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(Omaha World Herald)   Hard hitting journalism or turkey boning? "How Thanksgiving smells can affect your sex life"   (omaha.com) divider line 34
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2012-11-21 08:15:13 AM  
What makes me totally crazy is the persistent pressure to reinvent a wheel that has been going around quite nicely for more than 200 years.

Cry me a fricken river.
 
2012-11-21 08:26:22 AM  
Based on how every woman in my office loses her mind when the pumpkin coffee and donuts and candles come out I'm thinking Old Spice should actually be Pumpkin Pie Spice and come with a tube of ointment to treat overabraded dong.
 
2012-11-21 09:13:33 AM  
Read it as "Turkey Bonging".
 
2012-11-21 10:04:34 AM  
Talk turkey to me.
 
2012-11-21 10:21:38 AM  

OregonVet: What makes me totally crazy is the persistent pressure to reinvent a wheel that has been going around quite nicely for more than 200 years.

Cry me a fricken river.


I think you're in the wrong thread.
 
2012-11-21 11:10:18 AM  
All I know is that nothing is as satisfying as a Quim Brule'.
 
2012-11-21 12:02:23 PM  
Turkey boning? It happens more often than you'd think
 
2012-11-21 12:02:48 PM  
Turkey Boning

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2012-11-21 12:03:05 PM  
The post Thanksgiving dinner blumpkin is the year's finest.
 
2012-11-21 12:03:37 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Based on how every woman in my office loses her mind when the pumpkin coffee and donuts and candles come out I'm thinking Old Spice should actually be Pumpkin Pie Spice and come with a tube of ointment to treat overabraded dong.


The seasonal food smells should also increase the output of a womans salivary glands also. Make sure to put all that good slobber to use and your dong should be fine.
 
2012-11-21 12:03:59 PM  
Pumpkin pie may be your husband's favorite dessert, but it could very well be his favorite scent as well.

That's not the kind of pie that turns me on. Just sayin'
 
2012-11-21 12:04:49 PM  
I prefer citrus smells.
 
2012-11-21 12:06:39 PM  
"You ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."

-George Carlin
 
2012-11-21 12:07:07 PM  
Turkey reminds me of Grandma's house.
And that does NOT give me a boner.

/usually.
 
2012-11-21 12:07:42 PM  
I invented a sex act called "Thanksgivin' Gobble". It's a great way to use your leftovers.
 
2012-11-21 12:08:42 PM  
Keep f*cking that chicken turkey.
 
2012-11-21 12:12:37 PM  
fta While I wouldn't urge women to bathe in pumpkin pie filling or put lavender sheets in their clothes on Thanksgiving Day, I would caution that the smell of a pumpkin pie baking in the oven may result in an unexpected "break" during your Thanksgiving dinner preparations.

We have kids. The only unexpected "break" we get is when one of them knocks something over. That said, I always take off work the day before Thanksgiving so I can get my baking done. I have 4 mini loaves of pumpkin bread in the oven right now. I did my pie crusts last night (both pastry and crumbly spice) and have the ingredients on the counter to start making the apple and pecan fillings. I have apple cider going in the crock pot. The house smells wonderful, but i guarantee the rug rats won't allow me and Mrs Bunny any "break" time.
 
2012-11-21 12:13:00 PM  
So I should somehow put the left-overs into play in my playbook? I'm down, if she is, that is.
 
2012-11-21 12:16:11 PM  
Baby, I just put the pumpkin pie in the oven, now how do you like your stuffing?

WHAP! POW!

(proceed to her parents house to play hours of boardgames)

Fin.

/damn you Brier Jirkin!
 
2012-11-21 12:18:12 PM  

doyner: All I know is that nothing is as satisfying as a Quim Brule'.


I see what you did there.
 
2012-11-21 12:18:21 PM  
I went to a Thanskgiving-themed cooking class where the chef couldn't stop talking about his stiff boner.
 
2012-11-21 12:18:23 PM  
And by "unexpected break", you mean your husband savagely boning the pumpkin pie on the counter-top?
 
2012-11-21 12:18:27 PM  
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Gobble Gobble

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Lesbians don't work that way! 

/at least the lesbian I bearded for didn't
 
2012-11-21 12:20:32 PM  
DRTFA, but both of my kids were conceived on Thanksgiving day/weekend 3 years apart.

Must have been the gravy :)
 
2012-11-21 12:21:42 PM  
Yes, Thanksgiving, that time of year when the entire family is all crammed into one home an in each other's business because they haven't seen one another in a while.

Yup, that's the perfect day to get frisky with my sweetie.
 
2012-11-21 12:38:09 PM  
I wish to get laid.

www.rspb.org.uk
 
2012-11-21 12:42:48 PM  
Allergic to turkey. Thanksgiving is not pleasant. Not quite hell, anymore, but...

/me ready to support the war on Thanksgiving.
 
2012-11-21 12:56:36 PM  

Rhypskallion: Allergic to turkey. Thanksgiving is not pleasant. Not quite hell, anymore, but...

/me ready to support the war on Thanksgiving.


MUDD or mIRC?


/lawn, etc.
 
2012-11-21 01:09:20 PM  
I will be too full and hung over to have any sex. I'll give it the old college try, though. it will probably be with myself. Won't it be embarrassing if i fall asleep mid act?

//dnrtfa
 
2012-11-21 01:14:42 PM  
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"Have you ever noticed that you never get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed."
 
2012-11-21 01:51:24 PM  
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HOT
 
2012-11-21 02:01:58 PM  
Turkey does not get my motor running. Nor my beloved's.

Pheromones and liquor, now that's a different story.
 
2012-11-21 02:09:50 PM  
'Round these here parts, it's the chickens we fark!

/runs back to the politics tab
 
2012-11-21 06:47:51 PM  
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Heisenberg?
 
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