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		Shocking new study suggests that people actually like having sex and drinking alcohol. Well, it's certainly better than the other way around (newsfeed.time.com)		49
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utsagrad123		2012-11-21 11:39:14 AM

I wish I got paid to do that study.

Do you know the way to Mordor		2012-11-21 11:39:32 AM

Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?

USCLaw2010		2012-11-21 11:39:57 AM

Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.

No Time To Explain		2012-11-21 11:40:06 AM

Give it time subby, give it time

Arkanaut		2012-11-21 11:40:45 AM

USCLaw2010: Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.

But I was told there was no sex in the Champagne Room.

suthrnrunt		2012-11-21 11:40:52 AM

golden showers could be drinking sex.

WhippingBoy		2012-11-21 11:41:03 AM

Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Jake Havechek		2012-11-21 11:41:04 AM

Red Forman: When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass

TheDirtyNacho		2012-11-21 11:44:50 AM

WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Reminds me of the funniest daily show segment I've seen in awhile.

blatz514		2012-11-21 11:45:25 AM

The hell you say

HindiDiscoMonster		2012-11-21 11:46:23 AM

How does one (with a straight face) go to get funds for a study and say "yeah, I wanna study boozing and boning"

/Inquiring mind want to know...

Ruiizu		2012-11-21 11:47:42 AM

Further proof that no one really "enjoys" Facebook.

95629		2012-11-21 11:47:56 AM

The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?

cherryl taggart		2012-11-21 11:51:26 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: How does one (with a straight face) go to get funds for a study and say "yeah, I wanna study boozing and boning"

/Inquiring mind want to know...

Read that as "liquoring minds want to know," which works as well.

monoski		2012-11-21 11:52:07 AM

"According to the University of Canterbury the field of happiness research is booming, as governments and institutions have become more interested in how to track and measure happiness."

Glad to hear this not my tax dollars at work.

IAMBOB		2012-11-21 11:52:40 AM

95629: The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?

dude, be careful cause you know there's porn of it

Profedius		2012-11-21 11:54:05 AM

When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

FarkedOver		2012-11-21 11:59:10 AM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

My mom is the same way!

wait... what?!

ChubbyTiger		2012-11-21 12:00:18 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

Yes, and she's good with the cheap stuff, too.

SuperChuck		2012-11-21 12:01:19 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

Mine (wife) does that after half a glass. After a full glass she gets sleepy. It's a balancing act to achieve the desired result

BigSnatch		2012-11-21 12:01:43 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

Weird, I've never had an issue turning her on without alcohol.

cleveoh		2012-11-21 12:01:59 PM

Arkanaut: USCLaw2010: Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.

But I was told there was no sex in the Champagne Room.

Is there champagne in the sex room?

vpb		2012-11-21 12:03:35 PM

Do you know the way to Mordor: Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?

Yes, but I think alcohol tastes better, and drinking alcohol is better than having it and not drinking it.
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durbnpoisn		2012-11-21 12:11:07 PM

I actually prefer my sex before drinking. Alcohol dulls the senses. But afterward, I'm a raging alcoholic.

thegod082		2012-11-21 12:14:07 PM

I'm really surprised "gokkun" hasn't been used in this thread yet.

olddeegee		2012-11-21 12:15:04 PM

Before, during, and after. Pfffft, Kids these days!

doloresonthedottedline		2012-11-21 12:24:56 PM

WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

mediablitz		2012-11-21 12:25:53 PM

Religious activities and playing with kids were next in line?

The Catholic church knows how to combine all four...

sid2112		2012-11-21 12:33:26 PM

I am so happy that my tax dollars go to this kind of research.

monoski		2012-11-21 12:34:03 PM

sid2112: I am so happy that my tax dollars go to this kind of research.

You live in New Zealand?

Pair-o-Dice		2012-11-21 12:36:11 PM

doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

wingedkat		2012-11-21 01:02:42 PM

Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.

groppet		2012-11-21 01:03:50 PM

SuperChuck: Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

Mine (wife) does that after half a glass. After a full glass she gets sleepy. It's a balancing act to achieve the desired result

I had a girlfriend like that sometimes if I thought she was drinking too much I would start drinking her drink and water it down.

haterade		2012-11-21 01:27:59 PM

bahahha this is what my thesis is on

FNG		2012-11-21 01:29:18 PM

Came in to say "depends on the girl" but I see that's been taken care of.

Nick Nostril		2012-11-21 01:55:34 PM

Ha! One area of life in which I'm "normal".

/knew there had to be one.

Wittenberg Dropout		2012-11-21 02:00:32 PM

The article gave no explanation for my wife.

frepnog		2012-11-21 02:09:22 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

yeah, my wife gets that way after a drink or two. getting her to stop drinking at that point is the hard part, because after another drink or two she is in the bathroom hurlin' and there will be no play that night.

Barnstormer		2012-11-21 02:39:55 PM

Someday subby will learn that quantity is just as good as quality. Or something like that.

StokeyBob		2012-11-21 02:42:45 PM

I've been hearing the question, "Why do you drink?" for years.

Finally the question is answered with a reasonable answer.

What if this gets out?

StokeyBob		2012-11-21 02:46:20 PM

"Feels good" would have also been an acceptable answer.

Trayal		2012-11-21 02:47:22 PM

doloresonthedottedline: Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Oddly enough, some wives do this to themselves - i.e. they don't understand the benefits of foreplay, try and rush things too quickly, then are upset at their husbands when the experience isn't satisfying.

MythDragon		2012-11-21 02:47:56 PM

Do you know the way to Mordor: Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?

95629: The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?

thatsthejoke.jpg

Eckyhade		2012-11-21 03:04:53 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

Yes we know...especially when you're not around.

Pair-o-Dice		2012-11-21 03:16:05 PM

wingedkat: Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.

That's when it becomes a sexless divorce.

wingedkat		2012-11-21 07:02:15 PM

Pair-o-Dice: wingedkat: Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.

That's when it becomes a sexless divorce.

Indeed. Hopefully in the following relationships the women learn to express their needs more clearly, and the men learn that a good way to ensure regular sex is to make sure their partners are satisfied as well.