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2012-11-21 08:14:15 AM
Okay I didn't need to see that.
 
2012-11-21 08:21:47 AM
Madonna needs an intervention.
 
2012-11-21 08:30:50 AM
nudity during a concert in Florida?

Jim Morrison is unimpressed.

Also, I'm not really sure what the point of the article was. Madonna wears skimpy outfits during her concerts? Oh my, I had no idea - oh wait, I did. I still don't like her music enough to buy a ticket.
 
2012-11-21 08:44:58 AM
Physically (from the neck down, anyway), Madonna can still pull off the sexy clothing.

Unfortunately, that doesn't change the fact that she is a 50+ year old millionaire trying desperately to
be edgy and hip, and no matter how obsessively you work you the years rob you of that.
 
2012-11-21 08:52:47 AM
"Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it."

this article is dildos.
 
2012-11-21 09:14:39 AM

pissedoffmick: "Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it."

this article is ams dildos.



Sorry. Pet Peeve.
 
2012-11-21 09:16:54 AM

Sybarite: pissedoffmick: "Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it."

this article is ams dildos.


Sorry. Pet Peeve Peave.


FTFY
 
2012-11-21 09:20:12 AM
Eh...more power to her...now if she'd just shut up and sing.
 
2012-11-21 09:24:11 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Eh...more power to her...now if she'd just shut up and sing.


FTFY
 
2012-11-21 09:26:59 AM
She looks like she's in pretty great shape for her mid-50s. She's worth millions. She can do whatever the fcuck she wants.

I don't like her music, and never did...but I can't knock her busniess savvy.
 
2012-11-21 09:27:57 AM
meh, she doesn't look bad at all for her age. In a consequence free environment, just me and her for one night and a few beers, I can't say I wouldn't hit that.
 
2012-11-21 09:33:41 AM

DjangoStonereaver: FTFY


Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.
 
2012-11-21 09:43:02 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: DjangoStonereaver: FTFY

Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.


They you're a better man than I am, Dancin_In_Anson.

/Never liked her music or her stage persona.
 
2012-11-21 09:55:14 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Eh...more power to her...now if she'd just shut up and sing.


White-knighting Madonna. Now I've seen just about everything.

I think there was a dialog in Reservoir Dogs that would also apply here.
 
2012-11-21 10:13:59 AM
If this picture was taken in 1980 it would have been very relevant to my interests. Now, it's just a sad trainwreck. Though admittedly she doesn't look too bad for her age. And I can't see every muscle, sinew and vein in her arms anymore. Whew!
 
2012-11-21 10:14:05 AM

Generation_D: I think there was a dialog in Reservoir Dogs that would also apply here.


Hence - Like a virgin.....
 
2012-11-21 10:14:11 AM
She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.
 
2012-11-21 10:18:07 AM
"Madonna was one of the first mainstream female entertainers to encourage women to own their bodies; not to be unashamed of their sexuality but to celebrate it.

Did it years before Madonna
/NSFW (nipples)
 
2012-11-21 10:18:17 AM
Now I'm blind, thanks subby!
 
2012-11-21 10:18:49 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: DjangoStonereaver: FTFY

Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.


That's quite the endorsement of her music.
 
2012-11-21 10:19:09 AM

Prank Monkey: She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.


Also prevents whistling.
 
2012-11-21 10:19:58 AM
Look at me! It's SEX!!! How shocking!!! I'm shocking you! Look! LOOK, DAMN YOU! LOOOOOOOK!
 
2012-11-21 10:20:23 AM
everybodylovesamakeover.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-21 10:23:05 AM

DjangoStonereaver: /Never liked her music or her stage persona.


Generation_D: White-knighting Madonna. Now I've seen just about everything.


I don't know that tolerating a couple of her songs is "white knighting her". One of the songs is from...1984 (?) and my GF at the time enjoyed a line or two from it and was willing to act it out so it is kind of Pavlovian if you will. :D

FWIW, I wouldn't go to one of her shows even if the tickets were free.

I would however pay double to see this show. Hope that makes up for any transgressions.
 
2012-11-21 10:24:37 AM
So Kabbalah is the skimpy clothes branch of Judaism, right?
 
2012-11-21 10:25:33 AM
Whatever. You and me and all the farkers out there acting all "gross!" would totally do Madonna. She's in great shape for her age.
 
2012-11-21 10:27:13 AM

meehaw: Whatever. You and me and all the farkers out there acting all "gross!" would totally do Madonna. She's in great shape for her age.


I can proudly say that I would not hit that.

/not all of us are 40
 
2012-11-21 10:28:42 AM
SHUT UP
i.dailymail.co.uk
AND TAKE MY MONEY
 
2012-11-21 10:31:13 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: DjangoStonereaver: FTFY

Well, I have to admit there are a couple of her songs that I can listen to without killing everyone in the room.


www.wearysloth.com

Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?
 
2012-11-21 10:34:12 AM

SixPaperJoint: Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?


I dig Like a Prayer. The gospel choir is the hook on that one.
 
2012-11-21 10:37:25 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-21 10:37:36 AM
oneguyrambling.com
 
2012-11-21 10:39:52 AM

kumanoki:


I love this track.
 
2012-11-21 10:39:58 AM
Old and skanky

She should just get gang banged by a dozen men right before the show and come out dripping on stage.
 
2012-11-21 10:40:53 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: SixPaperJoint: Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?

I dig Like a Prayer. The gospel choir is the hook on that one.


I hear ya. I'm always a sucker for gospel too.

Though, I will always think of DIA as Mr. Blue from now on.
 
2012-11-21 10:50:31 AM

Psycoholic_Slag: Prank Monkey: She has to wear her organic, free-range panties that tight because her vagine hangs like sleeve of wizard and you just don't want that thing getting stepped on by the back up dancers.

Also prevents whistling.


You know why the crack in your but is vertical instead of horizontal?
So it doesn't go bbbbbbbbbb when you go down the slide.

Loved Madonna in the 80's.
Now, not so much.
 
2012-11-21 10:52:24 AM

Solon Isonomia: kumanoki:

I love this track.


It was us that wanted the caravan (in which to put Madonna's enormous cameltoe).
 
2012-11-21 10:54:15 AM
Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...
 
2012-11-21 10:55:05 AM

kumanoki: Solon Isonomia: kumanoki:

I love this track.

It was us that wanted the caravan (in which to put Madonna's enormous cameltoeminge).


FTFM
 
2012-11-21 10:55:08 AM

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


Oh wow. That was pretty vile, I don't think that's even safe for this message board.
 
2012-11-21 10:56:12 AM

LewDux: SHUT UP
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 317x401]
AND TAKE MY MONEY


Clicked to see if someone would come up with the PS for this and leaving satisfied, unlike looking at the old lady in clothing designed for a 20 year old.

/old guy who keeps my shirt on much more then in my younger years.
 
2012-11-21 10:57:17 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: SixPaperJoint: Let me guess, you tuned out after that "Papa Don't Preach" shiat?

I dig Like a Prayer. The gospel choir is the hook on that one.


I am in agreeance on that one.

don't tell anybody I said that
 
2012-11-21 10:59:42 AM
Can't access the link OR The picture, and for some reason I am intrigued. Anyone have a different link or can embed?
 
2012-11-21 11:02:17 AM
I loved that game as a kid......Hungry Hungry Vagina
 
2012-11-21 11:03:57 AM

SkylineRecords: indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...

Oh wow. That was pretty vile, I don't think that's even safe for this message board.


Awww. That's unfair. Hot naked chicks are always a motivator on fark. And from my experience, farkers love cougars.

.
...
 
2012-11-21 11:06:05 AM

SixPaperJoint: I hear ya. I'm always a sucker for gospel too.

Though, I will always think of DIA as Mr. Blue from now on.



Heh.

Lipspinach: I am in agreeance on that one.

don't tell anybody I said that



Your secret is safe with us.
 
2012-11-21 11:06:12 AM

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


You have officially surpassed Hitler as History's Greatest Monster.
 
2012-11-21 11:15:47 AM
Seriously though, that's clearly skin-skin contact there...

It gives the impression that her vagina has turned into a singularity and the rest of reality is starting to slowly collapse inside of it...
 
2012-11-21 11:15:58 AM
Am I the only one who didn't see what the headline is claiming? She looks like a well-toned 54. This is news?

// also, her ass in that one shot looks 20 years younger than the rest of her
// and I ask this as a fluent Hebrew speaker - WTF is aleph-lamed-daled (tattooed on her back)? Transliterated, it can spell "old", but I think that's too self-deprecating and meta for ol' Maddy
 
2012-11-21 11:16:16 AM

indarwinsshadow: Reminds me of

K'ay. It's a NSFW image. Otherwords unless you have a wish to be instantly terminated from your job, do not click on that click. I mean it. On with the regularly scheduled program then...


I hate your guts. I just got fired!

Madge looks a lot better now that she has put a little weight back on.
 
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