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(Boston.com)   Romney may have lost the election, but at least he can pump his own gas without the Secret Service trying to stop him   (boston.com) divider line 17
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2012-11-21 08:46:30 AM
4 votes:
Not in New Jersey or Oregon.
2012-11-21 11:42:17 AM
2 votes:
Romney's looking like a guy who recently discovered that his religion's prophecy regarding the presidency might just be bullshiat, or at least precludes him.

It couldn't have happened to a more deluded asshole.
2012-11-21 10:39:57 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


The author of the Twilights books is a Mormon.
2012-11-21 10:25:01 AM
2 votes:
If only the twilight info came out before the election he would have lost by 20pts
2012-11-21 10:05:31 AM
2 votes:
Christ, Romney looks like shiat.
2012-11-21 01:36:30 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Jackson Herring: Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now

The author of the Twilights books is a Mormon.

I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.


Ah, well that explains my reaction of "wow, these are the most socially awkward characters I've encountered since Orson Scott Card's novels."
2012-11-21 12:24:53 PM
1 votes:
If Mitt is really trying to get back to private life, motherfarker needs to try harder. He's still dropping morsels drenched in F*ck You sauce. Those comments about Obama's "gifts" only got disseminated because he let in members of the press to that particular conference call.
2012-11-21 12:15:42 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


Something tells me the looted $200 mil parked offshore has quite the healing effect.

/won't someone think of the plutocrats?
2012-11-21 12:12:21 PM
1 votes:

nekom: Not in New Jersey or Oregon.


I just moved from Oregon to Washington. It's amazing how fast attitudes can change - when I moved, I was irritated that I'd need to get out of my car and deal with it in the rain (I hate to sound arrogant, but it's not my job and I don't mind paying someone else to do it!). Last weekend I went back to Eugene for a bit, and discovered that I was now irritated - because I have to wait for them to get to me, I can't just pump it myself.
2012-11-21 11:59:18 AM
1 votes:

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Carth: Romney isn't an elected official and isn't running for office. I don't care what he does anymore.

Sure, you say that now but just wait until Bain Capital buys out your employer...


As a government employee I'm pretty glad he won't be president of our 'company'.
2012-11-21 11:58:58 AM
1 votes:
He can also stop pretending to be Joe Average and go back to using drivers and limos. Pumping gas is for poor people
2012-11-21 11:52:09 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: coco ebert: And over the weekend, TMZ also reported that the Romneys caught the latest Twilight movie at a theater in Del Mar, Calif., near their vacation home in La Jolla, Calif. The couple then went across the street for pizza.

lol

Least-mentioned facepalm of the entire election. Romney, Mr. Morals, is into Paranormal Teen Romance novels.

/yes, there is a whole section titled that in barnes & noble now


Are you telling me the foundation of LDS isn't stories of powerful beings from another planet?

/there might be some teen romance in there too.
//looking at you Brigham
///actually the wives list in Wikipedia indicates him having more of a taste for MILFs (and beyond)
2012-11-21 11:42:03 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.


There is a whole shiat ton of LDS mythos in the twilight series. A couple of people have done writeups on it.
2012-11-21 11:35:52 AM
1 votes:

Fluorescent Testicle: Diogenes: I'm aware. I don't understand it. But I'm aware.

The way I understand it, the whole thing is supposed to be an allegory for the virtues of chastity before marriage.

Of course, that doesn't explain the whole killer demon foetus thing.

/I haven't actually read Twilight, so I might be wrong.


If you have a demon baby in your belly that will kill you. You don't get an abortion. You let your demon husband perform an emergency c section. Then when your ex comes to see you and falls madly in love with your demon baby, he will have to wait until it turns 14 to marry and fark it.

Clearly Mormon values.
2012-11-21 11:35:15 AM
1 votes:
They took disposable plastic cups to/during a workout? Seriously, these people are aliens, with only a rudimentary understanding of our ways.
2012-11-21 11:33:26 AM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Christ, Romney looks like shiat.


good, he deserves it.
2012-11-21 11:32:00 AM
1 votes:

YoungSwedishBlonde: I actually do feel bad for Romney. But then again, I'm deluding myself into believing that he's more moderate than he leads on and his campaign was mostly pandering to the teabagger derp.


Yeah, I feel bad for him too. It must be tough to be rich beyond the dreams of avarice and be able to choose to run for president in the same way other people choose to sign up for a WoW subscription or go to dollar beer night.

I'll feel bad for him when his square damned head is bouncing into the guillotine basket and not a minute before.
 
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