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2012-11-21 11:17:10 AM  
Hm. I think she looks fine for a woman pushing 60.
 
2012-11-21 11:21:40 AM  
Regardless of her motive it is impossible to believe this was not deliberate. A costume designer would have to go out of their way to make that happen.

And even if it were a "wardrobe malfunction" the pictures are too close to not have been released by her own management.
 
2012-11-21 11:23:01 AM  
She's no Nina Hartley, that's for damn sure
 
2012-11-21 11:25:53 AM  
DAMMIT GRANDMA.
 
2012-11-21 11:26:27 AM  
Madge and her vadge.
 
2012-11-21 11:27:08 AM  

xtalman: LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY

Clicked to see if someone would come up with the PS for this and leaving satisfied, unlike looking at the old lady in clothing designed for a 20 year old.

/old guy who keeps my shirt on much more then in my younger years.


Me too.
 
2012-11-21 11:27:56 AM  

ZeroCorpse: Hm. I think she looks fine for a woman pushing 60.

 
2012-11-21 11:30:52 AM  

Freakin Rican: ZeroCorpse: Hm. I think she looks fine for a woman pushing 60.


Her beef curtains are overlapping. She's aged well, but not enough to wear a sexy Halloween costume.
 
2012-11-21 11:31:27 AM  

JokerMattly: indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

You have officially surpassed Hitler as History's Greatest Monster.


Really? I imagine that hopefully in hell, this all the kind of porn Hitler gets.
 
2012-11-21 11:32:33 AM  

walrusonion: She's no Nina Hartley, that's for damn sure


Nina Hartley graduated magna cum laude with a degree in nursing (I thought she had a doctorate, so my intention was to FTFY with a "DR. Nina Hartley", but alas). Hartley also has done more to promote healthy sex (and healthy views of sex) than Madonna's all-sex-all-the-time.

// which is ironic for several reasons
 
2012-11-21 11:37:24 AM  
Gah!

That is farking wince inducing. Seriously, as the owner of a vagina, all I can say is that a pair of super-tight panties with a crotch that tiny would be agonizingly painful.
 
2012-11-21 11:39:32 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-21 11:40:48 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
kab
2012-11-21 11:42:45 AM  
Apparently someone at the dailyfail just learned what the dodge tool is for.
 
2012-11-21 11:54:57 AM  
*clicks link*

i63.photobucket.com 

/Props to Gawdzilla.
 
2012-11-21 11:56:30 AM  
100:1 says she looks far better than whatever the average Farker sticks his pud in once a month.
 
2012-11-21 12:01:23 PM  

Insatiable Jesus: 100:1 says she looks far better than whatever the average Farker sticks his pud in once a month.


Not me, I'm a hand model. My hands are beautiful!
 
2012-11-21 12:13:29 PM  
put some clothes on, Madge. FFS, you're older than me. Surrounding yourself with a bunch of young men isn't going to change that, even if you do look good.

MeanJean: Gah!
That is farking wince inducing. Seriously, as the owner of a vagina, all I can say is that a pair of super-tight panties with a crotch that tiny would be agonizingly painful.


She must have a constant yeast infection. Hey, you like that, right, guys? Madonna's constantly simmering yeast infection from her tight outfits......
 
2012-11-21 12:14:18 PM  

indarwinsshadow: K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regul


Just so ya know, there is a special place in hell reserved just for you for posting that picture. *shudders*
 
2012-11-21 12:26:04 PM  
i486.photobucket.com
Unsexy old lady is unsexy.
 
2012-11-21 12:36:32 PM  

Smashed Hat: Okay I didn't need to see that.

 
2012-11-21 12:39:41 PM  
Approves:

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/really? I'm the first?
 
2012-11-21 12:50:20 PM  

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


Thanks, my dick just retracted so hard it shot out my asshole and kept running.
 
2012-11-21 12:58:41 PM  
Dear God....

I think that would put He Who Must Not Be Named to shame.

I still miss "G".
 
2012-11-21 01:19:11 PM  
The sad fact of Madonna has always been that she was never that talented. She doesn't sing particularly well, and she doesn't dance particularly well, but she worked her ass off and went pretty far with relatively little. And I respect that.

Age is exposing it, though, and she's not coping with it. No amount of hard work is going to make you 30 years younger.

/ Badly aging rock star is badly aging...
 
2012-11-21 01:28:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

Thanks, my dick just retracted so hard it shot out my asshole and kept running.


That wasn't your dick.
 
2012-11-21 01:40:32 PM  
When she laid on the ground, I wasn't sure if we were supposed to be turned on or call help because a grandma fell down and couldn't get back up?
 
2012-11-21 01:48:37 PM  

Lipspinach: Dancin_In_Anson: SixPaperJoint: Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?

I dig Like a Prayer. The gospel choir is the hook on that one.

I am in agreeance on that one.

don't tell anybody I said that


As a straight thirty year old man, I have no qualms cranking that up in the car if it comes on Pandora. Granted it was my 'Power of Love' 80's station, but it's just good fun!
 
2012-11-21 01:49:29 PM  
Good grooming, "smart" business sense, actually cares about her fans sometimes ... what's not to like?

She's always been needy and obnoxious, that's for sure. Just ask Guy Ritchie or Vanilla Ice or David Letterman, for starters.

I can only wonder what went down between her and Justin Timberlake - "accidentally" stepped on Jessica's gown, did she?
 
2012-11-21 01:53:33 PM  
Why is there a camera in there in the first pic? With fingers...
 
2012-11-21 02:10:25 PM  

LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY


If you are going to do it, do it right.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 02:12:50 PM  
As I get older I like to try to find people who I feel have aged in a dignified way that I could learn from. Guess Madonna is not that person. My balls would totally hang out of that outfit.

Oh well, i'll keep looking.
 
2012-11-21 02:15:56 PM  
What a gracefully aging rock star might look like...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-21 02:28:59 PM  
So after the Dry and Sour tour she's doing the Gristle and Vein tour
 
2012-11-21 02:59:19 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why is there a camera in there in the first pic? With fingers...


I imagine because this was a photo shoot done specifically to illustrate this "problem".
 
2012-11-21 03:26:29 PM  

indarwinsshadow: K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


Okay, you made me go to my phone out of sheer, morbid curiosity.

I regret it now. Jeebus.
 
2012-11-21 03:32:30 PM  

Dr Dreidel: walrusonion: She's no Nina Hartley, that's for damn sure

Nina Hartley graduated magna cum laude with a degree in nursing (I thought she had a doctorate, so my intention was to FTFY with a "DR. Nina Hartley", but alas). Hartley also has done more to promote healthy sex (and healthy views of sex) than Madonna's all-sex-all-the-time.

// which is ironic for several reasons


Nina's very high on the list of celebrities I'd love to meet and know. I think I've only seen one interview from her that wasn't that good, and that was more on account of the interviewers being complete c***s, so to speak.

/and yes, I'd love to do her
//same way I'd love to do plenty of other women of all shapes and sizes
///variety - the spice of life
 
2012-11-21 03:36:10 PM  

Balchinian: LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY

If you are going to do it, do it right.

[i.imgur.com image 634x803]


So, how much she gave you?
 
2012-11-21 03:42:02 PM  
I have no problem with her still performing. I have a problem when she tries to create controversy instead of performing.
 
2012-11-21 04:02:08 PM  
I actually enjoy Madonna, at least her old stuff, but she needs to go back to not shaving her armpits just like in my teenaged memories

FAP
 
2012-11-21 04:04:20 PM  
Meh. She's wearing a thong, big deal.

Oh, wait...um, I stand corrected.
 
2012-11-21 04:04:50 PM  

Artcurus: Dear God....

I think that would put He Who Must Not Be Named to shame.

I still miss "G".


I just had to add; same here, man, same here. Without The Master's Giant Book of Unspeakable Evil, FARK lost a good chunk of it's (complete lack of) soul.

Ahh... well... welcome to LeFark. Kinder, gentler... and completely tasteless. Had I found this site now... I don't think it'd be as much of my life as it was back then.
 
2012-11-21 04:11:51 PM  
I'd still hit it...
 
kab
2012-11-21 04:12:18 PM  

soj4life: I have no problem with her still performing. I have a problem when she tries to create controversy instead of performing.


Her entire career is built on controversy. And really, unless you're a fan of her music, you shouldn't have a problem with anything she does.
 
2012-11-21 04:45:12 PM  
I'd like to have Madonna's face person. The one who takes care of her complexion. Her skin looks fantastic for a woman in her 50's.
 
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2012-11-21 04:47:00 PM  

Jedekai: Artcurus: Dear God....

I think that would put He Who Must Not Be Named to shame.

I still miss "G".

I just had to add; same here, man, same here. Without The Master's Giant Book of Unspeakable Evil, FARK lost a good chunk of it's (complete lack of) soul.

Ahh... well... welcome to LeFark. Kinder, gentler... and completely tasteless. Had I found this site now... I don't think it'd be as much of my life as it was back then.


I agree. Just not the same anymore.
 
2012-11-21 04:53:24 PM  
she looks like present day nina hartly. would hit both
 
2012-11-21 05:05:52 PM  

aspAddict: indarwinsshadow: K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

Okay, you made me go to my phone out of sheer, morbid curiosity.

I regret it now. Jeebus.


Yeah, she's a doozy isn't she?
 
2012-11-21 06:30:15 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Nina Hartley graduated magna cum laude


I'll bet she did.
 
2012-11-21 06:30:25 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Madge vag.
 
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