AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.
Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?
tommyl66: Rev. Skarekroe: Steve Jobs?He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?Cross him off then!
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.
Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.
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