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2012-11-21 08:12:06 AM
 
2012-11-21 08:26:10 AM
www.valtrexhome.com
 
2012-11-21 08:29:22 AM
She's exposed a lot of herself...perhaps she can expose others (preferably other women in her bed).
 
2012-11-21 08:30:56 AM
Oh and subby, it's Poorly-tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila in Fark nomenclature.

The correct headline should be:

Poorly-tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila is the only one that can expose the Iluminati conspiracy
 
2012-11-21 08:40:27 AM
It's nice that we can call women sluts again!
 
2012-11-21 08:42:48 AM
I really wish I had a lady as beautiful as her :-(
 
2012-11-21 08:47:44 AM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2012-11-21 08:53:00 AM
The alex jones market could use some hot chicks reporting all the conspiracies, then they'll be like fox news.
 
2012-11-21 08:57:46 AM

cman: I really wish I had a lady as beautiful as her :-(


The level of crazy that goes along with it cannot be worth it.
 
2012-11-21 08:59:26 AM

vartian: cman: I really wish I had a lady as beautiful as her :-(

The level of crazy that goes along with it cannot be worth it.


She recently had a stroke. Maybe she will have another one that will mute her
 
2012-11-21 09:12:46 AM

Headso: The alex jones market could use some hot chicks reporting all the conspiracies, then they'll be like fox news.



I watched the whole thing a few hours ago - and that includes the 2nd part. She does go off on Alex Jones.

Like I said in the previous thread, I'm not sure if she's batshiat insane or if she's trolling us.

There were parts of her rant though that were kind of funny.
 
2012-11-21 09:17:37 AM

slayer199: Oh and subby, it's Poorly-tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila in Fark nomenclature.

The correct headline should be:

Poorly-tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila is the only one that can expose the Iluminati conspiracy


I don't get it. Can I just wish to edit the headline and the Fark Gods make it happen?

Let me try, the correct headline should be:

Poorly-tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila exposes the Iluminati conspiracy and herself to me
 
2012-11-21 09:19:59 AM

hinten: I don't get it. Can I just wish to edit the headline and the Fark Gods make it happen?

Let me try, the correct headline should be:

Poorly-tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila exposes the Iluminati conspiracy and herself to me


I sent a farkback and the fark gods made it happen.
 
2012-11-21 09:24:47 AM
you mean she's not dead from syphilis yet?
 
2012-11-21 09:24:58 AM

slayer199: I sent a farkback and the fark gods made it happen.


That wasn't a Farkback.  Lol.
 
2012-11-21 09:26:45 AM

Fear_and_Loathing: That wasn't a Farkback. Lol.


I notified the modmins about the link...but whatever...it's correct now...all is right in the world...except her mind.
 
2012-11-21 09:33:32 AM
she sounds a little drunk...
 
2012-11-21 09:35:24 AM

slayer199: Fear_and_Loathing: That wasn't a Farkback. Lol.

I notified the modmins about the link...but whatever...it's correct now...all is right in the world...except her mind.


Yes it is, Lol.  Good call.
 
2012-11-21 09:42:40 AM
i'll get behind her for about 20 minutes...if u know what i mean. i mean i would bang her doggy style for about 20 min and then go home.
 
2012-11-21 09:43:39 AM

ManateeGag: you mean she's not dead from syphilis yet?


I'm going with Monty Burns Syndrome, the STD version.
 
2012-11-21 09:43:48 AM
I'm risking my life, I'm risking my career...

She has a career?
 
2012-11-21 09:45:23 AM
Whatever whore.
 
2012-11-21 10:05:32 AM
Her inane rantings would be much more interesting if she were to strip slowly during her banal blatherings.

/just saying.
 
2012-11-21 10:20:00 AM
I listened to 8 minutes of the kind of vague paranoia that my former secretary started to spew a few years ago (before she was taken involuntarily to the locked unit for a month) and turned it off. This lady is in big trouble mentally and needs serious help.
 
2012-11-21 10:24:49 AM
has anyone else been noticing the number of hits this video is getting?

I'm not sure but I think since another link to it first hit Fark it's gotten about 3000 more hits. and the 2nd half of Tila's rant has gotten about 300 more hits.

The 2nd half of her rant is still far behind her first half which is a shame because the 2nd half is even funnier.
 
2012-11-21 10:25:07 AM
haha get it she is a slut tee hee ho ho
 
2012-11-21 10:41:11 AM
That's actually pretty sad to watch. She's actually got some real problems. Just depressing to see.
 
2012-11-21 10:57:50 AM

ManateeGag: you mean she's not dead from syphilis yet?


The crazy stage can last quite some time before killing the victim.
 
2012-11-21 01:24:26 PM

T-Boy: I listened to 8 minutes of the kind of vague paranoia that my former secretary started to spew a few years ago (before she was taken involuntarily to the locked unit for a month) and turned it off. This lady is in big trouble mentally and needs serious help.


But that's just what THEY want you to believe!
 
2012-11-21 02:04:41 PM
"...Because this is not about me..."

LOL.

/take your meds babe.
 
2012-11-21 02:24:35 PM
Back when I smoked a lot of pot I had friends who would go off on similar rants. We were too stoned to care and it was usually pretty entertaining.

I wish I was stoned before I clicked that.
 
2012-11-21 02:26:05 PM
Pretty sure it's a conspiracy.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-11-21 04:13:26 PM
I've known quite a few crazy women who were hot - and were in the sex industry (not necessarily hookers).
I've always wondered if the work made them crazy, or the other way around. Or perhaps they were abused.

think too much about this stuff and you'll never be able to enjoy porn again.
 
2012-11-21 05:10:00 PM
That's one sad hooker.

Bet - she finds Jeebus in 3... 2... 1...
 
2012-11-21 05:48:42 PM
Soooooo......she's goin' to the saucer people, or, what?
 
2012-11-21 05:53:07 PM
Damn,

Next thing you know she's going to start mumbling about there not being any currency. Let's make sure she doesn't have a firearm, because she's biatshiat crazy!

Link
 
2012-11-21 05:55:43 PM
Also, isn't there a big wall in the North that protects us from "The Others." She needs to quit reading Game of Thrones.
 
2012-11-21 06:33:15 PM
I just watched both vids.

On one hand...it's really easy to make fun of her. She's not that hot (not hot enough to garner the attention she gets and I didn't say she was ugly before the Studman69 posts), not that bright, and is an attention-whore extraordinaire.

On the other hand, I feel sorry for her. In the last year her lover died, she had a brain aneurysm, is acting totally crazy. She's either on drugs, suffering after effects of the aneurysm, or is mentally ill. She needs help.
 
2012-11-21 07:00:29 PM
She's taking some of McAfee's home-made bath salts...
 
2012-11-21 09:01:07 PM
A minute in I was laughing. Now it's just Victoria Jackson-level sad.

Now she kind of reminds me of Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party.

Link 

/now it's starting to get funny again
 
2012-11-21 09:21:51 PM

T-Boy: I listened to 8 minutes of the kind of vague paranoia that my former secretary started to spew a few years ago (before she was taken involuntarily to the locked unit for a month) and turned it off. This lady is in big trouble mentally and needs serious help.


it is sad how many people send out a cry for help and no one loves them enough to answer. this girls behavior has been indicative of not well for a very long time.
 
2012-11-21 10:20:31 PM

KrispyKritter: T-Boy: I listened to 8 minutes of the kind of vague paranoia that my former secretary started to spew a few years ago (before she was taken involuntarily to the locked unit for a month) and turned it off. This lady is in big trouble mentally and needs serious help.

it is sad how many people send out a cry for help and no one loves them enough to answer. this girls behavior has been indicative of not well for a very long time.


Listening to that I'm going to say she's gone off the deep end. I used to enjoy mocking her attention whoring. Remember the Juggalos incident? Funny stuff. But now...she sounds seriously crazy. I'm not a lawyer but I think the standard is you have to be able to prove to a judge that a person is a danger to themselves or others to get them involuntarily committed. She doesn't sound like she's reached that point yet and there are probably too many enablers around her for her to get the help she needs.
 
2012-11-21 10:58:01 PM
Clearly, brain anyeurisms can induce schizophrenia, or at least, schizophrenic like symptoms. This video is all the proof that one needs.
 
2012-11-22 02:45:29 AM

fisker: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


She's turning into Michael Jackson?
 
2012-11-22 04:36:29 AM

Foxxinnia: fisker: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

She's turning into Michael Jackson?


She is turning into people that get money for doing nothing.
 
2012-11-22 04:42:42 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-22 10:49:20 AM

Happy Hours: Headso: The alex jones market could use some hot chicks reporting all the conspiracies, then they'll be like fox news.


I watched the whole thing a few hours ago - and that includes the 2nd part. She does go off on Alex Jones.

Like I said in the previous thread, I'm not sure if she's batshiat insane or if she's trolling us.

There were parts of her rant though that were kind of funny.


Was Alex Jones not wacky enough for her? Is she going down the David Eick reboot hole?

/not watching
 
2012-11-22 10:50:13 AM
GodDAMMIT I hate autocorrect.

Meant to say RABBIT hole.
 
2012-11-22 11:09:41 AM
I don't care, I'd split it like firewood. It would be the greatest 20 seconds of my life.

www.pieway.com

(after triple-bagging of course)
 
2012-11-22 12:08:22 PM
I don't doubt this girl knows God personally having come down from heaven! ;-)

Just gorgeous!
 
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