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(Boston.com)   Romney may have lost the election, but at least he can pump his own gas without the Secret Service trying to stop him   (boston.com) divider line 20
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2012-11-21 12:06:02 PM
3 votes:
And do you know who else liked pumping gas?
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That's right: Cholo Hitler.

/You can't get Godwinned without win.
2012-11-21 12:34:16 PM
2 votes:

Maud Dib: Looks like they laid off the help, that is one wrinkly ass shirt.

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Damn. He looks like he was the one strapped to the roof this time.
2012-11-21 11:35:52 AM
2 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.


If you have a demon baby in your belly that will kill you. You don't get an abortion. You let your demon husband perform an emergency c section. Then when your ex comes to see you and falls madly in love with your demon baby, he will have to wait until it turns 14 to marry and fark it.

Clearly Mormon values.
2012-11-21 11:31:17 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


He went to prep school, BYU and Harvard; he probably reads at about 7th-grade level.
2012-11-21 11:30:13 AM
2 votes:
Looks like they laid off the help, that is one wrinkly ass shirt.

l.yimg.com

\ass-shirt?
2012-11-21 11:23:43 AM
2 votes:
Up next on TLC, The Real Romney's of Utah or Massachusetts or California or wherever the fark they're from.
2012-11-21 11:20:45 AM
2 votes:
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I am currently experiencing fun!
2012-11-21 10:44:43 AM
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now

The author of the Twilights books is a Mormon.


I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.
2012-11-21 01:27:03 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mugato: Uchiha_Cycliste: I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.

If you do cave and read it, don't expect literature.
More like marshmallow fluff...sweet, gooey, no nutritional redeeming qualities...but whatthehell, it's kinda tasty.

I heard that it was intentionally empty and featureless so all the emo tweens reading it could imagine themselves in the story with out any things like details contradicting those imaginings.

So Bella was intentionally a blank slate so all the tweens and bored housewives could insert themselves into the character? And here I thought it was just poor writing.

That's what I've heard. By giving her no hobbies, interests, characteristics, personality, charisma, hopes or dreams just about anyone who wants to read that crap for the purposes of escapism can implant themselves as the main character.

So it's genius writing then. I was wrong all along.

ಠ_ಠ
2012-11-21 12:23:39 PM
1 votes:
gee.

lather, rinse, REPEAT
2012-11-21 12:22:50 PM
1 votes:

MacWizard: dustman81: Who said it, Mitt Romney or Mr. Burns? "You there. Revulcanize my tires and fill it with petroleum distillate, posthaste!"

A little too cerebral for Romney.


"Tire bad. Also, me need car juice."
2012-11-21 11:58:04 AM
1 votes:
Rmoney went out like a punk.
2012-11-21 11:50:36 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.

That's because we require trained professionals to pump our gas.

/and gas pump handles are filthier than toilet seats at self-serve stations.



I did notice the how clean everything was until some guy rushed up and told me to get back into my car.
2012-11-21 11:46:04 AM
1 votes:
If I didn't know better, I'd say he'd gone on a bender. Probably just a problem with his self-maintenance scheduled task. Someone needs to check his cron logs.
2012-11-21 11:32:00 AM
1 votes:

YoungSwedishBlonde: I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.


Yeah, I feel bad for him too. It must be tough to be rich beyond the dreams of avarice and be able to choose to run for president in the same way other people choose to sign up for a WoW subscription or go to dollar beer night.

I'll feel bad for him when his square damned head is bouncing into the guillotine basket and not a minute before.
2012-11-21 09:54:51 AM
1 votes:

coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol


Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now
2012-11-21 09:39:42 AM
1 votes:
Man, he looks like he's gotta get that damn SUV filled and back home before the wife returns from her horseback ride and finds out.
2012-11-21 09:12:34 AM
1 votes:

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


Which are BOTH BLUE STATES...oh my god this conspiracy has conspiracies within conspiracies
2012-11-21 08:52:19 AM
1 votes:
He's on the run from Stericycle. Bapp will have his revenge from beyond the grave.
2012-11-21 08:46:30 AM
1 votes:
Not in New Jersey or Oregon.
 
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