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(Huffington Post)   HuffPo puts together a list of eight "really big assholes". Want to know who leads the list? I'd tell you but I'm afraid he might grab the microphone and not let me finish   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 84
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2012-11-21 09:59:22 AM

kpaxoid: What the? I'M NOT ON THE LIST?????


I was about to say, list fails without Fark handles.
 
2012-11-21 10:02:30 AM

Wodan11: AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.

What in the world gave you the idea that dating sites (or any other kind of social networking) were immune to having losers (or any other subset of humanity)?


Apparently AverageAmericanGuy is turning into a quotebot, since he posted the same thing, word for word in another thread.

Which is fine, I guess, except I would think he'd pick something a little bigger for his topic. But then, I guess homosexuality and evolution were already staked out by the other trolls.
 
2012-11-21 10:17:02 AM

Red Shirt Blues: GARY BETTMAN


Another vote for this.
 
2012-11-21 10:19:28 AM
The title of the list needs to have the word "Political" in there somewhere, because after Kanye West, it all becomes politicians and pundits.

And I mean, they missed a LOT of assholes. Brent Bozel, Hulk Hogan, Vince McMahon, The Kardashians, Lindsey Lohan, Honey Boo-Boo's whole family, every member of Fox & Friends, Amanda Bynes, the rapper in the Friday and Thanksgiving videos, every member of the Jersey Shore cast and all the producers on MTV, every person who works for or is related to TMZ, the Phelps clan, Timbaland, the Black-Eyed Peas (anyone who would let a song like "My Humps" come into existence is an asshole), Skrillex, The Kings of Leon, Linkin Park, the guys who own The Asylum movie studio, the executives at Syfy, and anyone who greenlit a reality show within the last decade.

That's just for starters.
 
2012-11-21 10:25:29 AM

Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?


If Rush Limbaugh isn't on the list, then screw you Fark...it shouldn't have been green.
 
2012-11-21 10:35:33 AM
Koit covered this same subject far more succinctly years ago. (pops, Flash, a bit of strong language out your speaker)
 
2012-11-21 10:37:19 AM
As for non-famous assholes, my co-worker is a self admitted one. CSB:

A few weeks ago he came into the office and asked "Wanna hear a funny story?" I replied,"Of course."
"I was punched in the face by a girl on sat night and I bled everywhere." Me, "Why did she punch you?!"
Him, "Because she was trying to upstream me and take my cab. I'm sure I did something in life to deserve that though."

Later that day I told my boss that co-worker got punched in the face by a girl and his exact response was "He probably did something to deserve that."
 
2012-11-21 10:39:29 AM
My smart phone is an asshole for not letting me view the slideshow properly.
 
2012-11-21 10:40:23 AM
The list had me up until Romney. Adding either recent political candidate is just shameless click-bait.

Actually, shiatty slideshow "lists" is all just click bait, and I just lost the game.

Fark me.
 
2012-11-21 10:41:52 AM
No cops?
epguides.com
^ this one in particular.
 
2012-11-21 10:43:28 AM
Good on the writer for including Obama.

Well deserved and nothing like 'speaking "Truth" to "Power"'.
 
2012-11-21 10:47:41 AM
Note they are all successful people (except for Obama).
 
2012-11-21 10:49:33 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe this was a (very successful) trolling attempt.
8.5/10 Well done, sir.
 
2012-11-21 10:50:35 AM

tommyl66: Rev. Skarekroe: Steve Jobs?
He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?

Cross him off then!


Anybody who quotes Major League is definitely not an asshole.

/thank you sir
 
2012-11-21 11:00:59 AM

Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?


The list mentioned Romney, therefore Obama must be crammed in there as well to be fair and balanced.
 
2012-11-21 11:14:28 AM

Gordon Bennett: Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

The list mentioned Romney, therefore Obama must be crammed in there as well to be fair and balanced.


yes, with negative asshole points for Obama, the list has achieved total fairness! 

/hufpo ftl
 
2012-11-21 11:16:33 AM
65 comments later and no one lists them for those people that hate slideshows?
 
2012-11-21 11:52:57 AM

LegacyDL: Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.

But doesn't your comment make you an asshole for your condescending attitude?


Step off. The man's a national treasure.
 
2012-11-21 12:04:12 PM
I disagree with his definition of asshole. Sounds more like a douchebag to me.

Asshole: One who lacks or willfully disregards empathy and or emotional intelligence for the sake of convenience i.e. the guy who doesn't get out of the first seat on the bus for the 90 year old lady who just got on with her walker.
 
2012-11-21 12:47:34 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


Sad story bro
 
2012-11-21 12:54:25 PM

dustygrimp: I disagree with his definition of asshole. Sounds more like a douchebag to me.

Asshole: One who lacks or willfully disregards empathy and or emotional intelligence for the sake of convenience i.e. the guy who doesn't get out of the first seat on the bus for the 90 year old lady who just got on with her walker.


How then do you define Douchebag? Sites like HotChicksWithDouchebags informed me that The Douche was a man who is so completely self absorbed and focused on fashion trends and simplistic constructs of machismo that he turns himself into a characture of an man.

I am confuse.
 
2012-11-21 01:12:11 PM

mjohnson71: Red Shirt Blues: GARY BETTMAN

Another vote for this.


And another
 
2012-11-21 01:21:43 PM

tommyl66: Rev. Skarekroe: Steve Jobs?
He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?

Cross him off then!


chronicdawgs.northcoastnow.com

/Good show!
//Love that movie.
///Juuust a bit outside
 
2012-11-21 02:06:56 PM

jltthorson: Note they are all successful people (except for Obama).


What are you talking about? He's both attractive and successful.
 
2012-11-21 02:09:36 PM

Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?

And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?


Obama "Had an asshole phase" so they can have a liberal/democrat on there. Everyone else is a complete asshole and a conservative/republican. Trump and Kanye make sense, but at a point it's just political talking heads and politicians and people whose views you don't like who are loud.

Ann Coulter? What about Megyn Kelly (conservative), who should be duct taped to Rachel Maddow (liberal) and thrown out of a burning plane with no parachute? What about HIllary?
 
2012-11-21 02:29:12 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Current #1

But then HuffPo is going down on him in shifts, so I didn't really expect to see him in the list.

Current #2

www.bulletpeople.com

Current #3

assets.nydailynews.com

It's a list a lot longer than HuffPo's attention span. But then, HuffPo's attention span is often interrupted by shockingly frequent uses of the Rabbit.
 
2012-11-21 02:42:05 PM
Given what I've learned about the human race in the last half century, I'd say it would be a much shorter list if it only included people who AREN'T assholes. (I'm pretty sure my name wouldn't be on that list, although there are times when I try not to be a dick.)
 
2012-11-21 03:32:36 PM

Gordon Bennett: Koit covered this same subject far more succinctly years ago. (pops, Flash, a bit of strong language out your speaker)


Gilbert & Sullivan beat everyone.
 
2012-11-21 03:49:31 PM
Trump is the king!
 
2012-11-21 05:50:38 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?

I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.

I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.

Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.

And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.

Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.


Wow. I suddenly know way too much about you.
 
2012-11-21 06:15:53 PM
Anyone who reads HuffPo?
 
2012-11-21 10:26:48 PM
Jeffrey Loria

/still miss the Expos
 
2012-11-21 11:08:21 PM
Romney isn't an asshole. He's a douchebag.
 
2012-11-22 03:16:56 AM
I don't understand how you can include dead people in this list. I mean, you are going to use Mitt Romney, why not also include Glenn Beck?
 
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