Prank Monkey: I am seriously considering laying off the booze this year in order to stuff more food in my face hole. This plan could be derailed by how my family behaves meeting the girlfriend's family for the first time.
Pocket Ninja: I think Drew needs to modify the Fark filters to automatically change the word "hipster" into something more reflective of the vast majority of people who choose to use that term on here, something that accurately captures their general ignorance, laziness, and slavering desire to get in a meme wherever they can, regardless of its accuracy. I'm not exactly sure of what that might be, but I'm sure there's something.
tallguywithglasseson: Hell not to defend hipsters, but who's really more insecure? Some guy in a mustache wearing skinny jeans, or a guy who hasn't been out in months ripping some popular band he's never seen for being "hipster"?
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