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2012-11-21 11:28:05 AM  
1) anything
 
2012-11-21 11:32:45 AM  
Either this is almost as bad as those "10 things you didn't know about Star Trek (but everybody already knew them)" threads, or I'm a bigger Saved By The Bell nerd than I realized.
 
2012-11-21 11:49:43 AM  

serial_crusher: Either this is almost as bad as those "10 things you didn't know about Star Trek (but everybody already knew them)" threads, or I'm a bigger Saved By The Bell nerd than I realized.


Same here. I knew at least seven of those things ad remembered the other three after reading them.

And Rod Belding was a douche
 
2012-11-21 11:54:31 AM  
1. Kelly is hot.
2-10. See #1
 
2012-11-21 12:09:09 PM  
There were behind-the-scenes orgies? Tell me there were orgies.
 
2012-11-21 12:09:55 PM  
SCREECH: Were you in the shiat?
MR. BELDING: Yeah... I was in the shiat.
 
2012-11-21 12:11:32 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: 1. Kelly is was hot.
Link

 
I mean, she's still cute, but she was exceptional. My wife can't stand her for some reason.
 
2012-11-21 12:11:58 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: 1. Kelly is hot.
2-10. See #1


We already knew this.
 
2012-11-21 12:12:25 PM  

serial_crusher: Either this is almost as bad as those "10 things you didn't know about Star Trek (but everybody already knew them)" threads, or I'm a bigger Saved By The Bell nerd than I realized.


Yeah I got half of those and I was like 6 when I watched that show. And I don't even nostalgiagasm when it's on like everyone else.

/the show had pretty girls and thats about it.
 
2012-11-21 12:13:44 PM  
11. The porn parody with Ashlyn Rae as Kelly Kapowski is pretty good.

/Google it
 
2012-11-21 12:19:50 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: 1. Kelly is hot.
2-10. See #1


It's the giant head. It holds in the heat better.
 
2012-11-21 12:22:10 PM  
Considering they had an entire episode dedicated to Zack discovering his Native American ancestry, I'd say this list can suck my dick.

/Didn't know the Belding-in-the-service thing though.
 
2012-11-21 12:23:06 PM  

VRaptor117: 11. The porn parody with Ashlyn Rae as Kelly Kapowski is pretty good.

/Google it


The porn parody with Elizabeth Berkeley as Elizabeth Berkeley is pretty good. Google it: striptease.
 
2012-11-21 12:23:09 PM  

olddeegee: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 1. Kelly is was hot.
Link 
I mean, she's still cute, but she was exceptional. My wife can't stand her for some reason.


Your wife cant stand her because you think shes cute.

my wife is still pissed off at me for a dream SHE had about me hooking up with Hayden Pantierre.

and yeah most of these are hardly obscure.
 
2012-11-21 12:23:37 PM  
 
2012-11-21 12:25:43 PM  
I'm so excited!
 
2012-11-21 12:26:27 PM  
I didn't know 6 or 7, but I knew the rest.
 
2012-11-21 12:27:53 PM  
11. It began the downfall of TV.
 
2012-11-21 12:29:03 PM  

serial_crusher: Either this is almost as bad as those "10 things you didn't know about Star Trek (but everybody already knew them)" threads, or I'm a bigger Saved By The Bell nerd than I realized.


Nah, I watched it for awhile. I thought all the women were hot, especially LIsa. I didn't watch it THAT much, though, and I knew about Belding's brother, had heard all the 'war' references, I think I knew about Screech's mother, the lingerie and the $1 kisses. The rest is about as "interesting" towards the show as the people who get on IMDB and get "trivia" submissions like "There is a car that drives by in one scene and the actors in the movie all own cars".

Rally someone needs to tell these guys that they don't have to put out a full website every SINGLE day, if there isn't something interesting to post, don't post boring ass shiat like this just to take up space.
 
2012-11-21 12:30:07 PM  

Dr Dreidel: 11. It was Zack Morris' dreamworld escape from his depressing life?


www.legalproductivity.com
 
2012-11-21 12:31:07 PM  
You have now reached the ednd of the internet. Please turn off your computer and go outside. Thank you.
 
2012-11-21 12:39:58 PM  

Dr Dreidel: 11. It was Zack Morris' dreamworld escape from his depressing life?


Sorry, but holy hell that was a stupid interpretation of a theme song that someone only spent an hour of time writing.
 
2012-11-21 12:46:17 PM  
tb;dr
 
2012-11-21 12:48:01 PM  
Some people have trouble admitting the shows they liked as kids were actually pretty terrible.
 
2012-11-21 12:52:00 PM  
11. Screech is a douche
 
2012-11-21 12:55:26 PM  

TheOriginalEd: olddeegee: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 1. Kelly is was hot.
Link 
I mean, she's still cute, but she was exceptional. My wife can't stand her for some reason.

Your wife cant stand her because you think shes cute.

my wife is still pissed off at me for a dream SHE had about me hooking up with Hayden Pantierre.

and yeah most of these are hardly obscure.


I had a dream where I had an affair with Natalie Portman. I felt guilty *in the dream* AND my wife found in the dream and I felt even worse.

Told my wife all this in real life and she just alughed at me.

Your ladies need to lighten up.
 
2012-11-21 12:55:30 PM  

thecpt: Dr Dreidel: 11. It was Zack Morris' dreamworld escape from his depressing life?

Sorry, but holy hell that was a stupid interpretation of a theme song that someone only spent an hour of time writing.


I feel like asking how passionately you argue that Greedo shooting first makes Solo a more compelling character, since he's less "I'm bored; START BLASTING" and more "I want to help you, but if you insist on blasting me..." or how you felt any of the Special Footage Lucas added (ringsplosions! that one lizard eating that other lizard during a transition scene in RoTJ! Jabba's meeting with Solo in ANH!).

It's an oddball take on a well-known piece of 80s memorabilia. If it offends your delicate sensibilities, you can resume fapping to Showgirls - no one's judging here.

// it also looks into some of the plot points and a comparison with the original "Miss Bliss' Kids" show (which SBTB was spun from), so good job RTFA
// I didn't write it; and I'm a fan of the original SW trilogy, just FYI
 
2012-11-21 12:57:28 PM  
Screech is such an idiot. Why didn't they just kill him.
 
2012-11-21 01:02:51 PM  

olddeegee: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 1. Kelly is was hot.
Link 
I mean, she's still cute, but she was exceptional. My wife can't stand her for some reason.


Was?

WAS?

4.bp.blogspot.com

farm3.staticflickr.com

I won't call you a Studman... you are whatever is a level below it though.
 
2012-11-21 01:13:44 PM  

Dr Dreidel: I feel like asking how passionately you argue that Greedo shooting first makes Solo a more compelling character, since he's less "I'm bored; START BLASTING" and more "I want to help you, but if you insist on blasting me..." or how you felt any of the Special Footage Lucas added (ringsplosions! that one lizard eating that other lizard during a transition scene in RoTJ! Jabba's meeting with Solo in ANH!).

It's an oddball take on a well-known piece of 80s memorabilia. If it offends your delicate sensibilities, you can resume fapping to Showgirls - no one's judging here.

// it also looks into some of the plot points and a comparison with the original "Miss Bliss' Kids" show (which SBTB was spun from), so good job RTFA
// I didn't write it; and I'm a fan of the original SW trilogy, just FYI


No, I read the article and liked where it was going but then it tried to say the proof was in the song like that was the mind equals blown moment. It was just stretching waaaaay too much. And thank you for not judging me for lonely nights watching showgirls on skinemax.

Han shot. Not shot first. But I'm pretty much okay with that stuff. The writer in the article you linked was just way too smug.
 
2012-11-21 01:17:21 PM  
#6 is wrong, There was a draft from 1942 to 1975.
 
2012-11-21 01:17:44 PM  
This came on before it on Saturday mornings, and was a lot better.

www.tvshowsondvd.com
 
2012-11-21 01:23:00 PM  

browntimmy: Some people have trouble admitting the shows they liked as kids were actually pretty terrible.


And knowing is half the battle.
 
2012-11-21 01:27:02 PM  

borg: #6 is wrong, There was a draft from 1942 to 1975.


it was a low-level general draft primarily intended for keeping a certain minimum number of personnel in place. in 1969 they got the meat grinder cranked up full tilt, on account of how they'd seen this whole dramatic drop in both number of personnel available(due to combat), and number of people responding to the draft(again, due to combat but not in the same way).
 
2012-11-21 01:27:10 PM  

borg: #6 is wrong, There was a draft from 1942 to 1975.


I didn't realize 1968 fell outside of 1942-1975 


/Unless you're being incredibly pedantic
 
2012-11-21 01:28:06 PM  

Dr Dreidel: thecpt: Dr Dreidel: 11. It was Zack Morris' dreamworld escape from his depressing life?

Sorry, but holy hell that was a stupid interpretation of a theme song that someone only spent an hour of time writing.

I feel like asking how passionately you argue that Greedo shooting first makes Solo a more compelling character, since he's less "I'm bored; START BLASTING" and more "I want to help you, but if you insist on blasting me..." or how you felt any of the Special Footage Lucas added (ringsplosions! that one lizard eating that other lizard during a transition scene in RoTJ! Jabba's meeting with Solo in ANH!).

It's an oddball take on a well-known piece of 80s memorabilia. If it offends your delicate sensibilities, you can resume fapping to Showgirls - no one's judging here.

// it also looks into some of the plot points and a comparison with the original "Miss Bliss' Kids" "Good Morning Miss Bliss" show (which SBTB was spun from), so good job RTFA
// I didn't write it; and I'm a fan of the original SW trilogy, just FYI

 
2012-11-21 01:33:47 PM  

The Incredible Sexual Egg: borg: #6 is wrong, There was a draft from 1942 to 1975.

I didn't realize 1968 fell outside of 1942-1975 


/Unless you're being incredibly pedantic


I think they were talking about the draft lottery which started in January, 1969.
 
2012-11-21 01:41:34 PM  
11. I'm watching it right now (Vh1). It's the classic behind the music episode

Kelly definitely hit her peak hotness in those Malibu sands episodes btw

H31N0US: VRaptor117: 11. The porn parody with Ashlyn Rae as Kelly Kapowski is pretty good.

/Google it

The porn parody with Elizabeth Berkeley as Elizabeth Berkeley is pretty good. Google it: striptease.


It's actually Showgirls
 
2012-11-21 01:42:10 PM  

HempHead: The Incredible Sexual Egg: borg: #6 is wrong, There was a draft from 1942 to 1975.

I didn't realize 1968 fell outside of 1942-1975 


/Unless you're being incredibly pedantic

I think they were talking about the draft lottery which started in January, 1969.


Patrick Ewing was the first taken. Thanks to a frozen envelope.
 
2012-11-21 01:48:53 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: This came on before it on Saturday mornings, and was a lot better.

[www.tvshowsondvd.com image 375x536]


it was more realistic.
 
2012-11-21 01:49:14 PM  
For someone would spent far too much time spankin to Elizabeth Berkeley, Showgirls was a gift from the Heavens.
 
2012-11-21 01:57:43 PM  

StinkyFiddlewinks: For someone would spent far too much time spankin to Elizabeth Berkeley, Showgirls was a gift from the Heavens.


The scene in the pool ruined my Elizabeth Berkley fantasy for ever.
 
2012-11-21 01:57:57 PM  

StinkyFiddlewinks: For someone would spent far too much time spankin to Elizabeth Berkeley, Showgirls was a gift from the Heavens.


I'll never forget my college roommate's review of Showgirls: "There was no plot, and the nudity wore thin after the first hour and a half."
 
2012-11-21 02:02:47 PM  

NotoriousW.O.P: StinkyFiddlewinks: For someone would spent far too much time spankin to Elizabeth Berkeley, Showgirls was a gift from the Heavens.

I'll never forget my college roommate's review of Showgirls: "There was no plot, and the nudity wore thin after the first hour and a half."


Yeah, but Gina Gershon.

/I'd watch a 3 hour movie of her watching paint dry in a parka
 
2012-11-21 02:08:32 PM  

titwrench: StinkyFiddlewinks: For someone would spent far too much time spankin to Elizabeth Berkeley, Showgirls was a gift from the Heavens.

The scene in the pool ruined my Elizabeth Berkley fantasy for ever.


Can someone link to the GIF of the high kick that shows her clam having an epileptic seizure? I believe LSherm did it once and ... you just can't stop watching it in horror and fascination.
 
2012-11-21 02:10:17 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: browntimmy: Some people have trouble admitting the shows they liked as kids were actually pretty terrible.

And knowing is half the battle.


Oh smurf off.
 
2012-11-21 02:11:50 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: This came on before it on Saturday mornings, and was a lot better.

[www.tvshowsondvd.com image 375x536]


Yes. Yes it was. (There might even be a rip of the episodes floating around on those rushing water type sites.)
 
2012-11-21 02:12:58 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: This came on before it on Saturday mornings, and was a lot better.

[www.tvshowsondvd.com image 375x536]


I thought I was the only person on earth who remembered that show. I loved it!!!

/I wanted to go to that high school.
 
2012-11-21 02:13:47 PM  
1) Herpes
2) Herpes
3) Herpes
4) Herpes
5) Herpes
6) Herpes
7) Herpes
8) Herpes
9) Herpes
10) Fecal choliform bladder infections (Just kidding, it's Herpes.)
 
2012-11-21 02:18:31 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Kangaroo_Ralph: This came on before it on Saturday mornings, and was a lot better.

[www.tvshowsondvd.com image 375x536]

Yes. Yes it was. (There might even be a rip of the episodes floating around on those rushing water type sites.)


i completely forgot about that show. it was pretty ok as i recall.
 
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