TWX
2012-11-21 02:17:47 PM  

obamadidcoke: Wow, that's like $3. It probably cost several hundred dollars to investigate this.

Well as long as justice is served.... HA HA


Investigations are generally a sunk cost, the officers as employees would have been paid for their time whether or not they arrested him.

As for the theft of three pens, they probably could have hit him with vandalism if they'd wanted to. The pens were chained down so that someone couldn't accidentally make off with them. He chose to be a douchebag and intentionally steal them anyway, effectively vandalizing the public space by denying its use in the way that it was intended.

The whole incident is terminally stupid; it's stupid to go into a law enforcement building and to steal something while inside.
 
2012-11-21 02:18:51 PM  
An eye for an eye, the cops should take 3 of his farkin pens
 
2012-11-21 03:08:38 PM  

ChipNASA: BeesNuts: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: ChipNASA: suthrnrunt: reillan: flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.

enlighten us then

one of the definitions of picayune is "something trivial"

[i.imgur.com image 827x431]

is that sarcasm i smell.... nope, just meaningless shiat flowing from both your @$$es

Oblig

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 311x311]

AND

[farm3.staticflickr.com image 410x361]


then to top it all off......


[serenity.stfu-noob.net image 674x483]

awe how cute. you are doing all this just for me. course a troll will try to troll.
too bad that I've fed you all i intend to.
by the way.. how's the view from your mom's basement? :)

Ya know. It started out and I was all "I like this thread. Thanks to Suthrn, people will get over the headline joke and proceed with the references!"

Then you got all serious like this was the politics tab and now I want to leave. So ... thanks. You're great.

I Feel Ya BeesNuts

[fc03.deviantart.net image 850x812] 

/maybe *someone* will crack a smile from that one.


About 3 people in this thread will get that reference.
 
2012-11-21 03:22:40 PM  

flucto: About 3 people here will get that headline.


I would hope more than that do, considering it was in one of our vocab books when I was in High School
 
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