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2012-11-21 10:28:42 AM
8 votes:
SHUT UP
i.dailymail.co.uk
AND TAKE MY MONEY
2012-11-21 10:20:23 AM
6 votes:
everybodylovesamakeover.files.wordpress.com
2012-11-21 12:01:23 PM
5 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: 100:1 says she looks far better than whatever the average Farker sticks his pud in once a month.


Not me, I'm a hand model. My hands are beautiful!
2012-11-21 10:37:36 AM
4 votes:
oneguyrambling.com
2012-11-21 10:37:25 AM
4 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-21 10:18:07 AM
4 votes:
"Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it.

Did it years before Madonna
/NSFW (nipples)
2012-11-21 09:14:39 AM
3 votes:

pissedoffmick: "Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it."

this article is ams dildos.



Sorry. Pet Peeve.
2012-11-21 12:50:20 PM
2 votes:

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


Thanks, my dick just retracted so hard it shot out my asshole and kept running.
2012-11-21 12:26:04 PM
2 votes:
i486.photobucket.com
Unsexy old lady is unsexy.
2012-11-21 11:06:12 AM
2 votes:

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


You have officially surpassed Hitler as History's Greatest Monster.
2012-11-21 11:03:57 AM
2 votes:

SkylineRecords: indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

Oh wow. That was pretty vile, I don't think that's even safe for this message board.


Awww. That's unfair. Hot naked chicks are always a motivator on fark. And from my experience, farkers love cougars.

.
...
2012-11-21 10:31:13 AM
2 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: DjangoStonereaver: FTFY

Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.


www.wearysloth.com

Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?
2012-11-21 10:14:11 AM
2 votes:
She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.
2012-11-21 09:24:11 AM
2 votes:

Dancin_In_Anson: Eh...more power to her...now if she'd just shut up and sing.


FTFY
2012-11-21 10:45:02 PM
1 votes:
devilEther
Good one. But when I see Madonna the first thing that comes to mind is:

farm9.staticflickr.com
2012-11-21 02:28:59 PM
1 votes:
So after the Dry and Sour tour she's doing the Gristle and Vein tour
2012-11-21 02:12:50 PM
1 votes:
As I get older I like to try to find people who I feel have aged in a dignified way that I could learn from. Guess Madonna is not that person. My balls would totally hang out of that outfit.

Oh well, i'll keep looking.
2012-11-21 01:28:45 PM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

Thanks, my dick just retracted so hard it shot out my asshole and kept running.


That wasn't your dick.
2012-11-21 12:13:29 PM
1 votes:
put some clothes on, Madge. FFS, you're older than me. Surrounding yourself with a bunch of young men isn't going to change that, even if you do look good.

MeanJean: Gah!
That is farking wince inducing. Seriously, as the owner of a vagina, all I can say is that a pair of super-tight panties with a crotch that tiny would be agonizingly painful.


She must have a constant yeast infection. Hey, you like that, right, guys? Madonna's constantly simmering yeast infection from her tight outfits......
2012-11-21 11:56:30 AM
1 votes:
100:1 says she looks far better than whatever the average Farker sticks his pud in once a month.
2012-11-21 11:27:56 AM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Hm. I think she looks fine for a woman pushing 60.

2012-11-21 11:26:27 AM
1 votes:
Madge and her vadge.
2012-11-21 11:25:53 AM
1 votes:
DAMMIT GRANDMA.
2012-11-21 11:15:47 AM
1 votes:
Seriously though, that's clearly skin-skin contact there...

It gives the impression that her vagina has turned into a singularity and the rest of reality is starting to slowly collapse inside of it...
2012-11-21 10:54:15 AM
1 votes:
Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...
2012-11-21 10:50:31 AM
1 votes:

Psycoholic_Slag: Prank Monkey: She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.

Also prevents whistling.


You know why the crack in your but is vertical instead of horizontal?
So it doesn't go bbbbbbbbbb when you go down the slide.

Loved Madonna in the 80's.
Now, not so much.
2012-11-21 10:39:52 AM
1 votes:

kumanoki:


I love this track.
2012-11-21 10:24:37 AM
1 votes:
So Kabbalah is the skimpy clothes branch of Judaism, right?
2012-11-21 10:19:58 AM
1 votes:
Look at me! It's SEX!!! How shocking!!! I'm shocking you! Look! LOOK, DAMN YOU! LOOOOOOOK!
2012-11-21 10:18:17 AM
1 votes:
Now I'm blind, thanks subby!
2012-11-21 09:16:54 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: pissedoffmick: "Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it."

this article is ams dildos.


Sorry. Pet Peeve Peave.


FTFY
2012-11-21 08:14:15 AM
1 votes:
Okay I didn't need to see that.
 
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