Pocket Ninja: The list is incorrect, because the first person on the list should be the person who creates a slideshow of assholes for the Huffington Post. And that person should then be followed by the person who submits it as a link.
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.
Great_Milenko: How is President Obama an asshole, yet Rush Limbaugh is not? Or Scott Walker? Or Sarah Palin? Or John McCain?And Scott Forstall? Who even knows who this is, other than apple fanboys?
AverageAmericanGuy: You know who the real assholes are? It's the 'Christian dating site' owners using peoples' religion to con them into coughing up money to meet other people. Whatever happened to church, the original Christian dating site?I hate online dating sites and I've pretty much sworn them off since I had one really bad experience.I had my picture on my profile and some girl 'winked' at me, so I sent her a quick response with some personal information (what I do for a living, where I live, my educational background, etc), some pictures of myself, and asked her to send back some pictures. She sends me back a 'Thanks, I'll pass' email.Holy shiat, man. She winks at me and I put myself out there. This woman's only got something like 6 Myspace angle head shots on her profile so she's obviously a cow, but I man up and gave her another chance. Reminded her that she was the one who approached me. If anyone's going to be turning anyone down, it's me, and hey maybe she's actually a nice person, I'm not going to shut someone down without at least giving them a second chance.And I'm not prejudice against fat chicks. I am a trainer and can see beauty in someone even if they aren't in the best shape. What matters is whether they are trying to better themselves or not. I even offered to give her some free training sessions if she was up for it. No strings attached.Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.
tommyl66: What about the people who park in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces?
Coelacanth: Biggest asshole I ever knew in real life was this Cuban utility porter at the Palazzo. He and his family escaped from Cuba like twenty years ago. He claims that after their boat got halfway to Miami, his family threw four other families overboard just because they didn't like them. Asshole also used to scare the crap out of the Mexican managers so he could have all the easy jobs too.Then he and his friends got me fired because I found them having a beer and pizza party in the middle of the shift in one of the restaurants which had closed down for the night. After I reported them, they filed some reports of their own and claimed that I threatened to burn down the Palazzo (You couldn't do that if you drove a tank truck filled with jet fuel onto the casino floor and detonated it - Too many fire suppression systems). My report got lost. Their reports made it to the director's desk.
AverageAmericanGuy: Anyway, I never heard back from that biatch. Just goes to show what kind of losers you'll find on those sites.
Just Another OC Homeless Guy: SockMonkeyHolocaust: I'd put any white male standup comedian ahead of any of those people any day.You sound racist and sexist. No, seriously, you do.
Rev. Skarekroe: Steve Jobs?He's dead for f*ck's sake. Aren't there plenty of living assholes to kick around?
Red Shirt Blues: GARY BETTMAN
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