HKWolf: How is feces getting in the nozzles?! Maybe i don't want to know. Shouldn't have read this before lunch...or even after lunch...or ever.People are disgusting creatures.
Macular Degenerate: How does fecal contamination get up* into the tubes inside the machine?* Are the employees squatting over the top of the machine and dropping a deuce?
Grammatik Polizei: Also, they should have swabbed the tables, door knobs, menus, etc. I bet they would have found coliform bacteria on most things.
SinisterDexter: blatz514: If you put enough alcohol in your soda; ya got no problemsI don't know what I'm talking about, but from what I've read; most drinking alcohol won't do it. It needs to be 70-80% concentration to effectively kill germs. If you're drinking Bacardi 151, you might accomplish something, but you'd be diluting it with your mixer. Better to drink the alcohol straight and skip the mixer. Who needs the empty calories, anyway?
Tr0mBoNe: 45 Gallons per person, per year?? That's about 480 cans of soda..Sheesh.
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