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2012-11-21 08:14:15 AM
Okay I didn't need to see that.
 
2012-11-21 08:21:47 AM
Madonna needs an intervention.
 
2012-11-21 08:30:50 AM
nudity during a concert in Florida?

Jim Morrison is unimpressed.

Also, I'm not really sure what the point of the article was. Madonna wears skimpy outfits during her concerts? Oh my, I had no idea - oh wait, I did. I still don't like her music enough to buy a ticket.
 
2012-11-21 08:44:58 AM
Physically (from the neck down, anyway), Madonna can still pull off the sexy clothing.

Unfortunately, that doesn't change the fact that she is a 50+ year old millionaire trying desperately to
be edgy and hip, and no matter how obsessively you work you the years rob you of that.
 
2012-11-21 08:52:47 AM
"Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it."

this article is dildos.
 
2012-11-21 09:14:39 AM

pissedoffmick: "Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it."

this article is ams dildos.



Sorry. Pet Peeve.
 
2012-11-21 09:16:54 AM

Sybarite: pissedoffmick: "Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it."

this article is ams dildos.


Sorry. Pet Peeve Peave.


FTFY
 
2012-11-21 09:20:12 AM
Eh...more power to her...now if she'd just shut up and sing.
 
2012-11-21 09:24:11 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Eh...more power to her...now if she'd just shut up and sing.


FTFY
 
2012-11-21 09:26:59 AM
She looks like she's in pretty great shape for her mid-50s. She's worth millions. She can do whatever the fcuck she wants.

I don't like her music, and never did...but I can't knock her busniess savvy.
 
2012-11-21 09:27:57 AM
meh, she doesn't look bad at all for her age. In a consequence free environment, just me and her for one night and a few beers, I can't say I wouldn't hit that.
 
2012-11-21 09:33:41 AM

DjangoStonereaver: FTFY


Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.
 
2012-11-21 09:43:02 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: DjangoStonereaver: FTFY

Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.


They you're a better man than I am, Dancin_In_Anson.

/Never liked her music or her stage persona.
 
2012-11-21 09:55:14 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Eh...more power to her...now if she'd just shut up and sing.


White-knighting Madonna. Now I've seen just about everything.

I think there was a dialog in Reservoir Dogs that would also apply here.
 
2012-11-21 10:13:59 AM
If this picture was taken in 1980 it would have been very relevant to my interests. Now, it's just a sad trainwreck. Though admittedly she doesn't look too bad for her age. And I can't see every muscle, sinew and vein in her arms anymore. Whew!
 
2012-11-21 10:14:05 AM

Generation_D: I think there was a dialog in Reservoir Dogs that would also apply here.


Hence - Like a virgin.....
 
2012-11-21 10:14:11 AM
She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.
 
2012-11-21 10:18:07 AM
"Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it.

Did it years before Madonna
/NSFW (nipples)
 
2012-11-21 10:18:17 AM
Now I'm blind, thanks subby!
 
2012-11-21 10:18:49 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: DjangoStonereaver: FTFY

Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.


That's quite the endorsement of her music.
 
2012-11-21 10:19:09 AM

Prank Monkey: She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.


Also prevents whistling.
 
2012-11-21 10:19:58 AM
Look at me! It's SEX!!! How shocking!!! I'm shocking you! Look! LOOK, DAMN YOU! LOOOOOOOK!
 
2012-11-21 10:20:23 AM
everybodylovesamakeover.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-21 10:23:05 AM

DjangoStonereaver: /Never liked her music or her stage persona.


Generation_D: White-knighting Madonna. Now I've seen just about everything.


I don't know that tolerating a couple of her songs is "white knighting her". One of the songs is from...1984 (?) and my GF at the time enjoyed a line or two from it and was willing to act it out so it is kind of Pavlovian if you will. :D

FWIW, I wouldn't go to one of her shows even if the tickets were free.

I would however pay double to see this show. Hope that makes up for any transgressions.
 
2012-11-21 10:24:37 AM
So Kabbalah is the skimpy clothes branch of Judaism, right?
 
2012-11-21 10:25:33 AM
Whatever. You and me and all the farkers out there acting all "gross!" would totally do Madonna. She's in great shape for her age.
 
2012-11-21 10:27:13 AM

meehaw: Whatever. You and me and all the farkers out there acting all "gross!" would totally do Madonna. She's in great shape for her age.


I can proudly say that I would not hit that.

/not all of us are 40
 
2012-11-21 10:28:42 AM
SHUT UP
i.dailymail.co.uk
AND TAKE MY MONEY
 
2012-11-21 10:31:13 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: DjangoStonereaver: FTFY

Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.


www.wearysloth.com

Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?
 
2012-11-21 10:34:12 AM

SixPaperJoint: Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?


I dig Like a Prayer. The gospel choir is the hook on that one.
 
2012-11-21 10:37:25 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-21 10:37:36 AM
oneguyrambling.com
 
2012-11-21 10:39:52 AM

kumanoki:


I love this track.
 
2012-11-21 10:39:58 AM
Old and skanky

She should just get gang banged by a dozen men right before the show and come out dripping on stage.
 
2012-11-21 10:40:53 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: SixPaperJoint: Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?

I dig Like a Prayer. The gospel choir is the hook on that one.


I hear ya. I'm always a sucker for gospel too.

Though, I will always think of DIA as Mr. Blue from now on.
 
2012-11-21 10:50:31 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Prank Monkey: She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.

Also prevents whistling.


You know why the crack in your but is vertical instead of horizontal?
So it doesn't go bbbbbbbbbb when you go down the slide.

Loved Madonna in the 80's.
Now, not so much.
 
2012-11-21 10:52:24 AM

Solon Isonomia: kumanoki:

I love this track.


It was us that wanted the caravan (in which to put Madonna's enormous cameltoe).
 
2012-11-21 10:54:15 AM
Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...
 
2012-11-21 10:55:05 AM

kumanoki: Solon Isonomia: kumanoki:

I love this track.

It was us that wanted the caravan (in which to put Madonna's enormous cameltoeminge).


FTFM
 
2012-11-21 10:55:08 AM

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


Oh wow. That was pretty vile, I don't think that's even safe for this message board.
 
2012-11-21 10:56:12 AM

LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY


Clicked to see if someone would come up with the PS for this and leaving satisfied, unlike looking at the old lady in clothing designed for a 20 year old.

/old guy who keeps my shirt on much more then in my younger years.
 
2012-11-21 10:57:17 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: SixPaperJoint: Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?

I dig Like a Prayer. The gospel choir is the hook on that one.


I am in agreeance on that one.

don't tell anybody I said that
 
2012-11-21 10:59:42 AM
Can't access the link OR The picture, and for some reason I am intrigued. Anyone have a different link or can embed?
 
2012-11-21 11:02:17 AM
I loved that game as a kid......Hungry Hungry Vagina
 
2012-11-21 11:03:57 AM

SkylineRecords: indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

Oh wow. That was pretty vile, I don't think that's even safe for this message board.


Awww. That's unfair. Hot naked chicks are always a motivator on fark. And from my experience, farkers love cougars.

.
...
 
2012-11-21 11:06:05 AM

SixPaperJoint: I hear ya. I'm always a sucker for gospel too.

Though, I will always think of DIA as Mr. Blue from now on.



Heh.

Lipspinach: I am in agreeance on that one.

don't tell anybody I said that



Your secret is safe with us.
 
2012-11-21 11:06:12 AM

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


You have officially surpassed Hitler as History's Greatest Monster.
 
2012-11-21 11:15:47 AM
Seriously though, that's clearly skin-skin contact there...

It gives the impression that her vagina has turned into a singularity and the rest of reality is starting to slowly collapse inside of it...
 
2012-11-21 11:15:58 AM
Am I the only one who didn't see what the headline is claiming? She looks like a well-toned 54. This is news?

// also, her ass in that one shot looks 20 years younger than the rest of her
// and I ask this as a fluent Hebrew speaker - WTF is aleph-lamed-daled (tattooed on her back)? Transliterated, it can spell "old", but I think that's too self-deprecating and meta for ol' Maddy
 
2012-11-21 11:16:16 AM

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


I hate your guts. I just got fired!

Madge looks a lot better now that she has put a little weight back on.
 
2012-11-21 11:17:10 AM
Hm. I think she looks fine for a woman pushing 60.
 
2012-11-21 11:21:40 AM
Regardless of her motive it is impossible to believe this was not deliberate. A costume designer would have to go out of their way to make that happen.

And even if it were a "wardrobe malfunction" the pictures are too close to not have been released by her own management.
 
2012-11-21 11:23:01 AM
She's no Nina Hartley, that's for damn sure
 
2012-11-21 11:25:53 AM
DAMMIT GRANDMA.
 
2012-11-21 11:26:27 AM
Madge and her vadge.
 
2012-11-21 11:27:08 AM

xtalman: LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY

Clicked to see if someone would come up with the PS for this and leaving satisfied, unlike looking at the old lady in clothing designed for a 20 year old.

/old guy who keeps my shirt on much more then in my younger years.


Me too.
 
2012-11-21 11:27:56 AM

ZeroCorpse: Hm. I think she looks fine for a woman pushing 60.

 
2012-11-21 11:30:52 AM

Freakin Rican: ZeroCorpse: Hm. I think she looks fine for a woman pushing 60.


Her beef curtains are overlapping. She's aged well, but not enough to wear a sexy Halloween costume.
 
2012-11-21 11:31:27 AM

JokerMattly: indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

You have officially surpassed Hitler as History's Greatest Monster.


Really? I imagine that hopefully in hell, this all the kind of porn Hitler gets.
 
2012-11-21 11:32:33 AM

walrusonion: She's no Nina Hartley, that's for damn sure


Nina Hartley graduated magna cum laude with a degree in nursing (I thought she had a doctorate, so my intention was to FTFY with a "DR. Nina Hartley", but alas). Hartley also has done more to promote healthy sex (and healthy views of sex) than Madonna's all-sex-all-the-time.

// which is ironic for several reasons
 
2012-11-21 11:37:24 AM
Gah!

That is farking wince inducing. Seriously, as the owner of a vagina, all I can say is that a pair of super-tight panties with a crotch that tiny would be agonizingly painful.
 
2012-11-21 11:39:32 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-21 11:40:48 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
kab
2012-11-21 11:42:45 AM
Apparently someone at the dailyfail just learned what the dodge tool is for.
 
2012-11-21 11:54:57 AM
*clicks link*

i63.photobucket.com 

/Props to Gawdzilla.
 
2012-11-21 11:56:30 AM
100:1 says she looks far better than whatever the average Farker sticks his pud in once a month.
 
2012-11-21 12:01:23 PM

Insatiable Jesus: 100:1 says she looks far better than whatever the average Farker sticks his pud in once a month.


Not me, I'm a hand model. My hands are beautiful!
 
2012-11-21 12:13:29 PM
put some clothes on, Madge. FFS, you're older than me. Surrounding yourself with a bunch of young men isn't going to change that, even if you do look good.

MeanJean: Gah!
That is farking wince inducing. Seriously, as the owner of a vagina, all I can say is that a pair of super-tight panties with a crotch that tiny would be agonizingly painful.


She must have a constant yeast infection. Hey, you like that, right, guys? Madonna's constantly simmering yeast infection from her tight outfits......
 
2012-11-21 12:14:18 PM

indarwinsshadow: K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regul


Just so ya know, there is a special place in hell reserved just for you for posting that picture. *shudders*
 
2012-11-21 12:26:04 PM
i486.photobucket.com
Unsexy old lady is unsexy.
 
2012-11-21 12:36:32 PM

Smashed Hat: Okay I didn't need to see that.

 
2012-11-21 12:39:41 PM
Approves:

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/really? I'm the first?
 
2012-11-21 12:50:20 PM

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


Thanks, my dick just retracted so hard it shot out my asshole and kept running.
 
2012-11-21 12:58:41 PM
Dear God....

I think that would put He Who Must Not Be Named to shame.

I still miss "G".
 
2012-11-21 01:19:11 PM
The sad fact of Madonna has always been that she was never that talented. She doesn't sing particularly well, and she doesn't dance particularly well, but she worked her ass off and went pretty far with relatively little. And I respect that.

Age is exposing it, though, and she's not coping with it. No amount of hard work is going to make you 30 years younger.

/ Badly aging rock star is badly aging...
 
2012-11-21 01:28:45 PM

FirstNationalBastard: indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

Thanks, my dick just retracted so hard it shot out my asshole and kept running.


That wasn't your dick.
 
2012-11-21 01:40:32 PM
When she laid on the ground, I wasn't sure if we were supposed to be turned on or call help because a grandma fell down and couldn't get back up?
 
2012-11-21 01:48:37 PM

Lipspinach: Dancin_In_Anson: SixPaperJoint: Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?

I dig Like a Prayer. The gospel choir is the hook on that one.

I am in agreeance on that one.

don't tell anybody I said that


As a straight thirty year old man, I have no qualms cranking that up in the car if it comes on Pandora. Granted it was my 'Power of Love' 80's station, but it's just good fun!
 
2012-11-21 01:49:29 PM
Good grooming, "smart" business sense, actually cares about her fans sometimes ... what's not to like?

She's always been needy and obnoxious, that's for sure. Just ask Guy Ritchie or Vanilla Ice or David Letterman, for starters.

I can only wonder what went down between her and Justin Timberlake - "accidentally" stepped on Jessica's gown, did she?
 
2012-11-21 01:53:33 PM
Why is there a camera in there in the first pic? With fingers...
 
2012-11-21 02:10:25 PM

LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY


If you are going to do it, do it right.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-21 02:12:50 PM
As I get older I like to try to find people who I feel have aged in a dignified way that I could learn from. Guess Madonna is not that person. My balls would totally hang out of that outfit.

Oh well, i'll keep looking.
 
2012-11-21 02:15:56 PM
What a gracefully aging rock star might look like...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-21 02:28:59 PM
So after the Dry and Sour tour she's doing the Gristle and Vein tour
 
2012-11-21 02:59:19 PM

Anne.Uumellmahaye: Why is there a camera in there in the first pic? With fingers...


I imagine because this was a photo shoot done specifically to illustrate this "problem".
 
2012-11-21 03:26:29 PM

indarwinsshadow: K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


Okay, you made me go to my phone out of sheer, morbid curiosity.

I regret it now. Jeebus.
 
2012-11-21 03:32:30 PM

Dr Dreidel: walrusonion: She's no Nina Hartley, that's for damn sure

Nina Hartley graduated magna cum laude with a degree in nursing (I thought she had a doctorate, so my intention was to FTFY with a "DR. Nina Hartley", but alas). Hartley also has done more to promote healthy sex (and healthy views of sex) than Madonna's all-sex-all-the-time.

// which is ironic for several reasons


Nina's very high on the list of celebrities I'd love to meet and know. I think I've only seen one interview from her that wasn't that good, and that was more on account of the interviewers being complete c***s, so to speak.

/and yes, I'd love to do her
//same way I'd love to do plenty of other women of all shapes and sizes
///variety - the spice of life
 
2012-11-21 03:36:10 PM

Balchinian: LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY

If you are going to do it, do it right.

[i.imgur.com image 634x803]


So, how much she gave you?
 
2012-11-21 03:42:02 PM
I have no problem with her still performing. I have a problem when she tries to create controversy instead of performing.
 
2012-11-21 04:02:08 PM
I actually enjoy Madonna, at least her old stuff, but she needs to go back to not shaving her armpits just like in my teenaged memories

FAP
 
2012-11-21 04:04:20 PM
Meh. She's wearing a thong, big deal.

Oh, wait...um, I stand corrected.
 
2012-11-21 04:04:50 PM

Artcurus: Dear God....

I think that would put He Who Must Not Be Named to shame.

I still miss "G".


I just had to add; same here, man, same here. Without The Master's Giant Book of Unspeakable Evil, FARK lost a good chunk of it's (complete lack of) soul.

Ahh... well... welcome to LeFark. Kinder, gentler... and completely tasteless. Had I found this site now... I don't think it'd be as much of my life as it was back then.
 
2012-11-21 04:11:51 PM
I'd still hit it...
 
kab
2012-11-21 04:12:18 PM

soj4life: I have no problem with her still performing. I have a problem when she tries to create controversy instead of performing.


Her entire career is built on controversy. And really, unless you're a fan of her music, you shouldn't have a problem with anything she does.
 
2012-11-21 04:45:12 PM
I'd like to have Madonna's face person. The one who takes care of her complexion. Her skin looks fantastic for a woman in her 50's.
 
2MS [TotalFark]
2012-11-21 04:47:00 PM

Jedekai: Artcurus: Dear God....

I think that would put He Who Must Not Be Named to shame.

I still miss "G".

I just had to add; same here, man, same here. Without The Master's Giant Book of Unspeakable Evil, FARK lost a good chunk of it's (complete lack of) soul.

Ahh... well... welcome to LeFark. Kinder, gentler... and completely tasteless. Had I found this site now... I don't think it'd be as much of my life as it was back then.


I agree. Just not the same anymore.
 
2012-11-21 04:53:24 PM
she looks like present day nina hartly. would hit both
 
2012-11-21 05:05:52 PM

aspAddict: indarwinsshadow: K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

Okay, you made me go to my phone out of sheer, morbid curiosity.

I regret it now. Jeebus.


Yeah, she's a doozy isn't she?
 
2012-11-21 06:30:15 PM

Dr Dreidel: Nina Hartley graduated magna cum laude


I'll bet she did.
 
2012-11-21 06:30:25 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Madge vag.
 
2012-11-21 06:50:01 PM
Sorry to do this to you folks..

Anyone remember that news article the other day on groin injuries? Looking at these images, all I can think of was the one about dancing on a speaker and falling off it (at a club I believe) and introducing the perfect term for this thread:

Right. Ruptured. Labia.
 
2012-11-21 07:02:19 PM
That's a lot of Botox in that brow.
 
2012-11-21 07:21:35 PM
I'd say only about 1% of 54 year olds look that good.
it's cool.
 
2012-11-21 07:30:36 PM
Good on her.
 
2012-11-21 09:46:12 PM

Smashed Hat: Okay I didn't need to see that.


If I could reach the subby, I would choke him/her until they quit moving.....

Must kill subby.
 
2012-11-21 10:45:02 PM
devilEther
Good one. But when I see Madonna the first thing that comes to mind is:

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-11-21 10:51:19 PM
I have never found her sexy or attractive. I thought she was rather homely in the Material Girl days and not a lot changed. Not a sharp knees thing, she just looks like a 6 dressed as a 9.
 
2012-11-22 12:02:32 AM

Balchinian: LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY

If you are going to do it, do it right.

[i.imgur.com image 634x803]


I just earned $60 for looking at that aticle
 
2012-11-22 01:35:48 AM
A couple that I went to high school with went to a Madonna concert a few weeks back, and going by their Facebook comments, it was boring as hell, and they'd have had more fun staying home and watching Istar.
 
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