Macular Degenerate: How does fecal contamination get up* into the tubes inside the machine?* Are the employees squatting over the top of the machine and dropping a deuce?
Tr0mBoNe: 45 Gallons per person, per year?? That's about 480 cans of soda..Sheesh.
Dead for Tax Reasons: "I was surprised. I was very surprised," Mary said. "Four out of the ten, you had fecal contamination."Thats what you get for drinking shiatty soda
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