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(Omaha World Herald)   Hard hitting journalism or turkey boning? "How Thanksgiving smells can affect your sex life"   ( ) divider line
    More: Silly, Thanksgiving, Vera Wang, pumpkin pies  
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2867 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Nov 2012 at 11:58 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-11-21 12:03:05 PM  
3 votes:
The post Thanksgiving dinner blumpkin is the year's finest.
2012-11-21 12:18:23 PM  
2 votes:
And by "unexpected break", you mean your husband savagely boning the pumpkin pie on the counter-top?
2012-11-21 12:56:36 PM  
1 vote:

Rhypskallion: Allergic to turkey. Thanksgiving is not pleasant. Not quite hell, anymore, but...

/me ready to support the war on Thanksgiving.


/lawn, etc.
2012-11-21 12:38:09 PM  
1 vote:
I wish to get laid.
2012-11-21 12:18:27 PM  
1 vote:

Gobble Gobble

Lesbians don't work that way! 

/at least the lesbian I bearded for didn't
2012-11-21 12:07:07 PM  
1 vote:
Turkey reminds me of Grandma's house.
And that does NOT give me a boner.

2012-11-21 11:10:18 AM  
1 vote:
All I know is that nothing is as satisfying as a Quim Brule'.
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