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(102.9 The Lake)   Ke$ha is dying to work with Keith Richards. He'll kick her to the curb because she doesn't look like Mick Jagger   (1029thelake.com) divider line 40
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2012-11-21 07:46:00 AM
Of course, because her (?) 15 minutes are already up.

/how transparent can one be to put $ in their name?
 
2012-11-21 07:51:42 AM
he'd never work with her. he's fear for his stash.
 
2012-11-21 09:05:35 AM
Is she really still a thing?
 
2012-11-21 09:09:34 AM
Inb4 studmen69 show up 

/I would do some very naughty things to her
 
2012-11-21 09:29:27 AM

cman: Inb4 studmen69 show up 

/I would do some very naughty things to her


go for it, just wear a body condom, just to be safe
 
2012-11-21 09:33:35 AM
WHAT DOES THAT LINE EVEN MEAN???
 
2012-11-21 09:38:09 AM
actually she kinda does...
 
2012-11-21 10:52:02 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: actually she kinda does...


If Mick loved gravy, perhaps...
 
2012-11-21 11:04:02 AM
KHITCBSDLLMJ
 
2012-11-21 11:07:17 AM
Well, to be able to work with Keith Richards; I believe step 1 is dying so she's on her way, I guess.
 
2012-11-21 11:08:29 AM
What's next, Alice Cooper?
 
2012-11-21 11:14:17 AM
I'm OK with that.


/wait, sorry I stopped reading the headline after the first 3 words.
 
2012-11-21 11:41:48 AM
I'm sure, somewhere, Keith Richards is laughing pretty hard.
 
2012-11-21 12:00:07 PM
Lyrics from her musical masterpiece..."Tik Tok"

And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger


t0.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-21 12:04:47 PM
Her new batch of songs are coming out now and (I know everyone will be shocked to hear this) it turns out she has no musical depth whatsoever. When she's 40 years old she'll still be singing about getting drunk at a club and getting plowed in the back seat of a Volkswagen.
 
2012-11-21 12:37:48 PM

Mentat: Her new batch of songs are coming out now and (I know everyone will be shocked to hear this) it turns out she has no musical depth whatsoever. When she's 40 years old she'll still be singing about getting drunk at a club and getting plowed in the back seat of a Volkswagen.


"Art" Imitating life.
 
2012-11-21 12:50:38 PM
"Kesha is dying" woulda been better news
 
2012-11-21 12:58:03 PM
Glad to see we finally rid of the morbidly blind people who usually waltz in claiming ke$ha is hot and anyone who claims otherwise is studman69
 
2012-11-21 01:01:03 PM
Where's that hot pic of Kesha in a bikini?
 
2012-11-21 01:13:13 PM

Mentat: Her new batch of songs are coming out now and (I know everyone will be shocked to hear this) it turns out she has no musical depth whatsoever. When she's 40 years old she'll still be singing about getting drunk at a club and getting plowed in the back seat of a Volkswagen.


Actually she can be really good, but only when she drops the autotune and pop garbage.

In particular.
 
2012-11-21 01:21:23 PM

styckx: Glad to see we finally rid of the morbidly blind people who usually waltz in claiming ke$ha is hot and anyone who claims otherwise is studman69


People think Kesha(I will not spell it with the $) is hot????

Somebody kill me, I don't want to live in this world anymore.
 
2012-11-21 01:21:52 PM

styckx: Glad to see we finally rid of the morbidly blind people who usually waltz in claiming ke$ha is hot and anyone who claims otherwise is studman69


cman: Inb4 studmen69 show up 

/I would do some very naughty things to her


Lawl.
 
2012-11-21 01:25:12 PM

splat the whale: styckx: Glad to see we finally rid of the morbidly blind people who usually waltz in claiming ke$ha is hot and anyone who claims otherwise is studman69

cman: Inb4 studmen69 show up 

/I would do some very naughty things to her

Lawl.


fark.. *shakes fist* I"ll get you get cman!!

darrylmbutterscotch.com
 
2012-11-21 01:26:16 PM
God dammit so much and I even got caught hotlinking..

/today is not my day
 
2012-11-21 01:38:59 PM

urban.derelict: Of course, because her (?) 15 minutes are already up.

/how transparent can one be to put $ in their name?


Well, before she made it big that was her asking price.

She'd probably be Ke$$$$$ha by now if she was honest.
 
2012-11-21 01:57:01 PM
Dream on, Bukkake$ha.
 
2012-11-21 02:04:23 PM
Ke$ha speaks to the new generation, all the oldster Rush lovers on Fark don't get it. Ke$ha>Phish>Rush.
 
2012-11-21 02:08:55 PM
Ke$ha smells like ham, tuna and spoiled fruit.
 
2012-11-21 02:41:43 PM
She looks kind of like Jagger back in '64.
 
2012-11-21 02:43:31 PM

cman: Inb4 studmen69 show up 

/I would do some very naughty things to her


8/10
 
2012-11-21 03:18:58 PM
"Keith Richards is the end-all and be-all for me. I'm gonna keep trying to work with him until the day I die probably."

She's assuming a 69 year old heroin user will outlive her?
...
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2012-11-21 03:50:50 PM

LewDux: KHITCBSDLLMJ


Kick
Her
In
The
Coont
Because
She
Doesn't
Look
Like
Mick
Jagger
?

I think I got it. That or "Kesha Has Irritable Toes, Creepy Bony Shoulders; Doesn't Like Lemonparty, Menstruation or Jagermeister?"
 
2012-11-21 04:12:37 PM
I'd prefer it if the headline were only 3 words, possibly 5.
 
2012-11-21 04:25:47 PM

gbcinques: I'd prefer it if the headline were only 3 words, possibly 5.


Ha. Yeah.

You can kind of smell the funk wafting out of that dumbass "Tik Tok" video.
 
2012-11-21 04:47:21 PM

Mentat: Her new batch of songs are coming out now and (I know everyone will be shocked to hear this) it turns out she has no musical depth whatsoever. When she's 40 years old she'll still be singing about getting drunk at a club and getting plowed in the back seat of a Volkswagen.


Oh my God someone finally made an album about my formative college years!
 
2012-11-21 05:38:36 PM

Mentat: Her new batch of songs are coming out now and (I know everyone will be shocked to hear this) it turns out she has no musical depth whatsoever. When she's 40 years old she'll still be singing about getting drunk at a club and getting plowed in the back seat of a Volkswagen.


I think the whole hot skank mess is just a manufactured image. If she's really partying up a storm and slutting her way across the country, would it be all over the tabloids and celebrity gossip sites?
 
2012-11-21 05:42:08 PM

airsupport: Ke$ha smells like ham, tuna and spoiled fruit.


Actually, her aroma is a blend of vomit, stale jizz, desperation and Schlitz.
 
2012-11-21 06:07:38 PM
 
2012-11-21 07:16:52 PM
Why is Kesha's ass so flat? Forget that she has the body build of a doughy boy, but she has absolutely no ass. Not even a cute little bubble bump, it's just not there.
 
2012-11-21 07:56:44 PM

Strategeryz0r: styckx: Glad to see we finally rid of the morbidly blind people who usually waltz in claiming ke$ha is hot and anyone who claims otherwise is studman69

People think Kesha(I will not spell it with the $) is hot????

Somebody kill me, I don't want to live in this world anymore.


not only not hot, no talent, pathetic, willing to whatever for 5 minutes fame so sad.
 
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