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(Time)   Shocking new study suggests that people actually like having sex and drinking alcohol. Well, it's certainly better than the other way around   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 49
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2012-11-21 11:39:14 AM
I wish I got paid to do that study.
 
2012-11-21 11:39:32 AM
Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?
 
2012-11-21 11:39:57 AM
Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.
 
2012-11-21 11:40:06 AM
Give it time subby, give it time
 
2012-11-21 11:40:45 AM

USCLaw2010: Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.


But I was told there was no sex in the Champagne Room.
 
2012-11-21 11:40:52 AM
golden showers could be drinking sex.
 
2012-11-21 11:41:03 AM
Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.
 
2012-11-21 11:41:04 AM
Red Forman: When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass
 
2012-11-21 11:44:50 AM

WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.



Reminds me of the funniest daily show segment I've seen in awhile.
 
2012-11-21 11:45:25 AM
The hell you say
 
2012-11-21 11:46:23 AM
How does one (with a straight face) go to get funds for a study and say "yeah, I wanna study boozing and boning"

/Inquiring mind want to know...
 
2012-11-21 11:47:42 AM
Further proof that no one really "enjoys" Facebook.
 
2012-11-21 11:47:56 AM
The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?
 
2012-11-21 11:51:26 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: How does one (with a straight face) go to get funds for a study and say "yeah, I wanna study boozing and boning"

/Inquiring mind want to know...



Read that as "liquoring minds want to know," which works as well.
 
2012-11-21 11:52:07 AM
"According to the University of Canterbury the field of happiness research is booming, as governments and institutions have become more interested in how to track and measure happiness."

Glad to hear this not my tax dollars at work.
 
2012-11-21 11:52:40 AM

95629: The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?


dude, be careful cause you know there's porn of it
 
2012-11-21 11:54:05 AM
When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.
 
2012-11-21 11:59:10 AM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


My mom is the same way!

wait... what?!
 
2012-11-21 12:00:18 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


Yes, and she's good with the cheap stuff, too.
 
2012-11-21 12:01:19 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


Mine (wife) does that after half a glass. After a full glass she gets sleepy. It's a balancing act to achieve the desired result
 
2012-11-21 12:01:43 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


Weird, I've never had an issue turning her on without alcohol.
 
2012-11-21 12:01:59 PM

Arkanaut: USCLaw2010: Well then I suspect the Champagne Room would be the happiest place in the world.

But I was told there was no sex in the Champagne Room.


Is there champagne in the sex room?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-11-21 12:03:35 PM

Do you know the way to Mordor: Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?


Yes, but I think alcohol tastes better, and drinking alcohol is better than having it and not drinking it.
.
 
2012-11-21 12:11:07 PM
I actually prefer my sex before drinking. Alcohol dulls the senses. But afterward, I'm a raging alcoholic.
 
2012-11-21 12:14:07 PM
I'm really surprised "gokkun" hasn't been used in this thread yet.
 
2012-11-21 12:15:04 PM
Before, during, and after. Pfffft, Kids these days!
 
2012-11-21 12:24:56 PM

WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.


Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.
 
2012-11-21 12:25:53 PM
Religious activities and playing with kids were next in line?

The Catholic church knows how to combine all four...
 
2012-11-21 12:33:26 PM
I am so happy that my tax dollars go to this kind of research.
 
2012-11-21 12:34:03 PM

sid2112: I am so happy that my tax dollars go to this kind of research.


You live in New Zealand?
 
2012-11-21 12:36:11 PM

doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.


Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.
 
2012-11-21 01:02:42 PM

Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.


This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.
 
2012-11-21 01:03:50 PM

SuperChuck: Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.

Mine (wife) does that after half a glass. After a full glass she gets sleepy. It's a balancing act to achieve the desired result


I had a girlfriend like that sometimes if I thought she was drinking too much I would start drinking her drink and water it down.
 
2012-11-21 01:27:59 PM
bahahha this is what my thesis is on
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2012-11-21 01:29:18 PM
Came in to say "depends on the girl" but I see that's been taken care of.
 
2012-11-21 01:55:34 PM
Ha! One area of life in which I'm "normal".

/knew there had to be one.
 
2012-11-21 02:00:32 PM
The article gave no explanation for my wife.
 
2012-11-21 02:09:22 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


yeah, my wife gets that way after a drink or two. getting her to stop drinking at that point is the hard part, because after another drink or two she is in the bathroom hurlin' and there will be no play that night.
 
2012-11-21 02:39:55 PM
Someday subby will learn that quantity is just as good as quality. Or something like that.
 
2012-11-21 02:42:45 PM
I've been hearing the question, "Why do you drink?" for years.

Finally the question is answered with a reasonable answer.

What if this gets out?
 
2012-11-21 02:46:20 PM
"Feels good" would have also been an acceptable answer.
 
2012-11-21 02:47:22 PM

doloresonthedottedline: Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.


Oddly enough, some wives do this to themselves - i.e. they don't understand the benefits of foreplay, try and rush things too quickly, then are upset at their husbands when the experience isn't satisfying.
 
2012-11-21 02:47:56 PM

Do you know the way to Mordor: Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?


95629: The other way around?

Having alcohol and drinking sex?

Wut?


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-11-21 03:04:53 PM

Profedius: When my girlfriend drinks even just one glass of alcohol she gets extremely horny. She is so funny and fun.


Yes we know...especially when you're not around.
 
2012-11-21 03:16:05 PM

wingedkat: Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.


That's when it becomes a sexless divorce.
 
2012-11-21 07:02:15 PM

Pair-o-Dice: wingedkat: Pair-o-Dice: doloresonthedottedline: WhippingBoy: Disclaimer: No married women were included in the study.

Married women like sex. They just can't want sex when they're exhausted and stressed from house work and kids and work. Or they just don't get anything out of sex because their husbands just try to jump right into it and aren't bothering to do things to make sure their wives enjoy it anymore.

Maybe your husband doesn't care if you get yours as long as he gets his.

This is one reason so many married men find themselves in sexless marriages.

That's when it becomes a sexless divorce.


Indeed. Hopefully in the following relationships the women learn to express their needs more clearly, and the men learn that a good way to ensure regular sex is to make sure their partners are satisfied as well.
 
2012-11-21 10:24:20 PM
I'm good either way subby.
 
2012-11-21 10:25:21 PM

Do you know the way to Mordor: Wouldn't unprotected fellatio be drinking sex?


If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a vagina.
 
2012-11-21 11:32:21 PM
"I've got a water bed filled up with elmer's glue."
 
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